The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.4.12

January 4th, 2012 // 354 Comments

“Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit breathing hellfire.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Madonna‘s mountainous trek to consume the Dalai Lama’s soul (Or take her family skiing, tomayto, tomahto.), Al Pacino telling the harrowing tale of how he got two pockets sewed into each side of his jacket and Colin Farrell getting the feeling Sam Rockwell isn’t really listening to him, so why waste a perfectly good moment for assplay?

Final Five for the ladies in case my earlier attempt feel flat (I still have those keys.),

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Colin Farrell Sam Rockwell
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    YUM-MAY!

  2. Brigitte Nielsen
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    Brigitte Nielsen? They should have gotten the legendary Carl Weathers, he knows his stuff in the kitchen.

    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrvugkOVkh1qjzjqzo1_500.jpg

  3. Kelly Rowland Butt Tights
    Colin
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    I think her ass said Phuket and quit.

  4. Pauley Perrette David McCallum
    Colin
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    He’s wondering which is pointier, the knife, or her nips.

  5. Brigitte Nielsen
    Do_Freebird
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    They cooked her just perfectly. Look at how nice and crispy her skin is.

  6. Penny Marshall
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you sure it’s not supposed to be “Penny Marshall ATE a Lakers game”?

  7. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, that’ll do!

  8. Ryan Gosling No Shoes Shorts Muay Thai
    Robin Quivers
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    Somewhere in this picture there’s a joke about black guys, welfare checks and work boots.

  9. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t remember the last time I made it through a Final Five. Much appreciated.

  10. Mayim Bialik
    Hugh Jass
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    I’m pretty sure that’s just Adam Sandler in drag again.

  11. Brigitte Nielsen
    Colin
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    Why is he smelling his hand? Was it in Colin Farrell’s ass too?

  12. Shauna Sand Cleavage Short Shorts
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    It’s the latest trend. Stripper clogs.

  13. Ryan Gosling No Shoes Shorts Muay Thai
    Colin
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    What’s he doing with Cee Lo Green?

  14. Penny Marshall
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    Apropos of nothing, has anyone seen Cindy Williams lately? Anyone?

  15. Colin Farrell Sam Rockwell
    suck it
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    I’m disappointed that I can’t see Colin’s face, but this pic is hilarious!!

  16. Pauley Perrette David McCallum
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    “Pauley when I said I want a piece of you pie I meant . . . never mind.”

  17. Colin Farrell Sam Rockwell
    Cock Dr
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    Is this the beginning of a high budget gay porno?

  18. Madonna Ski Mask Goggles
    chris breezy boxing academy
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    the best she’s looked in ages

  19. Pauly D Extra
    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    I saw this picture and my immediate reaction was to snap into a Slim Jim.

  20. Pauly D Extra
    Cock Dr
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    He’s either late for Halloween or confused about the exact date of Mardi Gras.

  21. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    Cock Dr
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    Could they airbrush the thighs even more? It’s ridiculous.

  22. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmmm

  23. Jimbo

    WTF, is this homo day at the Superficial? It is pretty bad when the hottest chick in the TCWM is Amy Farrah Fowler

  24. Brigitte Nielsen
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Now turn the heat up slowly, very slowly, and the Little Mermaid won’t notice a thing”

  25. Mayim Bialik
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    Wow. Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad.

  26. Kelly Rowland Butt Tights
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    This is where the futuristic idea of fake scents coming out of your tv/monitor would be a bad idea.

    What would they use? “Burnt tire” and “swamp ass” mixed at a 3:2 ratio.

  27. Brigitte Nielsen
    Deacon Jones
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    “Dude, dont look now, but Skeletor is behind you and he looks pissed”

  28. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    Cock Dr
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    Better than Miami Beach workout bimbo. Higher caliber celebrity if nothing else.
    I will refrain from speculating on what Mr Beckham might be smuggling in his overloaded briefs. That would be rude.

  29. Al Pacino Jacket Blue Lapels
    JPC
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    I told you I needed TWO headbands! In case I lost one. Now look at what you’ve done!

  30. Colin Farrell Sam Rockwell
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    Where’s the other 5?

  31. jumpin_j

    I don’t know which is worse, that this vapid billionaire finds suckers to buy her crap or the fact that suckers exist. Go pirate her sex tape.

  32. Brigitte Nielsen
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    “Don’t worry, my skin is made from an old Ove Glove.”

  33. Mayim Bialik
    Deacon Jones
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    Nothing like dispelling ye olde stereotype that Jewish people are “ze ugly trolls!!”

    Looking good, Blossom.

    • Blech

      She looks the same. That’s a compliment. Better than having orange skin, Botox, duck lips, weaves, and boob jobs like every other chick in Hollywood.

      • MILF

        A child actress who, instead of touring into a Lohan, Spears, or Cyrus, went on to get a PhD program in neuroscience and is happily married. I’m sure she’ll take what she has over a bunch of creepy dudes who only want to see her tits.

      • MILF

        *turning*

  34. Al Pacino Jacket Blue Lapels
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    Going to the prom?

  35. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    Omnilove
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is the pic of him grabbing his nuts?

  36. Mayim Bialik
    Tyrone Biggums
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    Could we get pictures of Sixx instead? She was much better looking.

  37. Shauna Sand Cleavage Short Shorts
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Alright….alright. I’m submitting.

    Even I think she’s started to jump the shark here folks..

  38. Ryan Gosling No Shoes Shorts Muay Thai
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Who would win in a fight between a gosling and a gorilla ?

  39. Penny Marshall
    Tyrone Biggums
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    I guess it’s time to put an “XX” in front of the L on that Laverne sweater.

  40. Penny Marshall
    Deacon Jones
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    At what point in her life did she just go “AH, FUCK IT”

  41. Penny Marshall
    Commented on this photo:

    So the remake is called Lard-ass and Shirley?

  42. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    Is it sunny in there, dude? ‘the fuck?

  43. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    Commented on this photo:

    The look of a man who enjoys balls to the forehead

  44. Madonna Ski Mask Goggles
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    so the jacket unzips and her tits come out? I don’t understand the costume.

  45. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    It's the kimkim, bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    God, this is awkward.

  46. Ryan Gosling No Shoes Shorts Muay Thai
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    He has remarkably tiny feet.

  47. Pauly D Extra
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    Pauly D on the set of “Bollywood Goomba.”

  48. Kelly Rowland Butt Tights
    Commented on this photo:

    that ass needs some spackle

  49. Pauley Perrette David McCallum
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    So that’s how she cuts her bangs?

  50. David Beckham Underwear H&M
    It's the kimkim, bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says I’m sexy quite like a brick in your briefs.

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