The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.8.14

January 8th, 2014 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mark Wahlberg wearing his rosary beads on Extra, presumably because he knew this was bound to happen and everyone knows if he touches himself, the terrorists win. We’ve also got Kevin Jonas with his pregnant wif–AHAHA I can’t even finish that and Leonardo DiCaprio trying to muffle the desperate cries of “Leo! Leo! It’s me, Jonah! From the movie, I played you’r– I let you bang my sister, man, c’mon!!”

It’s true, he tried stuffing her in a paper shredder when he was done. I saw the whole thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
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    I hope she’s in pain, whatever the hell is happening here.

  2. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
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    KISS, the original Duck Dynasty whores. Everything those fake hillbillies learned they learned from Gene Simmons.

  3. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
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    Awww. Her dog must have died.

  4. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
    tlmck
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    She is best worshipped from afar.

  5. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    red sparrow
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    Now a much closer resemblance to George’s make-out pillow.

  6. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
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    Whenever paparazzi are in danger of a lull between gigs, Pixel Princess swoops into frame!

  7. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    Ron Currency.

  8. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Intelligence Premiere
    Deva
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    That top is not age appropriate; her age appropriate that is.

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
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    ‘Nice to meet you – I can’t help but notice you have an exotic, foreign look – you’re not Vietnamese, are you? Because if you’re Vietnamese, I have to stab you in the eyes.’

  10. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
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    ‘Oh no, that’s not a rosary, that’s just the eyeballs of all the little Vietnamese babies I’ve blinded. And a St. Christopher medal in case I lose my keys, because losing your keys really sucks.’

  11. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
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    Looks like she’s getting a touch of old age related dementia. I’ve been patiently waiting for my chance with her for years – once full blown dementia sets in, I think I might just have my shot!

  12. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
    yourmom
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    The ad on this photo says: “Watch: Inspiration to Rise.” Genius.

  13. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
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    Every time they pose it’s like a prom picture.

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    The early versions were easy to spot due to their male-pattern baldness and sagging under chin.

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    His toupee was on da choppa. He didn’t get to it.

  16. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    I’d Cara her Della-vingies.

  17. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    She has not age well, but i have to give her credit for not pulling her face with plastic surgery. Kudos.

  18. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
    Ronaldo
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    what is that thing on top of Simmons’ head????

  19. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Drivers Seat
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    That look of a Homer Simpson on his face.

  20. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
    dixonblonde
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    “Heterosexuality just oozes from me. Right? I mean, c’mon. She has one of those things in her belly because of my raging, undeniable straightness. Did I mention she’s pregnant?”

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
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    View full size

  22. Leonardo DiCaprio Covering Ears National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    “I could probably pull off a mullet… yeah.”

  23. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
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    This is what I imagine Lady Gaga’s energetic stage-mom to look like.

  24. Bruce Dern Whispering In Steve Buscemis Ear National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    Can you do “the twerk”?

  25. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
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    I think she’s actually peeing

  26. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
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    Nice Prince Valiant wig, Simmons. At least he discovered Van Halen…

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