Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Sinead O’Connor quests for The Difficult Brown inside The Matrix, Emily Blunt who can quest for The Difficult Brown in my basement lair whenever the hell she wants and Katie Holmes just swam away from a cruise ship after 12 years, and boy, are her arms tired.
Fun Fact: Jessica Simpson isn’t due until the spring,
- The Superficial
[Ed. Note: Below are two bonus galleries of Kelly Brook and Kate Hudson we never got around to using, so why let them go to waste? Think of us like your grandmother trying to feed you leftovers, except those leftovers give you an erection you don’t have to hide in shame. (It’s like Christmas, already, I know.) – SW]