The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.29.14

January 29th, 2014 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I normally take a snarky jab at a relevant
sociopolitical event, but nothing’s really going on. I can’t think of a single thing that will have any real world impact on a single one of us in any way, so I’m not even going to bother. Oh well, guess it’s just titties and homoerotica again. Check out Ashley Judd in a moment that would have sent Amanda Seyfried flying into orbit upon powerful orgasm, Kiefer Sutherland saving the world in time to make it to Burlington’s Annual Winter Coat Close-Out in 1992, and some people from some show with that buttsex girl everyone’s always going on about.

Anyone of you says “You got it dude,” you’re fucking out of here, don’t even try me,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    “get sober” they said….”you’ll be so happy” they said…

  2. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Eyes Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Klum’s tits look glum.

  3. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Johnforsythe
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    That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
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    I am going to totally bust a load right now!

  5. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
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    I was on a JetBlue flight with him once. Not sure I’d have recognized him if he weren’t wearing his clock. Oh yeah, he wears that all the time. And women on the plane were chatting him up, too.

  6. Elizabeth Berkley Flat Ass
    mavis davis
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    That ass reminds me, I’ve got some shirts to iron.

  7. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    Cock Dr
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    They are old, rich and wildly successful in their fields and just about everyone loves them. This gives a person a certain playful “I don’t give a fuckness” that looks like a whole lotta fun.

  8. Vince Neil Fat Jowls Greasy Hair Red Glasses Jimmy Kimmel Live
    mavis davis
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    I’ve seen better dye jobs on size 22 bikinis sold at Walmart.

  9. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    Brit
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    And this, Olivia Wilde, is how you should dress.

  10. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    Brit
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    Your move, Olivia Wilde

  11. Olivia Wilde Loose Flowing Clothes Pregnant Belly
    B
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    Your move, Matthew Perry

  12. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
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    Freddy’s coming for you!

  13. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
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    Her chin is the same shape as the plunging neckline.

  14. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
    Ron Burgundy
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    Leno’s pandering his crazy cat lady starter kit again!

  15. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Hanging Situps Instagram
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    Is that move harder for her because her tits weigh her down? Or easier because her ass keeps her in place?

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
    Dirty Travolta
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    I wanna give those boobs a good hard uppercut .

  17. Seth Myers Hugging Giant Pickle Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    Why is he carrying Snooki?

  18. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    Just this once
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    “I bet Nicole Kidman can’t do this.” “Well I bet Meg Ryan can’t do this”.

  19. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
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    Rock, paper, scissors gets physical.

  20. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
    Jade
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    That balloon is about to pop.

  21. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Pants
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    Can we do one of those White House Petitions to have her butt replace her face?

  22. Vince Neil Fat Jowls Greasy Hair Red Glasses Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I sat one table over from him at a restaurant in Vegas once…he wasn’t this plastic-y then. Meh.

  23. Olivia Wilde Loose Flowing Clothes Pregnant Belly
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    You say Olivia Wilde, I say Angelina Jolie. What’s the difference, really?

  24. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Abs Window Dress Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Helena Handbasket
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    She stands up while cancer babies paint her toenails black.

  25. Sophie Monk Cleavage Barefoot
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    That has to be the most attractive walk of shame I’ve ever seen

  26. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
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    HEEEEEEEEY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

  27. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
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    So blitzed she thinks she’s auditioning for The Walking Dead?

  28. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
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    Best hype man in the biz

  29. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    Charlesatlas
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    Its amazing nobody thought Grudge Match 2 would be a bad idea.

  30. John Stamos Rihanna Photobomb Dave Coulier Bob Saget GMA Twitter
    malaka
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    not for nothin, this is an awesome picture.
    there’s also a sweet photobomb in a photobomb thing goin on there too.
    and i know what joey is thinkin.
    i mean, who wouldn’t wanna fuck stamos.

  31. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
    malaka
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    looks like avril levine is about to have a pms explosion.
    better stay clear.

  32. Sophie Monk Cleavage Barefoot
    malaka
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    she looks yummy

  33. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
    malaka
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    no caption necessary.

  34. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
    Joy
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    Now… if only they could make the dick to man ratio the same as the boob to woman ratio. Life would be grand.

  35. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    malaka
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    a treasure!!

  36. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
    George P. Burdell
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    When will her fifteen minutes end?

  37. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
    George P. Burdell
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    She needed a corpse for Amanda Seyfried’s “Build-a-Pet” party.

  38. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Male Friend Pushing Stroller
    George P. Burdell
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    Shouldn’t friend have quotes around it?

  39. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
    George P. Burdell
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    “BRAINS.”

  40. John Malkovich Long White Wig Pirate Clothes Boots Crossbones Set
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    All I see is a Nick Nolte cosplay fail.

  41. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Why does every aging rocker end up looking like Ron Wood?

  42. Seth Myers Hugging Giant Pickle Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    caley
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    Boy, do I wish they’d hired the pickle to host a talk show instead of him…

  43. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    RocketInMyPocket
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    NICE. The orange works. Sexy.

  44. Vince Neil Fat Jowls Greasy Hair Red Glasses Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Don Draper's Dad
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    You aren’t fooling me, Val Kilmer!

  45. Dick Van Dyke Laugh Screaming Pushing Shopping Cart
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Is that a ghost? I could’ve sworn he was dead.

  46. John Stamos Rihanna Photobomb Dave Coulier Bob Saget GMA Twitter
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    Ya, I guess 3 jokers and a queen can make a full house..

  47. Dick Van Dyke Laugh Screaming Pushing Shopping Cart
    The Pope
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    Right about now Kathy Doyle is wondering why she’s get bombarded with sexual messages.

  48. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Abs Window Dress Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Ian
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    I guess when you grow up rich and being the next door neighbour of Speilberg this is what you can become in America.

  49. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Abs Window Dress Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Schadenfreude
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    How will wearing the leftover costumes from “Logan’s Run” cure cancer?

  50. Regis Philbin Super Bowl XLVIII Media Day
    Schadenfreude
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    So this old guy comes running up to the counter with a microphone in his hand and starts to scream out deli orders……

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