“Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit breathing hellfire.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Madonna‘s mountainous trek to consume the Dalai Lama’s soul (Or take her family skiing, tomayto, tomahto.), Al Pacino telling the harrowing tale of how he got two pockets sewed into each side of his jacket and Colin Farrell getting the feeling Sam Rockwell isn’t really listening to him, so why waste a perfectly good moment for assplay?
Final Five for the ladies in case my earlier attempt feel flat (I still have those keys.),
- The Superficial
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YUM-MAY!
Brigitte Nielsen? They should have gotten the legendary Carl Weathers, he knows his stuff in the kitchen.
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I think her ass said Phuket and quit.
Damnit! You beat me! And did better than I probably would have.
+1
He’s wondering which is pointier, the knife, or her nips.
They cooked her just perfectly. Look at how nice and crispy her skin is.
Are you sure it’s not supposed to be “Penny Marshall ATE a Lakers game”?
Haha
hahaha
Yes, that’ll do!
Somewhere in this picture there’s a joke about black guys, welfare checks and work boots.
I can’t remember the last time I made it through a Final Five. Much appreciated.
Agreed.
I’m pretty sure that’s just Adam Sandler in drag again.
hahaha good one!
Why is he smelling his hand? Was it in Colin Farrell’s ass too?
Hahahaha! +1. You = good!
It’s the latest trend. Stripper clogs.
Not clogs. They’re cork platform peep toe stilettos. For strippers.
Hmm, open toe. Not peep toe. I should be ashamed of myself.
Don’t be too hard on yourself. It’s hard to tell given the quality of acrylic they’re using for stripper shoes these days.
What’s he doing with Cee Lo Green?
Right!?!?
Apropos of nothing, has anyone seen Cindy Williams lately? Anyone?
I’m disappointed that I can’t see Colin’s face, but this pic is hilarious!!
“Pauley when I said I want a piece of you pie I meant . . . never mind.”
Is this the beginning of a high budget gay porno?
Score one for the Doc.
Here’s hoping.
the best she’s looked in ages
I agree – she looks HOT when you cant see the arm sinew and especially the face. In fact, the more covered the better.
Not quite, her terrible soul-stealing eyes are still visible. I’ll wait till the goggles are on.
Silly, that’s the gear she uses to hold all the skins together.
I saw this picture and my immediate reaction was to snap into a Slim Jim.
He’s either late for Halloween or confused about the exact date of Mardi Gras.
Could they airbrush the thighs even more? It’s ridiculous.
Hmmmm
WTF, is this homo day at the Superficial? It is pretty bad when the hottest chick in the TCWM is Amy Farrah Fowler
“Now turn the heat up slowly, very slowly, and the Little Mermaid won’t notice a thing”
Wow. Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad.
This is where the futuristic idea of fake scents coming out of your tv/monitor would be a bad idea.
What would they use? “Burnt tire” and “swamp ass” mixed at a 3:2 ratio.
“Dude, dont look now, but Skeletor is behind you and he looks pissed”
That’s not skeletor…that’s Red Skull…get it right
Better than Miami Beach workout bimbo. Higher caliber celebrity if nothing else.
I will refrain from speculating on what Mr Beckham might be smuggling in his overloaded briefs. That would be rude.
Isn’t there a picture of that out there somewhere?
I told you I needed TWO headbands! In case I lost one. Now look at what you’ve done!
Where’s the other 5?
I don’t know which is worse, that this vapid billionaire finds suckers to buy her crap or the fact that suckers exist. Go pirate her sex tape.
That’s gross. She is the last person I want to see getting boned
“Don’t worry, my skin is made from an old Ove Glove.”
Nothing like dispelling ye olde stereotype that Jewish people are “ze ugly trolls!!”
Looking good, Blossom.
She looks the same. That’s a compliment. Better than having orange skin, Botox, duck lips, weaves, and boob jobs like every other chick in Hollywood.
A child actress who, instead of touring into a Lohan, Spears, or Cyrus, went on to get a PhD program in neuroscience and is happily married. I’m sure she’ll take what she has over a bunch of creepy dudes who only want to see her tits.
*turning*
Going to the prom?
Where is the pic of him grabbing his nuts?
Could we get pictures of Sixx instead? She was much better looking.
Alright….alright. I’m submitting.
Even I think she’s started to jump the shark here folks..
Welcome to the site, Mrs. Jones. Boy, do we have some stories to tell you…
Who would win in a fight between a gosling and a gorilla ?
I guess it’s time to put an “XX” in front of the L on that Laverne sweater.
I don’t normally laugh at fat jokes but LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boo-yah
At what point in her life did she just go “AH, FUCK IT”
Like twenty years ago. She looks like she just came back from Disneyworld.
So the remake is called Lard-ass and Shirley?
Is it sunny in there, dude? ‘the fuck?
The look of a man who enjoys balls to the forehead
^win.
Jealous much??
so the jacket unzips and her tits come out? I don’t understand the costume.
What’s to understand. Do you want the tits to come out?
Haha, funny!!! :-D
God, this is awkward.
He has remarkably tiny feet.
Pauly D on the set of “Bollywood Goomba.”
HA, you did something there…
that ass needs some spackle
So that’s how she cuts her bangs?
Nothing says I’m sexy quite like a brick in your briefs.
That’s what I was thinking. My dick can only point one direction at a time.
Point at me, point at me!
Then again… ask Madonna for her goggles first!