The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12

October 31st, 2012 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.

If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—queer—–hahahahahahahahahaha

  2. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    Kato Kaelin, Renaissance Festival Britney, and Chicken Kid. It may not be cohesive, but it’s original.

  3. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    whoa…. tampon’s full, sweetheart.

  4. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    Lemme guess – Larry Bi… ah, I’m not starting that shit again.

  5. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    All kidding aside, it looks like she’s got her figure back and good for her.

  6. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
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    Is he gonna pull an MJ and make the kid drink Jesus Juice?

  7. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Damnit, I thought I was the only one dressing up as plasticized no talent this year.

  8. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    All I see is big tits and a Scottish hobo holding a weird-looking chicken.

  9. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
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    Okay, lemme guess. The one on the left is dressed up as a banana, and the one on the right is dressed up as a yeast infection.

    A yeast infection?

    Yeah, you know. An annoying cunt.

  10. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
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    Nice one!

  11. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
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    (Picture of John Hamm): Bitch please….

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    Mr. Poop
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    Is that a golden urine stain covering her skirt?

  13. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    “Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”

  14. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
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    I’m telling you, kid, they’re real, and they’re spectacular.

  15. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
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    It’s funny ’cause there’s a cock.

  16. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    DeucePickle
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    Ah yes, the first Thanksgiving, where Pocahontas shows William Wallace how to celebrate our country’s freedom by roasting a chicken and eating it’s delicious cornbread innards.
    I love history !

  17. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
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    A-Rod’s gonna pop the world’s biggest boner when he sees this.

  18. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Sweety, KimK can put away 5 of those… You have to be more original…

  19. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
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    Kelly Brook as Lady Gaga as Ann Jillian.

  20. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
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    Normally, road rash comes from the road.

  21. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    That’s awesome!

  22. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
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    I like this picture. Oswalt, you’re in second place as of now.

  23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    stucco
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    The steel belted corset not only holds back her body flab, it also holds her back so she doesn’t attempt to deep fry and devour their child.

  24. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
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    Would someone tell her that she’s not fat and doesn’t need to settle for this anymore?

  25. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
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    What, Vin Diesel doesn’t get a mention in the caption?

  26. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    MRF
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    Just checkin’ the hamm.

  27. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
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    “My ankle makeup better be perfect or I’m firing you faster than that bitch who confused non-fat for low-fat.”

  28. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    Josephus
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    Did she get her tits done?

    I mean, I still wouldn’t, even with Photo Boy’s dick, but I’m just curious.

  29. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    DeucePickle
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    Oooohhh, Cock Monkey. I get it.

  30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    The baby is used as a prop to explain Buffalo Wings to her

  31. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Doctor_Joystick
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    If there was any doubt that she wanted to eat that baby, I’m pretty sure this clears it up.

  32. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    March of the Penguins, Part Deux.

  33. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
    DeucePickle
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    Hey…..hey, you really use magnum condoms ?

  34. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Cock Dr
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    Jess looks good! Smart call on incorporating a leather corset into this year’s costume.

  35. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    I get it…She’s kind of a “c” and her baby is a chicken…so that makes it Chicken of the Sea!

  36. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    Johnny P!
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    Whenever he smiles, he gets that spooky “flashlight under the chin pointing up” look. And that poor kid’ hoodie is gonna smell like dirty armpits later…

  37. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
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    That guy is a fucking complete disaster in every way possible.

  38. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Yup, he deserves some candy.

  39. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    DeucePickle
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    I wonder what we are looking at right now in terms of net worth.

  40. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    Johnny P!
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    He’s still relevant?

  41. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year
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    Mmmm… Rosie Webster. So hot.

    Oswalt, you’re down to third place.

  42. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
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    The ultimate Hamburger Helper.

  43. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    The Royal Penis
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    lol, are you fucking kidding me?

    Rarely am I speechless, this time I can only comment about how a dildo on her “rider” would complete the scene. Kudos to you GaGa, you got me for once.

  44. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
    Johnny P!
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    Thanks Kelly, but Pris from Bladerunner you ain’t.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
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    So… the car crashed into her ass?

  46. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
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    It’s good to see Malcolm in the Middle getting out there again!

  47. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    This year’s Depends for Men Super Bowl ad is going to be legendary.

  48. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    Jill
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    Resevoir Dogs meats Ocean’s 11?

  49. Kristina Shannon Butt Tight Jeans Laker Game
    ThisWillHurt
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    We get it, Kim Kardashian, you like being a blonde!

  50. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
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    I guess she listened to Arnold an got to the choppah.

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