The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.11.12

January 11th, 2012 // 503 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve captured what could be the last terrified moments of Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s life, Sam Woolley and Layla Flaherty almost convince me that all Housewives programming isn’t soul-sucking putrid feces shat into my TV by Satan himself. (It is.) And 50 Cent provides the black microphone pic to end this meme – that exactly 4 people on the entire internet are even aware of – FOREVER!

What do you get when you cross Italy and Venezuela with a bikini? The answer’s in the Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
    Cock Dr
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    Classy!

  2. Terrence Howard Cuba Gooding Jr.
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    “HAHAHAHHAA Remember when I used to be white???.. Good times.. Good times…”

  3. Sam Woolley Cleavage Desperate Scousewives
    Richard McBeef
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    Shoulda listened to Indy, bitch. Don’t look directly at it.

  4. 50 Cent
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    This must be porn to Kim Kardashian….

  5. Rosie O'Donnell Nose Pick
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    According to biologists there’s no difference between male and female pensioners and yet their numbers increase every year. Explain that one evolution!

  6. Jeremy Irons Yellow Teeth Scarf
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    Jeremy Irons – Out-hipstering everyone since 1980…

  7. Sam Woolley Cleavage Desperate Scousewives
    Snack pack
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    Bravo, Sam Woolley! For having that singular look that makes boobs go unnoticed.

  8. Sandra Bernhard
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    it’s so horrible…why can’t i look away!?!?!?

  9. Terrence Howard Cuba Gooding Jr.
    doogleberg
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    …and here’s Terrence Howard and Cuba Gooding, Jr. remembering the good ol’ days when they could be picky about the roles they took. Remember “Boat Trip” and “Winnie”? Yeah, neither does anyone else, you dumbasses.

  10. Madonna Cleavage
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    Damn, she looks like she’s one bad comment from turning into the hulk…

  11. Madonna Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Why does she so love those short sleeves with the little puffs at the shoulders? She doesn’t have the arms for that any more.
    Well, she looks better than LiLo.

  12. Amber Rose Butt Leather Pants
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    I bet there’s less leather inside that car than on her ass…

  13. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
    rantatonne
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    Presented for your viewing pleasure: A living theater reenactment of Snooki’s birth.

  14. Terrence Howard Cuba Gooding Jr.
    it had to be said
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    Howard: “I love you, man.”
    Gooding: “Who is this?”

  15. Jeremy Irons Yellow Teeth Scarf
    Richard McBeef
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    Simon says loose the scarf, pussy.

  16. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
    doogleberg
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    “Hey bitch…hold my smoke while I take a shit.”

  17. Woody Harrelson
    Richard McBeef
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    He’s my number one pot smoking fantasy date.

  18. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Pants
    doogleberg
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    Why does she ALWAYS look like she just farted?

  19. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
    it had to be said
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    Well, I know one animal that will shit in its own cage . . .

  20. Sam Woolley Cleavage Desperate Scousewives
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What’s the name of your man who paints faces that way?…ah yeah, Stevie Wonder.

  21. Sam Woolley Cleavage Desperate Scousewives
    Melonz
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    Whoa what the hell is wrong with her face? Did she get mauled by a cast iron skillet? :x

  22. 50 Cent
    it had to be said
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    Chelsea Fucking Handler. Come on, man.

  23. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
    Deacon Jones
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    (photographer to sound guy)
    “Get your boom mic away from her head, she instantly assumed the position”

  24. Sam Woolley Cleavage Desperate Scousewives
    it had to be said
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    And now the hotel room has no drapes.

  25. Rosie O'Donnell Nose Pick
    doogleberg
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    “Rosie, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you ten times…quit scratching your balls and then sniffing your finger.”

  26. Angelina Jolie
    it had to be said
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    And this is how I give little Brad a handy.

  27. Jeremy Irons Yellow Teeth Scarf
    it had to be said
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    Shit, I thought the Fonz had turned old.

  28. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
    Jill
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    So this is what becomes of those figure skaters who don’t land their triple lutz. in the olympics…

  29. Amber Rose Butt Leather Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    God help her face if it rains

  30. 50 Cent
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    Even 50 cent can’t use the shake-weight without laughing.

  31. Keira Knightley
    doogleberg
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    This bitch is ugly…there, I said it.

  32. Madonna Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Glad she’s hidden her hands. They distract from . . . everything good in the world.

  33. Sandra Bernhard
    dookieshoo
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    Kill it with fire!!!

  34. Amber Rose Butt Leather Pants
    it had to be said
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    Somewhere a family of Plethers died . . .

  35. Jon Hamm Walks Dog
    Jill
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    Oh I’m sorry john Hamm, too cool to carry a bag of dog shit are you?

  36. Sam Woolley Cleavage Desperate Scousewives
    Frank The Duck
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    When you hold a mask in front of you it should probably be a 3D one….

  37. Raven Symone Short Shorts
    Deacon Jones
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    Who’s this?
    A black stripper heading off to complete her dayshift in Newark?

  38. Angelina Jolie
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    “And THAT one earned you a curse.”

  39. Raven Symone Short Shorts
    it had to be said
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    Dressing like a busted whore: that’s SO Raven.

  40. Terrence Howard Cuba Gooding Jr.
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    Holy crap…I just realized these two AREN’T the same person.

  41. Angelina Jolie
    Frank Burns
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    Angelina Jolie indicating how many pages of the screenplay she wrote herself for the movie “In the Land of Blood and Honey”.

  42. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Pants
    it had to be said
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  43. Rick Schroder Forehead Bruise
    it had to be said
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    Long night, Rick?

  44. Angelina Jolie
    Hugh G Rection
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    So the one photo i’ve ever seen of her genuinely smiling is at the holocaust museum, interesting…….

  45. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
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    because pissing on your shoes is just NOT classy.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Oh, she’s peeing? I thought, more likely hoped, that she was going to shove the lit cigarette into that foot full o’ corns.

  46. Rick Schroder Forehead Bruise
    Deacon Jones
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    Man, someones gotta give Kevin Connelly some work for crying out loud, he looks like shit since he got typecast

  47. Woody Harrelson
    it had to be said
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    Hey Woody!

    Hey Mr. Peterson!

  48. Sandra Bernhard
    it had to be said
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    Worst. Mugshot. Ever.

  49. Sandra Bernhard
    Deacon Jones
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    Sandra Bernhard – scary lesbians straight since the motha-fuckin’ 60s!

  50. Jon Hamm Walks Dog
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    There’s something about making a dog carry his own baggie of poop that’s simultaneously appropriate, and yet terribly wrong.

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