The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

January 30th, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.

If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
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    Want to see the girl in 20 years – look at the mother. Somehow this truism has become reversed here….

  2. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    Geez, that is really great that Liberace has time for even his youngest fans….

  3. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
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    “Back off it really stinks down there”

  4. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Yoda Mann
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    I see Madame Tussauds’ Hollywood Spring line is out. Almost as much fun as looking at 3D Poser pron.

  5. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    cc
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    I have nothing to say. I am just sitting laughing out loud.

  6. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    cc
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    I caught a snook in Florida a few years ago.

  7. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Beret
    donkeylicks
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    I think that vitobonespur’s comment is absolute 100% proof that Courtney Stodden has infiltrated the Superficial.

  8. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    Fredical
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    I’m a tyrannical tyrranothauruth!

  9. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    I feel bad for her because she obviously works VERY hard to be fabulous.

  10. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
    Cock Dr
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    When she sees cameras she’ll come right up to the people holding them like a hungry dog.

  11. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
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    Why do all these ‘celebrities’ look like hobos?

  12. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    Chris
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    Something weird has happened to her face. She looks…off.

  13. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
    Cock Dr
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    That’s her Best Photo Ever.

  14. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Proving once again, that all the money the world can’t buy class — or a decent boob job.

  15. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    Some old people watch infomercials and buy themselves one of those “hurry canes” to stay standing, look at what you can buy when you ain’t poor.

  16. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
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    I can’t get the image out of my mind of “Steve O’s leftovers”.

  17. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    They’re doing a Mork & Mindy reboot?

  18. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
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    You’re supposed to stay away from your younger self when you time travel!

  19. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
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    I see coke bloat runs in the family.

  20. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    Miss Piggy?

  21. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
    seat filler
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    heard her tab was £30,000

  22. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    Joe Blow
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    “One night in Bangkok… “

  23. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    Ryan Reynolds used to bang her. Which means, by proxy, Blake Lively has banged her. Enjoy that image.

  24. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
    skippy86
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    She assimilated one too many earthlings.

  25. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    They have seeing-eye models now?

  26. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    skippy86
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    Mike doing his impersonation of Kim K.

  27. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    skippy86
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    Her ass gets bigger as her head gets smaller

  28. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
    skippy86
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    Didnt Ozzy use to use that as a prop back in the 80′s

  29. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    little turtle head
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    I WISH I COULDA PUT A BABY IN HER….

  30. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    jonesy
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    That dog taking Dinklage for a walk is about to fall flat on its fucking face. You can’t walk with your legs crossed you stupid K9!

  31. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    little turtle head
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    “Yes son I do think the world is ready for a handicapped superhero! Have you ever seen “Blankman”?

  32. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
    jonesy
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    Listen, nobody like the lineup! Now, face the window please.

  33. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    tlmck
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    I guess if I had cable, I would know who this guy is other than somebody who is always on The Superficial. Just have never been able to bring myself to pay a monthly fee to watch commercials.

    • He’s on HBO, and HBO is commercial-free. And I don’t think you have to have cable to get HBO. I think you can get a separate antenna installed. At least, that’s how it was done in the ’80s when a lot of places weren’t wired for cable yet.

      There are also these things called dee-vee-dees where you can watch the show he stars in—as well as the movies he’s appeared in!—without paying for those monthly fees or pesky movie tickets.

  34. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    jonesy
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    The scary thing is that he’s just breathing.

  35. David Walliams Lara Stone Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    When is he going to come out of the closet once and for all?

  36. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
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    This prison tattoo trend has got to go.

  37. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
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    Another gorgeous girl junks herself up with shitty tattoos,

  38. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    jonesy
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    Love the body. Hate the dress. Please take off.

  39. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    tlmck
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    “Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now…”

  40. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
    tlmck
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    Nick Nolte and Kurt Russell together again.

  41. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    jonesy
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    I’ve got blow, tacos and tequila at my cabina. Lets GTFO.

  42. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    jonesy
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    Nice to see Kanye’s fashion sense paying off. But, where’s your hoodie?

  43. Sarah Shahi Cleavage Bullet To The Head Premiere
    tlmck
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    The boobs are starting to go south and what happened to her face?

  44. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    Sag Awards?

  45. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    jonesy
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    She doesn’t look like a clown.

  46. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I wuth maw-eed fo’ two fuckin’ yee-arth!”

  47. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    LockNLoad
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    Iron Mike is batshit crazy (in a fun way), but god damn it, he’s having fun!

  48. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
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    Whatever. Dinklage still rules. I’d hit it.

  49. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    She looks udderly awful.

  50. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    She could use one of her trademark giant hats… pulled over her face.

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