Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you amidst another sort-of server freak-out that could have been solved right away if our engineers had just asked me. “Hey, have you guys tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? What’s that? Oh, my bank account’s been drained and my hard drive just filled up with child porn? Cool, I’ll leave you alone now.” While I flee from the FBI, please enjoy ‘How To Get Ben Affleck To Look At Your Penis By Simply Saying The Words Blake And Lively,’ as well as Kathy Griffin finally succeeding in getting Anderson Cooper sexually aroused, Samuel L. Jackson dressed in a manner only acceptable for himself and Omar, and finally, I know we promised not to subject you to pics of Snooki today, but I couldn’t help myself.
Quick, can you spot the three people in this photo who’ve seen Anne Hathaway‘s vagina?
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Scottie was thrilled that Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Webster, and Kim Kardashian all converged on the same spot at the same time.
These comments haven’t been syncing with the pics the last couple days. More photo gallery issues?
This site is quickly becoming not worth visiting. The same shit over and over is seeming painfully unfunny as of late, and the technical difficulties are worse now than ever.
Dunno why they tried to fix what wasn’t broken, especially since whomever did the fixing evidently sucks.
ARROW KEYED, BITCH !
That Arrow Key bullshit is totally fucked ip. I agree with catapostrophe. It’s making this site incredibly irritating. FISH, PHOTOBOY, talk to your webmasters. See if they can fix this cluster fuck!
“Has anyone seen Russell Simmons? Muthafucka owes me 500 grand.”
“Warmer. A little higher and to the right.”
“ohhh nooooo…. You’re not gonna get me with that one again.
I will not stick that in my mouth….”
For folks with a hand fetish, this is solid gold.
This should be interesting!
I think…
Queer eye for the really badass black guy?
Now she’s giving the air a BJ? Is there nothing she won’t try to blow?
White lady: Is that thing real?
Black dude: You damn right it’s real… real nice…
They’re remaking the Munsters?
I’m not even gonna comment Gilberator. That had me laughing too hard to think of anything else!
I guess someone must have said to her…”Beyonce, I love your body, but how about a little head?”
I want to believe
that’s a nipple.
The nipple is out there.
OK, stop me if you’ve heard this one. Scottie Pippen, Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney walk into a bar…..
Dude, come on… My wife’s nearby… And besides, I’ve seen the whole package…
*Microphone lip tap* “Now I know how my ladies feel…”
“Sorry Mr. Cruise, we don’t have a microphone stand that short.”
He should try a public beach in southern california. Lots more syringes there.
fucking shit ass site redesign. that was for the barry bonds picture.
don’t fix shit that ain’t fucking broken, fish. For fuck’s fucking sake.
That’s why it’s called ‘The Crap We Missed’. Duuh.
ARROW KEYED, BITCH !
This all started happening after I got banned. Just sayin’.
Let me back on, apologize and the curse will be lifted.
Oh, and admit Obama’s from Kenya.
Why were you banned? Disinterest in gay marriage? Improper level of ironic detachment on a racial epithet?
She is beautiful and I thoroughly enjoy her, but why does Beyonce look so white nowadays??? I don’t mean for that comment to offend anyone, but it’s true… She looks like she just has a little bit of a tan. Her hair is so blonde… I don’t know. Something’s weird here.
The fact that she has some French and Irish ancestry might have something to do with it.
Guess those genes kicked in later in life, because once upon a time, she looked like this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/destinys-child-pictures_n_1551034.html
Twister: “Left hand white.”
GROSS
Wait, I meant for the “GROSS” to be posted with the Kat Von D picture… This picture doesn’t actually offend me at all. My bad. I don’t know if you can delete stuff.
ARROW KEYED, BITCH !
It’s not the arrow key. No matter how you switch pics it happens. Might be a specific browser thing.
The Superficial doesn’t really work with FireFox anymore. I just did a quick test with all the browsers on my computer and it seems to work best with Internet Explorer, but it will work on Safari and Chrome (but it loads slowly on the latter two). I’m a FF user so it’s been pissing me off for a few weeks now, but it seems like today it’s even worse than usual.
I can’t go back to Explorer! I can’t! I won’t!
I’ll never use IE again. That thing is a piece of shit. I use Firefox and I’ve gotten used to the site’s new layout. You just need to remember that you can’t use the arrow keys to edit your posts in photo galleries anymore.
I forgot to write *flails hands and sobs*. :D
Where’s a hoodie inspired shooting when you need one…
Jack reacharound.
All, ladies still love cool James. :-)
Wow, Vin Diesel has a “special” brother…
Time for more tattoos. There’s still plenty of ugly showing.
That rose tattoo is doing the Lord’s work. God speed, inky strangler. God speed.
I shit you not, I thought this was Kate Upton!
So did I.
And so did I. Then I thought it was Shakira. Then I read it was Beyonce. My pal Boney duly saluted all three possibilities.
She wishes she had an abdomen like that
He always looks like he’s about to rape someone.
I’d have that look on my face if I was married to a Kardashian too.
That crappy photo makes her look like a panty clad whale.
Captain Obvious: She is one!
Apparently she’s following the Al Roker move…
Yeah, take that shoe off… yeah… that’s it…
Aggg this site redesign sucks balls…
“I’ve had bigger…”
If that’s a dude’s hand near her left boob, wtf is up with that nail polish?
Ha! You’ve been arrow keyed.
I swear I backed it up after arrow keying myself, yet the comment still went on the next picture. super lame.
HINT: Click on the smaller thumbnail twice to ensure you’re commenting on the correct photo.
Funk dat. It worked yesterday.
I have been getting the big photo up, then hitting refresh so it reloads with the big photo, and then commenting. Takes longer of course. :)
It’s all fucked up.
So, let me see if I understand this. After looking in the mirror, your thought wasn’t “I look silly”, but rather, “This looks great. I”m ready to go out in public.”
I think the trucker hat implies she is finally ready to settle into her real career as a Lot Lizard.
Is “Lot Lizard” slang for “truck stop whore”?
I learned that on Always Sunny. :D
I feel so s-s-t-t-u-u-u-pid. I thought you were referring to Godzilla and just forgot the word “of.”
hahahahahaha
And then I spied a ni**er with a Tigger that was bigger than a
elephant’s proboscis or the whanger of a whale.
Here’s a reality star, living in a fantasy world, dreaming about Assassin’s Creed. World, you can end now.
Needs more cosmetic surgery.
*obligatory jack reacharound comment*
What followed was the loudest, classiest, and most surprising f-bomb in awards show history.
“If you think this dress makes me look matronly, you can go f–” [SNAP!]
Looking down towards the floor, I see. Where feet are.
barry fraudulent bonds.
Jesse Pinkman got married and had a kid.
Kill it before it lays eggs.
I thought all fat white funny guys died before 50.
She needs to lend those pants to Melanie Griffith.
That guy is one lucky devil!
Damn you missing zoom! Damn you all to hell!
Click on View Full size.
Go to address bar.
Delete “-675×900″ from url.
Click Enter.
Yer welcum.
(Except this pic is not the best example because the original is kinda smallish).
Sorry, wrong instructions. Ignore the above and do this:
1- Click on View Full size.
2- Right-click on picture and choose “View Image”.
3- Go to address bar.
4- Delete “-675×900″ from url.
5- Click Enter.
Now yer welcum.
David Crosby and Doug Henning had a son named Alexander Antebi?
Though some would question his legitimacy, none would dare call him a quitter. And so they let him sing on.