Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!
I..I didn’t know groping could do that…
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ahhh..reminds me of the ex
I hope she succeeds but she’ll need something tougher than pilates to lose all that weight.
when the tiny girls like Hillary have babies chances are they end up looing like brick shithouses. she used to be so adorable. now she could pass for one of the Dwarf women in Lord of the Rings
Umm, HIlary Duff was never tiny. She was always a thick ass chick with a propensity to get fat. And furthermore, actual “tiny girls,” like Alessandra Ambrosio or Jessica Alba, are usually back in fighting shape within weeks.
I understood tiny as in short, maybe I’m wrong.
Hamm’s penis is using its foreskin as an umbrella. That’s a genius penis.
“Oh yes, they float, Georgie. They float. And when you’re down here with me, YOU’LL…FLOAT…TOO!”
Awesome reference!
Thread ends here. :)
He’s probably pissed that he can’t add explosions to this picture.
I don’t get why he stepped out ton her, because she looks like a housekeeper to me.
We would all prefer if you kept your crotch zipped at all times. Thank you.
He has angel-toe.
She can surround herself with teenaged pop divas in bikinis, dress all in black leather, grab the crotch compulsively and festoon the stage with heavy metal HL Giger influenced props but it’s still just a little Canadian girl in the spotlight.
HR Geiger, but that’s ok.
H.L. Mencken
H.R. Puffenstuff
H.I. Mom
T.J. Hooker.
K.F.C.
Queen for a Day.
T. J. Bearwich.
B.J. and the Bear
“Hey, driver. I think I peed on your seat.”
“…No wait, don’t worry. It’s just blood.”
Okay, she doesn’t have the greatest pair, but they’re natural and not filled with silicone.
And, I gotta say, when she’s not trying to be ‘provocative’ or doing her weird outfit/makeup ‘performance art’ etc., and she’s not appearing in public stone or shit-faced drunk, she’s actually very pretty.
You can all ‘thumbs down’ me now.
LOL – You’ve read the site name right?
I think she’s talented, musically, totally bored with the schtick she’s got going on and btw she’s delberately pushing down on the boobs here.
At least she is trying. Better than what she is usually seen in.
J.P! that is all true.
We have incredibly high breast standards on this site. Breasts must stand at attention at all times, no excuses.
It is great that she shows ‘em off. She is such a super celebrity because she knows how to entertain. But this is a bad photo, so she’s going to be mocked.
At her best she looks like a thin, plain person with money.
Hey, Johnny P! :D
*Waves excitedly*
There are my ladies! Been missing you…
Cock Dr, CranAppaleSnapple,
waving right back at you!
:-P
Thumbs up, Johnny P!
Thanks, Vito, you Mafia Kingpin…. I regularly enjoy your comments too…
She’s a pretentious twat who writes trite garbage and bought what little attractiveness she has. She can’t tell the difference between randomness and mimicry and true creativity and originality. She’s dumb as hell yet thinks she’s a fucking genius, and she’s a brutally horrible role model. She gets no respect from me, sorry.
Well, I guess that settles that!
Honey, they have these places now….you give the Asian women seven bucks and they wax them caterpillars off your face for you
We’ll worry about the rest later
Please tell me there is video of this. I want to add a whimsical soundtrack.
HAHAHA!
The middle guy looks like Mitt Romney at Chipotle.
Class. Act.
I wish this turd would surf, surf, surf, surf, where the sharks swim, swim, swim, swim.
Yes, painting giant angel wings black makes it manly. But you want more manly? I suggest grow a dick.
He found another use for the cocktail umbrella in his pina colada.
I think all the scar tissue from her plastic surgeries has moved to her legs.
At least that car will have that new whore smell.
Angel barf.
Our turn to vomit.
AW GEEZ!! I CAN’T UNSEE THAT!!
Three invisible dicks, take 4. Clearly the one in the middle is the biggest.
The one on the left knows he’s safe, he got married first!
And is still a virgin.
I rap so weak it’s scary
Dressed like an angel, sing like a fairy.
I never watched ‘Sex In The City’, but was she supposed to be hot on it?
Yep, he was the hot one.
Oh, so THAT was ‘Mr. Big’?
she was the hot one?
What’s the text representation of that sad slide whistle sound?
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Nope, I guess not.
Was there a hot one?
I always thought Kristin Davis was pretty cute.
just awesome…
Well……I found a solution to the Eagles’ offensive line issues
They’re not scared by anything.
They’ve seen each other naked…
No matter who they put next to her, Maria’s going to win. Seriously, look at that ass.
Yup, that’s how an ass should look like, not the wide, flat one of Olivia Wilde’s.
See, I don’t always dress like I’ve been hiking with meth-addicted lumberjacks for a month.
Fist I was like: She’s hot.
Next I was like: She kinda looks like a lady boy.
Then I was like: Dude, you totally think lady boys are hot.
Finally I was like: You should share that revelation despite your better judgment.
oh come on, who doesnt like a ladyboy? Everybody enjoys a nice, pretty, feminine ladyboy.
Exactly. The penis is just like dessert…and you don’t HAVE to eat dessert. You just say “no thanks, I’m all done and don’t have room for your desert penis”.
He’s so fucking happy that someone – anyone – took his picture.
The middle one just realized that he’s gay.
Housewife ass.
Exactly.
Nice housewife ass though!
I’m a workin’ man! got my daily planner, comfy crocs, wind-blown hair… check, check, check!
The sun will go down, to-morrow…
Anyone have any flour? I’m going to need a lot.
He’s getting creepier and creepier as he ages. Must be the knowledge Fox is knocked up and it wasn’t him.
Michael Bay walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
So bad it’s good!
The tough guy rep remains intact, as long as you don’t look at his feet.
Or his man purse.
Maria: ‘Wow, I feel extra beautiful standing next to her!’
Cynthia: ‘Don’t look at her rack… don’t look at her rack… don’t look at her rack…”
She has the dead eyes of a porn star. Boner time!!!
Look at the guy behind him, you can almost see the joy in his face. He has so many jokes and can’t decide which one is the best.
Hey, did I leave my dignity and sense of shame in here?
Damn, I’m sure I had it with me…I think.
I’ll give you two guesses
Listen to Vanessa Hudgens next time! Short shorts that sit on your hips!
She looks like page 8 of a Russian bride catalog.
Man, Justin Timberlake is everywhere these days…
Driver: “I said cover your PUSS, stupid cow!”