The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.8.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mark Wahlberg wearing his rosary beads on Extra, presumably because he knew this was bound to happen and everyone knows if he touches himself, the terrorists win. We’ve also got Kevin Jonas with his pregnant wif–AHAHA I can’t even finish that and Leonardo DiCaprio trying to muffle the desperate cries of “Leo! Leo! It’s me, Jonah! From the movie, I played you’r– I let you bang my sister, man, c’mon!!”

It’s true, he tried stuffing her in a paper shredder when he was done. I saw the whole thing,

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