The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.14.12

November 14th, 2012 // 545 Comments

“Honey, would you cover up? Your lady penises are practically falling out of that thing.” – Ryan Seacrest

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it appears Gollum actually didn’t get too fucked up by the fires of Mount Doom after all, Jessica Simpson‘s weight loss selfishly robs me of a joke for this Topher Grace pic, and even Tobey Maguire needs to get super high to stand being around Tobey Maguire.

“Hey Madonna, want to help ruin everybody’s evening?” – Me, just now, because my soul is black,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Bullet To The Head Photocall
    Joe
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    This movie sounds like it’s gonna be a little…..Rocky….

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  2. Mischa Barton Andre Borchers Collection Launch
    Joe
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    She actually looks decent here. Maybe the world is ending soon.

  3. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Fur Coat
    Joe
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    Look this good when you’re 40, most will not. Hmmmm?

  4. Camille Grammer Cleavage TV Guide Hot List Party
    Joe
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    In the bag: Kelsey’s balls.

  5. Jaden Smith Headphones
    Mr. Poop
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    The douche is strong in this one

  6. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
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    Madonna, the original microphone hipster… Take that Kardashians!

  7. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Chloe Simms Book Launch
    Mr. Poop
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    Why is this picture of Khloe miscaptioned

  8. Prince Charles Maori Welcome Ceremony
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    So this is what they mean “Beat with the ugly stick”?

  9. Christina Ricci Midriff Miniskirt The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
    Mr. Poop
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    Where is there a mountain in NYC?

  10. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
    ThisWillHurt
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    So Madonna is an amputee now? She’s so brave to continue to perform without the aid of prosthetics or a mic stand.

  11. Ashton Kutcher Sitting Behind Laker Girls
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    She’s clearly fantasizing about ANOTHER douche…

  12. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
    BP
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    Who was the opening act, Stephen Hocking?

  13. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
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    Are we gonna stand by and just LET the zombie apocalypse start???

  14. Topher Grace Beard Popeyes Chicken Bag
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    Apparently his dealer likes to be paid in alternate forms of payment…

  15. Maria Shriver
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    In every photo, there’s David Crosby.

  16. Elijah Wood Kerry Bishe Photobooth
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    That is one hammered little hobbit….

  17. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
    Mr. Poop
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    grandmadonna demonstrating her most honed skill

  18. Bill Maher
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Welcome to the Jungle Fever, Bill.

  19. Prince Charles Maori Welcome Ceremony
    BP
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    This fucking guy’s got it made, why does he even bother wearing a suit for all of the dumb events he partakes in…Lady Di’s lucky she’s dead!

  20. Ashton Kutcher Sitting Behind Laker Girls
    ThisWillHurt
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    The only time in our nation’s history where a brunette proves to be more intelligent than a blonde.

    BRUNETTE: Ermagawd! Dat’s Ashton Kutcher behind us! He’s a cutie!
    BLONDE: Shut the hell up and watch the game!

  21. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Chloe Simms Book Launch
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    Thought it was Khloe but then I saw this one is actually pregnant…
    (Hell, table for 1)

  22. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
    rantatonne
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    Stallone is looking at anything but this in that previous picture

  23. Topher Grace Beard Popeyes Chicken Bag
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    I always dress up when heading out for Popeyes.

  24. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
    Cock Dr
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    “Performing” indeed.
    The posting of this photo simply feeds the monstrous ego, lusting for attention of any kind, that dwells inside that cage of bones & leathery tendons.

  25. Lizzy Caplan Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Men Of The Year Party
    rantatonne
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    lizzy for the win!

  26. Julianne Hough Side Boob GQ Men Of The Year Party
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    “And this is Hough you see my tits.”

  27. Maria Shriver
    ThisWillHurt
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    Clearly overdosing on evil.

  28. Maria Shriver
    BP
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    Someone tell that old fart valet guy who looks like David Crosby to bring up my Bentley…

  29. Bryan Cranston TIME Person Of The Year Panel
    rantatonne
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    Soon…

  30. Elijah Wood Kerry Bishe Photobooth
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    The cool thing about having a girlfriend with the last name Bishe is that you can sort of call her a bitch and when she gets pissed, just say you slurred your words.

  31. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    rantatonne
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    …very soon.

  32. Camille Grammer Cleavage TV Guide Hot List Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    World’s most frightening dildo.

  33. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    rantatonne
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    Well we at least know why the gigolo is fading.

  34. Prince Charles Maori Welcome Ceremony
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m willing to renounce my American citizenship and pledge loyalty to the Queen if she would just call this idiot and tell him to bring his dumb ass back home.

  35. Bill Maher
    ThisWillHurt
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    Creepy Uncle date night.

  36. Camille Grammer Cleavage TV Guide Hot List Party
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    Cool cheek implants, bro!

  37. Prince Charles Maori Welcome Ceremony
    Cock Dr
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    Is that an actual hair skirt?

  38. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think we all owe Snooki an apology.

  39. Prince Charles Maori Welcome Ceremony
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    They’re warning him if he picks up that human cooking utensil, all bets are off. Maoris like to cook, but (at least these days) not be cooked.

  40. Christina Ricci Midriff Miniskirt The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    That giant coroner does not approve.

  41. Mischa Barton Andre Borchers Collection Launch
    Cock Dr
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    Expecting this one to move to Colorado very soon.

  42. Julianne Hough Side Boob GQ Men Of The Year Party
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Dress your age. Ironically, in this case that’s 24 not 40.

  43. Chloe Simms Cleavage Book Launch Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I is write book, with words.”

  44. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Bullet To The Head Photocall
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I was gonna say first person to do the “YEAAHHHHHHHHHH” thing dies, but I see Joe got here first. So the second person dies, and they die twice as hard because Joe already did it.

  45. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
    richie
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    The 5-second rule requires you to pick it up, dummy!

  46. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Bullet To The Head Photocall
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    Bullet to the Head? More like sewing machine to the head.

  47. Lizzy Caplan Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Men Of The Year Party
    Cock Dr
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    Please try a different hairstyle.

  48. Julianne Hough Side Boob GQ Men Of The Year Party
    karlito
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    it’s amazing that she looks close to 30 yrs old in that picture because without makeup she looks 13.

  49. Tobey Maguire Tired The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    What does Jim Breuer do to stay young?

  50. Christina Ricci Midriff Miniskirt The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
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    God. She’s so skinny, even her dress is hungry.

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