Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve captured what could be the last terrified moments of Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s life, Sam Woolley and Layla Flaherty almost convince me that all Housewives programming isn’t soul-sucking putrid feces shat into my TV by Satan himself. (It is.) And 50 Cent provides the black microphone pic to end this meme – that exactly 4 people on the entire internet are even aware of – FOREVER!
What do you get when you cross Italy and Venezuela with a bikini? The answer’s in the Final Five,
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Classy!
Ditto
Says the guy with the name “cock dr”…. Double Standard?
“HAHAHAHHAA Remember when I used to be white???.. Good times.. Good times…”
Jesus, you, McFeely & doggle are masters.
Shoulda listened to Indy, bitch. Don’t look directly at it.
This must be porn to Kim Kardashian….
According to biologists there’s no difference between male and female pensioners and yet their numbers increase every year. Explain that one evolution!
Jeremy Irons – Out-hipstering everyone since 1980…
Bravo, Sam Woolley! For having that singular look that makes boobs go unnoticed.
it’s so horrible…why can’t i look away!?!?!?
My guess is that it sort of reminds you of an asshole, and i know you love you some asshole.
Because that which is strange and horrible can also be very interesting.
Just like asshole! It’s all coming together now.
so you’re all saying i will only be happy in life if i marry a “assface”?
Pimp, don’t get married. Just keep on with your ass eating ways. But maybe you should date an assface. Or a lot of ‘em!
…and here’s Terrence Howard and Cuba Gooding, Jr. remembering the good ol’ days when they could be picky about the roles they took. Remember “Boat Trip” and “Winnie”? Yeah, neither does anyone else, you dumbasses.
Damn, she looks like she’s one bad comment from turning into the hulk…
Why does she so love those short sleeves with the little puffs at the shoulders? She doesn’t have the arms for that any more.
Well, she looks better than LiLo.
I bet there’s less leather inside that car than on her ass…
Presented for your viewing pleasure: A living theater reenactment of Snooki’s birth.
Howard: “I love you, man.”
Gooding: “Who is this?”
Simon says loose the scarf, pussy.
Pick one: lose or loosen.
I’m sure he meant lose. But, we’re so lucky you’re here to be petty about all the little mistakes. I often wonder what we’d do without you.
Dunno. If you look around, you’ll notice that everybody likes scarves. That one looks pretty tight, though.
sorry, daydreaming about your pussy again, catapostrophe. freudian.
LOL Beef!
Wait a minute–are you implying that my second grade teacher was being petty?
“Hey bitch…hold my smoke while I take a shit.”
He’s my number one pot smoking fantasy date.
You know he would have some goddamn prime stuff.
Why does she ALWAYS look like she just farted?
Well, I know one animal that will shit in its own cage . . .
What’s the name of your man who paints faces that way?…ah yeah, Stevie Wonder.
Whoa what the hell is wrong with her face? Did she get mauled by a cast iron skillet? :x
This lol
Chelsea Fucking Handler. Come on, man.
(photographer to sound guy)
“Get your boom mic away from her head, she instantly assumed the position”
And now the hotel room has no drapes.
“Rosie, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you ten times…quit scratching your balls and then sniffing your finger.”
And this is how I give little Brad a handy.
Shit, I thought the Fonz had turned old.
So this is what becomes of those figure skaters who don’t land their triple lutz. in the olympics…
God help her face if it rains
Even 50 cent can’t use the shake-weight without laughing.
I always thought that product was a prank.
So did the creators of South Park.
This bitch is ugly…there, I said it.
Don’t worry. When she turns sideways she disappears.
Masterful!
Hallelujah, I thought I was the only one. Talentless too.
Glad she’s hidden her hands. They distract from . . . everything good in the world.
Kill it with fire!!!
LOL
Somewhere a family of Plethers died . . .
I believe it’s called a “murder of pleathers”
Oh I’m sorry john Hamm, too cool to carry a bag of dog shit are you?
At least he’s not walking one of those squirrel sized dogs.
Exactly, dontkillthemessenger!
Besides, Jill-Jill, the bag doesn’t actually have shit in it. Perhaps it’s just all in your head…
I was just picturing him picking up the dog poop and it was making me giggle
Jon Hamm doesn’t pick up poop. He lassos it with a leash and hogties it into a biodegradable baggie.
When you hold a mask in front of you it should probably be a 3D one….
Who’s this?
A black stripper heading off to complete her dayshift in Newark?
If the stripper has 50 million in the bank. It’s just inexcusable… Stevie Wonder puts together better outfits than this.
Is cute, but THAT OUTFIT. Giiiiirrrrrrrl! Uh-uh.
“And THAT one earned you a curse.”
Dressing like a busted whore: that’s SO Raven.
That pretty much takes care of this one.
+1
Holy crap…I just realized these two AREN’T the same person.
Angelina Jolie indicating how many pages of the screenplay she wrote herself for the movie “In the Land of Blood and Honey”.
I know–right?
Now that was fuckin’ funny!!! I love this place.
Cool, right? Turns out that if you put < symbols on either side of what you're typing nothing shows up. See, watch:
Long night, Rick?
So the one photo i’ve ever seen of her genuinely smiling is at the holocaust museum, interesting…….
don’t worry, she is a hard-core Zionist.
because pissing on your shoes is just NOT classy.
Oh, she’s peeing? I thought, more likely hoped, that she was going to shove the lit cigarette into that foot full o’ corns.
Man, someones gotta give Kevin Connelly some work for crying out loud, he looks like shit since he got typecast
Hey Woody!
Hey Mr. Peterson!
LOL
Worst. Mugshot. Ever.
Sandra Bernhard – scary lesbians straight since the motha-fuckin’ 60s!
Scaring?
damnit. yes
There’s something about making a dog carry his own baggie of poop that’s simultaneously appropriate, and yet terribly wrong.