Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Sinead O’Connor quests for The Difficult Brown inside The Matrix, Emily Blunt who can quest for The Difficult Brown in my basement lair whenever the hell she wants and Katie Holmes just swam away from a cruise ship after 12 years, and boy, are her arms tired.
Fun Fact: Jessica Simpson isn’t due until the spring,
- The Superficial
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[Ed. Note: Below are two bonus galleries of Kelly Brook and Kate Hudson we never got around to using, so why let them go to waste? Think of us like your grandmother trying to feed you leftovers, except those leftovers give you an erection you don't have to hide in shame. (It's like Christmas, already, I know.) - SW]
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Wow…I’d hate to see her when she’s pregnant.
“I hear chicks dig these things.”
Fresh from her latest Star Wars convention. I’m just glad she’s not another Stormtrooper.
Pity she forgot the mask.
I was thinking more of the Matrix
Try not to be so enthusiastic
fuck i laughed too hard at this comment
“You know what I’d do to you Mario? First, I’d lay you down…”
“Hold on, I’m about to clear level 2 of Angry Birds…”
Bwahahahaha!!!
She looks like shit.
Crack?
I’m still waiting for the revelation that she’s not pregnant at all and just fulfilled her lifelong dream of getting her own Burger King franchise.
How cute, a mini gangsta… I just wanna hold him and walk him to his jail cell.
People have bricks thrown at them in NYC for much less than this.
THAT is the sexiest man alive?
A payoff to “People” is the only thing to explain it.
‘was’
The unisex wardrobe is a real money saver for the Cruise household.
Tom’s pants look like capris on Katie.
and his capris look like shorts
Ha! Remember when he used to smoke because it was cool and not because he truly has glaucoma?? Me either… I’m not ancient for fuck’s sake.
How could anyone look at this picture and not be horny?
You accidentally typed not, or you forgot a second not.
I can’t believe how not hot she got.
I LOVED him in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape!
Are you saying Katie looks like Dicaprio or Depp?
i would.
+1..in a ny minute
Zombie hand. And face.
Still suffering from that bra allergy AnnaLynne?
Imagine if she keeps those boobs after the baby comes, wow !
Wow, what a contrast:
One has the head and face of a special needs child and the body of an adult.
The other has the face of an adult and the body of a child.
With that ‘stache it’s more like the face of an adult who really digs the body of a child.
And Haas – whatever he does, he will always stay an Amish kid to me.
Why is it that the first word that comes to my mind when viewing the heavily gravid Ms J. Simpson is “jambalaya”?
Wouldn’t “butter” or “pie” be more appropriate?
She’s going to be a sphere by the time she gives birth. And she’ll stay that way.
Madame? Good to see you again.
+1
Nice ass… why is she dressed like someone who’s supposed to shoot up a school though?
Fer fucksake, don’t give her any ideas!
Wow, only someone as narcissistic as her would actually attend Harvard just to be able to wear the clothing…
So true! Twat!
Harvard is a joke. It used to be a good school 40 years ago, but now you can get the same information at your local community college and still attend classes at Harvard on-line. You don’t even have to go, to be able at add Harvard to you resume, just enroll in a class and put it on your resume. Your future employer will only be told that you were registrar there. That’s all they need, none of them care about if you graduated or not. Just a small bit of information for all of you unemployed job seekers out there.
yeah, right.
Do you think hospitals would rather hire doctors that attended Harvard or Community College?
She enrolled in a ONE YEAR program at Harvard that has no admission standards beyond “Must be able to sign large check”.
I didn’t know “The Walking Dead” was going urban this season…
I know, right?!
im gonna say Connolly is the catcher…
Bradley Cooper out on a “I am really, seriously looking to get my ass kicked” bike ride in Paris.
He is going to score all the male ass he wants with that ensemble.
Rizzoli and Isles is not a good show by any stretch of the imagination, but yet for some reason, I still watch…
Wow, it’s like seeing a thinner crazier version of Kristie Alley….
There’s no reason to believe that women don’t just lay down on their backs and open their legs when these 2 come walking down the street.
No reason at all if the only women you know are blind, masochistic, or Mary Kay Letourneau.
BRAINS !!!!
I’m not enjoying her recent re-relevancy.
I’m wondering what caused the re-relevancy. Seriously, why did she suddenly reappear?
Everyone was so astonished that she managed to become so hideous they wanted other people to see it too?
My only explanation.
You don’t wanna know.
Has she been working on the boat too?
Because she looks like someone who’s been working hard below deck.
Yet she still wonders why nobody asks her for a date.
No doubt about the use of Photoshop for this shoot.
They’ll be getting a lot of use out of Photoshop’s new Face Spackling and Hair Cloning tools.
At least she’s preparing for the inevitable Clooney dumping that should happen in a few months.
Oh wait… Ms. Keibler, George is on the phone for you from a blocked number.
Bwahahaha
Speed Racer II: Vespa Boogaloo
Her hair covers the part that says, “No More Singing, Therefore…”
Ah, the mythical sixhead I’ve heard about, but never seen before.
It’s a long way up there. It’s like I’m in a rowing boat looking at the QE2.
Those are some major league yabow’s.
From a distance she appears quite fuckable, but the closer she gets the more you wonder why you got the erection in the first place.
That’s what you call a “Picasso”
A Picasso? The Picasso works look basically the same from any distance. You might be thinking of Monet; his works were/are the ones that form a complete scene, more or less, when viewed from a distance, but look rather messy when viewed up-close.
No, I still H8 her.
“GIVE ME A SANDWICH!”
Her transition into John Mayer will complete at exactly the same time John Mayer transitions into Johnny Depp, who will transition into Keith Richards, who will then become the Highlander.
If she morphs into John Mayer she’ll have a penis which, albeit racist, would make her more appealing to Tom.
Seriously? How does having a penis make it racist?
All John “Oscar” Mayer penises are racist. Trouble is, every cross burning turns into a weenie roast.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
Keith Richards became the Highlander in 1971. It’s the only explanation.
Show us the new tits.
Please.
Nobody every accused her of being a smoking hot momma but she has more talent in her giant face than Kim Kardasian has in her whole body. (including the arse)
Yes she does!
My plan to steal her away from Orlando Bloom is currently in week 19. Only 7,042 weeks left to go before she’s mine.
The quintuplets are very lucky to have a Mom like her.
her arm looks prosthetic in this pic
As a consolation, JS’s breasts are gonna get even bigger than normal while we can overlook her being “fat” because now she’s “pregnant”.