The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

January 30th, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.

If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    The Price is not right.

  2. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
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    I bet it upsets him when people call him Pete for short.

  3. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    contusion
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    I’ve never seen a dog do the red carpet, crossed legs pose to make it’s hips look thinner. That Dinklage is a hell of a trainer.

  4. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    contusion
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    Who is going to stop him?

  5. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    contusion
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    I think matching your cheeks to your dress is that little extra detail that sets her apart.

  6. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    contusion
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    Gross.

  7. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    Taking a posing cue from Dinklage’s dog.

  8. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    journalschism
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    All kinds of hot. Love a MILF with talent!

  9. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    So Fergie is taking estrogen shots to “balance” things out?

  10. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
    contusion
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    This looks like one of those photos where they show an old photo of the girl back behind her, and then a new one with all the plastic surgery in front…like it’s the new you emerging from your old self.

  11. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    The AACTA Awards? You sure? Looks more like the SAG Awards.

  12. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
    contusion
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    You gotta admit, he’s got a great body.

  13. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
    journalschism
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    “86 HRS.” starring Ernest Hemingway and an uncredited hipster doofus.

  14. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    Stacy
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    Why doesn’t he just jump on and ride the dog?

  15. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    George P Burdell
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    That dire wolf isn’t very scary.

  16. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    “Call me Elrond…” (I’ll go play with my toys now)

  17. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    George P Burdell
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    Mike sees the next picture.

  18. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
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    The apple doesn’t fall from the whatever the hell he is nowadays…

  19. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    Nonny Moose
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    Looks like she’s aiming to become one of the Beverly Hills.

    • Come listen to a story about a whore named Kim
      A dirty, fat-ass, slut, always kept her legs a-spread,
      Then one day she was whorin’ up the Lakers,
      And up from the ground came a no-talent dude.
      Ray J that is, black gold, Mississippi pee.

      Well the next thing you know ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,
      Her momfolk said, ‘Kim, shoot that scene again’
      They said, the E! Channel is the place you oughtta be.’
      So, they loaded up Khloe and moved to Beverly.
      Hills, that is, reality t.v., vapid famewhores, armenians.

      Kardashian that is. Welcome to Hell, blow your head off.

      Y’all come back now, y’hear? Seacrest out!

    • I can assure you that she has been ” one of the Beverly Hills” most of her life.

      I went to high school with them and Kim crashed her car once on the way to a back waxing. Of course her dad replaced her beamer the following day.

  20. Larry King Shawn Southwick
    journalschism
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    Ah, that look in her eyes that says, “Soon, I’ll never have to spread my legs for Gollum again.”

  21. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    I guess when you’re rich you can afford some really nice walking sticks..

  22. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
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    “Hey…I’ll trade you what I have in the styrofoam container for the Snapple. I promise it’s not my own feces (this time).”

  23. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    George P Burdell
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    That smile is as really as any part of Heidi Montag

  24. Sylvester Stallone
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    I’d be scared except for the fact that it’s his only expression…

  25. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    and iiiiiiiiiiiii-eee-iiiiiiiiiiiiii
    will always eat youwre childwennnnnnnn-iii-eeennn-ehh-nnnn.
    and theiwr childwennnnnnnn-iii-eeennn-ehh-nnnn.
    and theiwr gweat gwand childwennnnnnnn-iii-eeennn-ehh-nnnn.

  26. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    No, little boy. I’m not Iron Man…
    I’m hawkeye…
    The guy on the freaking cover…
    The one with the bow…
    All right fine, I’m Iron Man..

  27. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
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    Sharon! Sharon! Don’t show us your tits!

  28. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!

  29. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
    vandinz
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    Horrible fuckin’ cunt.

  30. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Ahhh if only Megan Fox had a wealthy father…

  31. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    elephantman
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    God she looks stupid!

  32. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    She looks like Lindsay Lohan’s bad stunt double for the VH1 “Back to the 80s” episode on Contempo Casuals.

  33. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Dick Trickle
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    She loks like the Joker’s post-op girlfriend from the Burton Batman.

  34. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    Hey kid, give this phone number to your dad.

  35. David Walliams Lara Stone Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    Looks like Lara’s put on a few stone.

  36. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
    Nonny Moose
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    Where’s the gin bottle? Doesn’t she turn to dust if she’s not in constant contact?

  37. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    From the look on her face and the blurry smile on homeboy in the background’s face, I’m guessing somebody just got moooo’ed at.

  38. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    Nonny Moose
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    “Yeah, seriously, I knocked up a chick. Tell *that* to your dad next time he makes another comment about “The Gayest Avenger.”

  39. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
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    I would never walk anywhere if I had that option.

  40. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    Phoenix
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    “Thop! Himmer tyme!”

  41. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
    B&WMinstrel
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    Buddhaface

  42. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Brad Pitt is researching his role for the life story of Nick Nolte? He’s got the unkempt look and ill-fitting clothes part down. He just needs to find a dirty bathrobe for the red carpet appearances.

  43. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
    Elephantman
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    I can hardly wait to see what all you loyal Superficial fans have to say about this one.

    Personally I think the picture speaks for it self, MESS!

  44. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    I thought it was Kristy Alley, even the first name is similar

  45. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Would have liked to see the shoes…can’t make up my mind if I hate this or not.

  46. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    I’d bang that ELF.

  47. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    “Oh, it does smell like cheese.”

  48. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    If you wear a wedding dress to a wedding then lets hope you wear a beheading dress to a beheading.

  49. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If their sex tape ever comes out, Heaven help us all.

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