The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.3.12

October 3rd, 2012 // 522 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!

I..I didn’t know groping could do that…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    ahhh..reminds me of the ex

  2. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Visible Ink
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    I hope she succeeds but she’ll need something tougher than pilates to lose all that weight.

    • karlito

      when the tiny girls like Hillary have babies chances are they end up looing like brick shithouses. she used to be so adorable. now she could pass for one of the Dwarf women in Lord of the Rings

      • diego

        Umm, HIlary Duff was never tiny. She was always a thick ass chick with a propensity to get fat. And furthermore, actual “tiny girls,” like Alessandra Ambrosio or Jessica Alba, are usually back in fighting shape within weeks.

      • I understood tiny as in short, maybe I’m wrong.

  3. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
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    Hamm’s penis is using its foreskin as an umbrella. That’s a genius penis.

  4. Carrot Top
    LilDeuceDeuce
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh yes, they float, Georgie. They float. And when you’re down here with me, YOU’LL…FLOAT…TOO!”

  5. Michael Bay
    EricLr
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    He’s probably pissed that he can’t add explosions to this picture.

  6. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
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    I don’t get why he stepped out ton her, because she looks like a housekeeper to me.

  7. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    Commented on this photo:

    We would all prefer if you kept your crotch zipped at all times. Thank you.

  8. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Commented on this photo:

    He has angel-toe.

  9. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Cock Dr
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    She can surround herself with teenaged pop divas in bikinis, dress all in black leather, grab the crotch compulsively and festoon the stage with heavy metal HL Giger influenced props but it’s still just a little Canadian girl in the spotlight.

  10. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    EricLr
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    “Hey, driver. I think I peed on your seat.”

    “…No wait, don’t worry. It’s just blood.”

  11. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Okay, she doesn’t have the greatest pair, but they’re natural and not filled with silicone.
    And, I gotta say, when she’s not trying to be ‘provocative’ or doing her weird outfit/makeup ‘performance art’ etc., and she’s not appearing in public stone or shit-faced drunk, she’s actually very pretty.
    You can all ‘thumbs down’ me now.

  12. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, they have these places now….you give the Asian women seven bucks and they wax them caterpillars off your face for you

    We’ll worry about the rest later

  13. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Please tell me there is video of this. I want to add a whimsical soundtrack.

  14. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
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    The middle guy looks like Mitt Romney at Chipotle.

  15. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    Johnny P!
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    Class. Act.

  16. Carrot Top
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    I wish this turd would surf, surf, surf, surf, where the sharks swim, swim, swim, swim.

  17. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
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    Yes, painting giant angel wings black makes it manly. But you want more manly? I suggest grow a dick.

  18. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    Johnny P!
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    He found another use for the cocktail umbrella in his pina colada.

  19. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    EricLr
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    I think all the scar tissue from her plastic surgeries has moved to her legs.

  20. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    At least that car will have that new whore smell.

  21. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Johnny P!
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    Angel barf.

  22. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    AW GEEZ!! I CAN’T UNSEE THAT!!

  23. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Commented on this photo:

    Three invisible dicks, take 4. Clearly the one in the middle is the biggest.

  24. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Commented on this photo:

    The one on the left knows he’s safe, he got married first!

  25. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    EricLr
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    I rap so weak it’s scary
    Dressed like an angel, sing like a fairy.

  26. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    Johnny P!
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    I never watched ‘Sex In The City’, but was she supposed to be hot on it?

  27. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    richie
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    just awesome…

  28. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Well……I found a solution to the Eagles’ offensive line issues

  29. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Johnny P!
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    They’re not scared by anything.
    They’ve seen each other naked…

  30. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
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    No matter who they put next to her, Maria’s going to win. Seriously, look at that ass.

  31. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    See, I don’t always dress like I’ve been hiking with meth-addicted lumberjacks for a month.

  32. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Fist I was like: She’s hot.
    Next I was like: She kinda looks like a lady boy.
    Then I was like: Dude, you totally think lady boys are hot.
    Finally I was like: You should share that revelation despite your better judgment.

  33. Carrot Top
    Johnny P!
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    He’s so fucking happy that someone – anyone – took his picture.

  34. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    The middle one just realized that he’s gay.

  35. Ashley Benson Butt Short Shorts
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    Housewife ass.

  36. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a workin’ man! got my daily planner, comfy crocs, wind-blown hair… check, check, check!

  37. Carrot Top
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    The sun will go down, to-morrow…

  38. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone have any flour? I’m going to need a lot.

  39. Michael Bay
    Visible Ink
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    He’s getting creepier and creepier as he ages. Must be the knowledge Fox is knocked up and it wasn’t him.

  40. Michael Bay
    1NDUN
    Commented on this photo:

    Michael Bay walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

  41. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    The tough guy rep remains intact, as long as you don’t look at his feet.

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Maria: ‘Wow, I feel extra beautiful standing next to her!’
    Cynthia: ‘Don’t look at her rack… don’t look at her rack… don’t look at her rack…”

  43. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    She has the dead eyes of a porn star. Boner time!!!

  44. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at the guy behind him, you can almost see the joy in his face. He has so many jokes and can’t decide which one is the best.

  45. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, did I leave my dignity and sense of shame in here?

    Damn, I’m sure I had it with me…I think.

  46. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll give you two guesses

  47. Ashley Benson Butt Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Listen to Vanessa Hudgens next time! Short shorts that sit on your hips!

  48. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like page 8 of a Russian bride catalog.

  49. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, Justin Timberlake is everywhere these days…

  50. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    1NDUN
    Commented on this photo:

    Driver: “I said cover your PUSS, stupid cow!”

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