“Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit breathing hellfire.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Madonna‘s mountainous trek to consume the Dalai Lama’s soul (Or take her family skiing, tomayto, tomahto.), Al Pacino telling the harrowing tale of how he got two pockets sewed into each side of his jacket and Colin Farrell getting the feeling Sam Rockwell isn’t really listening to him, so why waste a perfectly good moment for assplay?
Final Five for the ladies in case my earlier attempt feel flat (I still have those keys.),
- The Superficial