The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.30.11

November 30th, 2011 // 452 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Sinead O’Connor quests for The Difficult Brown inside The Matrix, Emily Blunt who can quest for The Difficult Brown in my basement lair whenever the hell she wants and Katie Holmes just swam away from a cruise ship after 12 years, and boy, are her arms tired.

Fun Fact: Jessica Simpson isn’t due until the spring,

- The Superficial

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[Ed. Note: Below are two bonus galleries of Kelly Brook and Kate Hudson we never got around to using, so why let them go to waste? Think of us like your grandmother trying to feed you leftovers, except those leftovers give you an erection you don’t have to hide in shame. (It’s like Christmas, already, I know.) – SW]

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  1. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Wow…I’d hate to see her when she’s pregnant.

  2. Bradley Cooper Vespa Paris
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    “I hear chicks dig these things.”

  3. Sinead O'Connor Leather Trenchcoat
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    Fresh from her latest Star Wars convention. I’m just glad she’s not another Stormtrooper.

  4. Amber Valetta See Through Dress
    Hugh Jass
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    Try not to be so enthusiastic

  5. Stacy Keibler Mario Lopez
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    “You know what I’d do to you Mario? First, I’d lay you down…”
    “Hold on, I’m about to clear level 2 of Angry Birds…”

  6. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    tom
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    She looks like shit.

  7. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m still waiting for the revelation that she’s not pregnant at all and just fulfilled her lifelong dream of getting her own Burger King franchise.

  8. Cee Lo Green Hoodie
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    How cute, a mini gangsta… I just wanna hold him and walk him to his jail cell.

  9. Bradley Cooper Vespa Paris
    dontkillthemessenger
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    People have bricks thrown at them in NYC for much less than this.

  10. Bradley Cooper Vespa Paris
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    THAT is the sexiest man alive?

  11. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The unisex wardrobe is a real money saver for the Cruise household.

  12. Paul McCartney Harmonica Nancy Shevell
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    Ha! Remember when he used to smoke because it was cool and not because he truly has glaucoma?? Me either… I’m not ancient for fuck’s sake.

  13. Sinead O'Connor Leather Trenchcoat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How could anyone look at this picture and not be horny?

  14. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    Star Droppings
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    I LOVED him in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape!

  15. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
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    i would.

  16. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    gnarla
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    Zombie hand. And face.

  17. AnnaLynne McCord Hard Nipples
    Frank Burns
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    Still suffering from that bra allergy AnnaLynne?

  18. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
    Bonky
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    Imagine if she keeps those boobs after the baby comes, wow !

  19. Lucas Haas Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
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    Wow, what a contrast:
    One has the head and face of a special needs child and the body of an adult.
    The other has the face of an adult and the body of a child.

    • With that ‘stache it’s more like the face of an adult who really digs the body of a child.

      And Haas – whatever he does, he will always stay an Amish kid to me.

  20. Cock Dr

    Why is it that the first word that comes to my mind when viewing the heavily gravid Ms J. Simpson is “jambalaya”?
    Wouldn’t “butter” or “pie” be more appropriate?

  21. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
    JC
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    She’s going to be a sphere by the time she gives birth. And she’ll stay that way.

  22. Kristen Johnston
    Gerttastic
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    Madame? Good to see you again.

  23. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nice ass… why is she dressed like someone who’s supposed to shoot up a school though?

  24. Tyra Banks Huge Forehead
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    Wow, only someone as narcissistic as her would actually attend Harvard just to be able to wear the clothing…

    • squishy

      So true! Twat!

    • Dante

      Harvard is a joke. It used to be a good school 40 years ago, but now you can get the same information at your local community college and still attend classes at Harvard on-line. You don’t even have to go, to be able at add Harvard to you resume, just enroll in a class and put it on your resume. Your future employer will only be told that you were registrar there. That’s all they need, none of them care about if you graduated or not. Just a small bit of information for all of you unemployed job seekers out there.

    • She enrolled in a ONE YEAR program at Harvard that has no admission standards beyond “Must be able to sign large check”.

  25. Amber Valetta See Through Dress
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    I didn’t know “The Walking Dead” was going urban this season…

  26. Lucas Haas Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
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    im gonna say Connolly is the catcher…

  27. Bradley Cooper Vespa Paris
    Bonky
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    Bradley Cooper out on a “I am really, seriously looking to get my ass kicked” bike ride in Paris.

  28. Angie Harmon Side Boob
    JC
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    Rizzoli and Isles is not a good show by any stretch of the imagination, but yet for some reason, I still watch…

  29. Kristen Johnston
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    Wow, it’s like seeing a thinner crazier version of Kristie Alley….

  30. Lucas Haas Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    dontkillthemessenger
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    There’s no reason to believe that women don’t just lay down on their backs and open their legs when these 2 come walking down the street.

  31. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    Bonky
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    BRAINS !!!!

  32. Sinead O'Connor Leather Trenchcoat
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    I’m not enjoying her recent re-relevancy.

  33. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
    Cock Dr
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    Has she been working on the boat too?
    Because she looks like someone who’s been working hard below deck.

  34. Sinead O'Connor Leather Trenchcoat
    Bonky
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    Yet she still wonders why nobody asks her for a date.

  35. Amber Valetta See Through Dress
    Satan's bitch
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    No doubt about the use of Photoshop for this shoot.

    • catapostrophe

      They’ll be getting a lot of use out of Photoshop’s new Face Spackling and Hair Cloning tools.

  36. Stacy Keibler Mario Lopez
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least she’s preparing for the inevitable Clooney dumping that should happen in a few months.

    Oh wait… Ms. Keibler, George is on the phone for you from a blocked number.

  37. Bradley Cooper Vespa Paris
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    Speed Racer II: Vespa Boogaloo

  38. Rebecca Black NOH8 Face Paint
    JC
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    Her hair covers the part that says, “No More Singing, Therefore…”

  39. Tyra Banks Huge Forehead
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ah, the mythical sixhead I’ve heard about, but never seen before.

  40. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
    rupert
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    Those are some major league yabow’s.

  41. AnnaLynne McCord Hard Nipples
    Bonky
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    From a distance she appears quite fuckable, but the closer she gets the more you wonder why you got the erection in the first place.

    • Aud

      That’s what you call a “Picasso”

      • Trek Girl

        A Picasso? The Picasso works look basically the same from any distance. You might be thinking of Monet; his works were/are the ones that form a complete scene, more or less, when viewed from a distance, but look rather messy when viewed up-close.

  42. Rebecca Black NOH8 Face Paint
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No, I still H8 her.

  43. Alessandra Ambrosio Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011
    JC
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    “GIVE ME A SANDWICH!”

  44. Katie Holmes Tired No Make Up
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    Her transition into John Mayer will complete at exactly the same time John Mayer transitions into Johnny Depp, who will transition into Keith Richards, who will then become the Highlander.

  45. AnnaLynne McCord Hard Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    Show us the new tits.
    Please.

  46. Kristen Johnston
    rupert
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    Nobody every accused her of being a smoking hot momma but she has more talent in her giant face than Kim Kardasian has in her whole body. (including the arse)

  47. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2011
    dontkillthemessenger
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    My plan to steal her away from Orlando Bloom is currently in week 19. Only 7,042 weeks left to go before she’s mine.

  48. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
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    The quintuplets are very lucky to have a Mom like her.

  49. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Jeans
    Jeffiner
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    her arm looks prosthetic in this pic

  50. yoyoma

    As a consolation, JS’s breasts are gonna get even bigger than normal while we can overlook her being “fat” because now she’s “pregnant”.

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