Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.
If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,
- Photo Boy
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Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—queer—–hahahahahahahahahaha
Kato Kaelin, Renaissance Festival Britney, and Chicken Kid. It may not be cohesive, but it’s original.
whoa…. tampon’s full, sweetheart.
Lemme guess – Larry Bi… ah, I’m not starting that shit again.
All kidding aside, it looks like she’s got her figure back and good for her.
I agree she looks good but Oh the mysterious world of women…what guys dont realize is that ‘Home Ec’. class in school was a cover. Its actually a class where they teach you the witchcraft of womanhood. The most popular lessons are “The Corset: Medieval torture or a gift to women?”, “Lipstick on a Pig: But add Foundation and Mascara & its whole other story”, and “You only have to do it until he signs the paper”.
Ok. Yes. But her neck and visible thighs actually do confirm she’s lost a lot of weight since the last time we’ve seen her.
with a leather corset even Keisha would look in good shape…
Maybe a steel-belted corset.
all kidding aside, i would feast on her asshole…
Me too!
How many Weight Watcher points is that?
Is he gonna pull an MJ and make the kid drink Jesus Juice?
Damnit, I thought I was the only one dressing up as plasticized no talent this year.
All I see is big tits and a Scottish hobo holding a weird-looking chicken.
Okay, lemme guess. The one on the left is dressed up as a banana, and the one on the right is dressed up as a yeast infection.
A yeast infection?
Yeah, you know. An annoying cunt.
Nice one!
(Picture of John Hamm): Bitch please….
Is that a golden urine stain covering her skirt?
“Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”
I’m telling you, kid, they’re real, and they’re spectacular.
It’s funny ’cause there’s a cock.
Two, if you count the guy it’s attached to.
Knowing his brand of humor, that is probably a prop.
Knowing he had an Israeli mother and was raised Jewish, I think that’s all but a given.
Ah yes, the first Thanksgiving, where Pocahontas shows William Wallace how to celebrate our country’s freedom by roasting a chicken and eating it’s delicious cornbread innards.
I love history !
A-Rod’s gonna pop the world’s biggest boner when he sees this.
Sweety, KimK can put away 5 of those… You have to be more original…
Kelly Brook as Lady Gaga as Ann Jillian.
Normally, road rash comes from the road.
That’s awesome!
I like this picture. Oswalt, you’re in second place as of now.
The steel belted corset not only holds back her body flab, it also holds her back so she doesn’t attempt to deep fry and devour their child.
Would someone tell her that she’s not fat and doesn’t need to settle for this anymore?
Yeah, but she still has her father’s face…picture that looking back at you while you’re riding her crazy train…
Truth be told, the only way I’d be riding her crazy train is if I was trying to sleep my way to meeting Joan Rivers.
I’ll ride her crazy train without a second thought.
I always thought her face looked like the guy who fought with Mel Gibson inside the Thunderdome.
That’s pretty fucked up. Good point. Damn………
What, Vin Diesel doesn’t get a mention in the caption?
Just checkin’ the hamm.
“My ankle makeup better be perfect or I’m firing you faster than that bitch who confused non-fat for low-fat.”
Did she get her tits done?
I mean, I still wouldn’t, even with Photo Boy’s dick, but I’m just curious.
That’s not a boob job, just a well-made push up bra.
Oooohhh, Cock Monkey. I get it.
The baby is used as a prop to explain Buffalo Wings to her
If there was any doubt that she wanted to eat that baby, I’m pretty sure this clears it up.
March of the Penguins, Part Deux.
Hey…..hey, you really use magnum condoms ?
Jess looks good! Smart call on incorporating a leather corset into this year’s costume.
Only thing that would hold together.
I get it…She’s kind of a “c” and her baby is a chicken…so that makes it Chicken of the Sea!
That was horrible.
Maggiore should be decapitated for that lame-ass comment.
I wonder how many of you missed the reference
Whenever he smiles, he gets that spooky “flashlight under the chin pointing up” look. And that poor kid’ hoodie is gonna smell like dirty armpits later…
That guy is a fucking complete disaster in every way possible.
Yup, he deserves some candy.
I wonder what we are looking at right now in terms of net worth.
Well, they are walking in descending order of recent box office return and bankability.
lol
Douglas buy.s all three of the others combined before breakfast. He was doing Streets of San Francisco 25 years ago…
He was doing “Streets of San Francisco” 40 years ago.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068135/
Given the ages of these guys, What happens in Vegas, is forgotten in Vegas.
Well, the problem is there’s still Kevin Kline, who’ll drag it down
He’s still relevant?
No, but neither is that exercise chick, and she’s on here all the time.
People do seem to enjoy that one movie he makes over and over again.
I love this line…
Mmmm… Rosie Webster. So hot.
Oswalt, you’re down to third place.
The ultimate Hamburger Helper.
lol, are you fucking kidding me?
Rarely am I speechless, this time I can only comment about how a dildo on her “rider” would complete the scene. Kudos to you GaGa, you got me for once.
Thanks Kelly, but Pris from Bladerunner you ain’t.
So… the car crashed into her ass?
It’s good to see Malcolm in the Middle getting out there again!
This year’s Depends for Men Super Bowl ad is going to be legendary.
Resevoir Dogs meats Ocean’s 11?
We get it, Kim Kardashian, you like being a blonde!
I guess she listened to Arnold an got to the choppah.