The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12

October 24th, 2012 // 717 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.

As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Jimmy
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    Someone get her a sandwich

  2. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
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    It must have been one hep event!

  3. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Josephus
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    I think we found the host for the revival of “Tales from the Crypt.”

  4. Prince Charles
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    OHHHHHHH! I sat on the stickshift!

  5. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
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    I love it when it gets chilly and a girl’s spine sticks out!

  6. Prince Charles
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    Prince Charles: “Must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…”

    Man Behind Prince: “SCHWING!”

  7. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
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    “Ok everyone back off BACK OFF I MEAN IT or Peggy Hill gets it! You, up front, take my picture. I SAID TAKE MY PICTURE GODAMMIT!”

  8. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    joe
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    Is that . . . hair gel?

  9. Mischa Barton La Hong
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    “Damn, that guy is short.” –Peter Dinklage

  10. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
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    Pam at a class event. What, were Snooki & Donald Trump too busy?

  11. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
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    He looks like a condom.

  12. Kanye West Trenchcoat
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    “Nah playa, I’m buying the coat on installments. Next week I pick up the lapels. The collar should be in around Thanksgiving.”

  13. Prince Charles
    Tiger
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    “Damnit, we have to get the Prince out of here! He’s already vetting his next wife!”

  14. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
    EricLr
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    I bet he’s so sick of tourists walking up and handing him dollar bills.

  15. Mitt Romney
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    Sure he doesn’t support Marijuanna refrom but thinks it’s okay to get stoned.

  16. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    EricLr
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    If I look classy, a Kennedy will marry me!

  17. Prince Charles
    tlmck
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    The guy in the back just made his plans for the night.

  18. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
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    Bumfights- The Movie.

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    dairyair
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    Moooooo!!!

  20. Barack Obama Holding Baby
    Tiger
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    “I’m holding a cute minority baby. Your move, Mitt.”

  21. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
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    He looks a little shaken (not stirred)

  22. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    EricLr
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    The government STILL hasn’t gotten any food down to New Orleans?!?!?

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    “If you want it fresh you really need to squeeze you own.”

  24. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
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    The crazy is simply resting.

    It will come. Oh, it will come.

  25. Prince Charles
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    This is the face he should make every time he goes to kiss Camilla.

  26. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Emma Waton's Vagina
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    having a cameltoe and can sing well.

  27. Mitt Romney
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    “We should double Guantanamo!”

  28. Prince Charles
    EricLr
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    As soon as I’m done with this inbred twit, I’m making a “sticky sweater.”

  29. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
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    What in the fuck….

  30. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
    hijkmno
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    when he prayed to be taller, he probably should have specified which part of his body should grow.

  31. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    I wonder what kind of store “Instant Assification” is?

  32. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
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    She looks better now than she did in the 80′s. Women of Hollywood, take note- botox and restalyn are not the way to do it.

    • DeucePickle

      I guess you’re into jiggly guts on ladies….I am not.
      She was way hotter 30 years ago.

      • Dick Hell

        I’ve never been a fan but I think she’s holding up rather well at 54.

      • neo

        FINALLY – time caught up with her. I give her credit for lasting as long as she did. But, at this age…she needs to hang it up. (no h8, just saying…she’s an old bag now). :P

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Doesn’t look bad from the back here. She’s still a dumb bitch though.

  34. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
    Tiger
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    Crap, I looked too long because I thought Kelly Osbourne lost more weight!

  35. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
    EricLr
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    One of these women is off her meds. See if you can guess who.

  36. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    Looking for Instant Assifiction in West Hollywood? You’ve come to the right place.

  37. Mitt Romney
    tlmck
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    “No Mr. Romney. That is not how you do Gangnam Style.”

  38. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    Tiger
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    You spelled it wrong. It’s just no.

  39. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    Do you have to be gay to be in his band or just talented. Never mind. I think I already figured it out.

  40. Barack Obama Holding Baby
    EricLr
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    Obama wanted to tell the mother, but couldn’t bring himself to utter the words “It’s time for a change.”

  41. Prince Charles
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    He was on the wrong end of a Boon-ga Boon-ga machine.

  42. Kelly Reilly Cleavage Flight Premiere
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    I don’t know who she is, but she is very, very, very talented, obviously.

  43. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
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    Oh, what did Lindsay Loh…oh…the tits…nevermind.

  44. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    1NDUN
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    Leave the fuckin’ mosquitoes behind this time!

  45. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    CrashHell
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    “Riiiight…What’s a cubit?”

  46. Rihanna Butt Lingerie Music Video
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    “Just fix it already! Don’t make me come up there and get beat by you!”

  47. Mischa Barton La Hong
    EricLr
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    He looks more like Mena Suvari’s type.

  48. Prince Charles
    Deacon Jones
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    “…by jove…..this “dildo on the arcade chair” prank is getting quite old….quite old indeed.”

  49. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    “Bandmate.” Sure.

  50. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    O'chunt
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    Yup, still would.

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