The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.9.13

January 9th, 2013 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you amidst another sort-of server freak-out that could have been solved right away if our engineers had just asked me. “Hey, have you guys tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? What’s that? Oh, my bank account’s been drained and my hard drive just filled up with child porn? Cool, I’ll leave you alone now.” While I flee from the FBI, please enjoy ‘How To Get Ben Affleck To Look At Your Penis By Simply Saying The Words Blake And Lively,’ as well as Kathy Griffin finally succeeding in getting Anderson Cooper sexually aroused, Samuel L. Jackson dressed in a manner only acceptable for himself and Omar, and finally, I know we promised not to subject you to pics of Snooki today, but I couldn’t help myself.

Quick, can you spot the three people in this photo who’ve seen Anne Hathaway‘s vagina?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Fox All Star Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Scottie was thrilled that Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Webster, and Kim Kardashian all converged on the same spot at the same time.

    • These comments haven’t been syncing with the pics the last couple days. More photo gallery issues?

      • catapostrophe

        This site is quickly becoming not worth visiting. The same shit over and over is seeming painfully unfunny as of late, and the technical difficulties are worse now than ever.

        Dunno why they tried to fix what wasn’t broken, especially since whomever did the fixing evidently sucks.

      • DeucePickle

        ARROW KEYED, BITCH !

      • That Arrow Key bullshit is totally fucked ip. I agree with catapostrophe. It’s making this site incredibly irritating. FISH, PHOTOBOY, talk to your webmasters. See if they can fix this cluster fuck!

  2. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Has anyone seen Russell Simmons? Muthafucka owes me 500 grand.”

  3. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    “Warmer. A little higher and to the right.”

  4. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    “ohhh nooooo…. You’re not gonna get me with that one again.
    I will not stick that in my mouth….”

  5. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    For folks with a hand fetish, this is solid gold.

  6. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    Michael
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    This should be interesting!

    I think…

  7. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
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    Queer eye for the really badass black guy?

  8. Mario Lopez Kathy Griffin
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Now she’s giving the air a BJ? Is there nothing she won’t try to blow?

  9. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Fox All Star Party
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    White lady: Is that thing real?
    Black dude: You damn right it’s real… real nice…

  10. Larsa Pippen Scotty Pippen Lady Gaga Taylor Kinney Instagram
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    They’re remaking the Munsters?

  11. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess someone must have said to her…”Beyonce, I love your body, but how about a little head?”

  12. Gillian Anderson Nipple Cirque Du Soleil Kooza Opening Night
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I want to believe

    that’s a nipple.

  13. Larsa Pippen Scotty Pippen Lady Gaga Taylor Kinney Instagram
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    OK, stop me if you’ve heard this one. Scottie Pippen, Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney walk into a bar…..

  14. Ben Affleck Taking Picture With Fan
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, come on… My wife’s nearby… And besides, I’ve seen the whole package…

  15. LL Cool J CES
    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    *Microphone lip tap* “Now I know how my ladies feel…”

  16. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    “Sorry Mr. Cruise, we don’t have a microphone stand that short.”

  17. Anne Hathaway
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    He should try a public beach in southern california. Lots more syringes there.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      fucking shit ass site redesign. that was for the barry bonds picture.

      don’t fix shit that ain’t fucking broken, fish. For fuck’s fucking sake.

  18. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
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    She is beautiful and I thoroughly enjoy her, but why does Beyonce look so white nowadays??? I don’t mean for that comment to offend anyone, but it’s true… She looks like she just has a little bit of a tan. Her hair is so blonde… I don’t know. Something’s weird here.

  19. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    Twister: “Left hand white.”

  20. Larsa Pippen Scotty Pippen Lady Gaga Taylor Kinney Instagram
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    GROSS

    • Wait, I meant for the “GROSS” to be posted with the Kat Von D picture… This picture doesn’t actually offend me at all. My bad. I don’t know if you can delete stuff.

  21. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    Where’s a hoodie inspired shooting when you need one…

  22. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    guttboy
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    Jack reacharound.

  23. LL Cool J CES
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    All, ladies still love cool James. :-)

  24. Christian Serratos Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    Wow, Vin Diesel has a “special” brother…

  25. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    Time for more tattoos. There’s still plenty of ugly showing.

  26. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
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    That rose tattoo is doing the Lord’s work. God speed, inky strangler. God speed.

  27. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    MoozBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    I shit you not, I thought this was Kate Upton!

  28. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    He always looks like he’s about to rape someone.

  29. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    Cock Dr
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    That crappy photo makes her look like a panty clad whale.

  30. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    Apparently she’s following the Al Roker move…

  31. Anne Hathaway
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    Yeah, take that shoe off… yeah… that’s it…

  32. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    Nonny Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve had bigger…”

  33. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
    DiegoAD
    Commented on this photo:

    If that’s a dude’s hand near her left boob, wtf is up with that nail polish?

  34. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    So, let me see if I understand this. After looking in the mirror, your thought wasn’t “I look silly”, but rather, “This looks great. I”m ready to go out in public.”

  35. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    B&WMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    And then I spied a ni**er with a Tigger that was bigger than a
    elephant’s proboscis or the whanger of a whale.

  36. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s a reality star, living in a fantasy world, dreaming about Assassin’s Creed. World, you can end now.

  37. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs more cosmetic surgery.

  38. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    *obligatory jack reacharound comment*

  39. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    What followed was the loudest, classiest, and most surprising f-bomb in awards show history.

  40. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you think this dress makes me look matronly, you can go f–” [SNAP!]

  41. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained German Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking down towards the floor, I see. Where feet are.

  42. Barry Bonds Shirtless Sweaty Man Boobs
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    barry fraudulent bonds.

  43. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesse Pinkman got married and had a kid.

  44. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Kill it before it lays eggs.

  45. John Goodman Yellow Teeth National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought all fat white funny guys died before 50.

  46. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to lend those pants to Melanie Griffith.

  47. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy is one lucky devil!

  48. Gillian Anderson Nipple Cirque Du Soleil Kooza Opening Night
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn you missing zoom! Damn you all to hell!

    • Click on View Full size.
      Go to address bar.
      Delete “-675×900″ from url.
      Click Enter.
      Yer welcum.

      (Except this pic is not the best example because the original is kinda smallish).

      • Sorry, wrong instructions. Ignore the above and do this:

        1- Click on View Full size.
        2- Right-click on picture and choose “View Image”.
        3- Go to address bar.
        4- Delete “-675×900″ from url.
        5- Click Enter.

        Now yer welcum.

  49. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    David Crosby and Doug Henning had a son named Alexander Antebi?

  50. Randy Jackson Peace Sign Fox All Star Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Though some would question his legitimacy, none would dare call him a quitter. And so they let him sing on.

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