So in case you haven’t noticed the fact the site’s been offline for six hours just like you didn’t notice my new haircut, asshole, we had an epic clusterfuck today that gave me the absolute joy of watching six years of work evaporate into penis cream spam. But we’re back now, and through some incredible miracle Photo Boy’s The Crap We Missed gallery managed to survive the ass raping and come out with Cindy Crawford as Wonder Woman still intact. Clearly, the Lord did looketh upon this random and fine it good.
For as it is written,
- The Superficial
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Wreck up, from the neck up!
I Wonder why I ever thought she was hot. Oh yeah, it was in the 80′s.
You know big chunky totally has that throne as a toilet in his man cave.
Rethink the shorts and you’re good to go.
It’s a good look for her but what’s up with the cape?
“Ya see I carry my adult diapers in a suitcase because I don’t hold my jell-o puddin like I use to …
She hit the wall. HARD!
Mmm…Look at the ta tas on La La.
Push-up bra. Big deal.
Oh, really? Then what the fuck are these?
http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/207578/flags/LL
Why?
It’s good to see Chris Farley working again.
Looks like he got evicted from his van down by the river.
Too soon.
Oh man, so wrong and so funny…
HA! This must b—-WTF? Bad penis! Bad!
Looks pretty cheesy that throne.
I see what you did there.
…And over there too.
Are you sure Kim you really want her around, I mean looking the way you do.
The Queen has the crown, she has shitty hats.
LaLa and CouchCouch
Snookie just rested her bratwurst there.
You mean pickle…
Two very attractive unattractive people.
Probably the first time a “celebrity” asked two hesitant strangers to pose with her for a picture.
I blame the parents.
OK, she’s got another chance at redemption.. Good luck with that.
“Told you that you need to floss after the facials”
Something there about being gay and light on his feet.
MOO
It’s Kim Kow-dashian
Nipples seem a bit off.
They are called wonky pokies.
Somebody didn’t know their dress was transparent.
It’s one of those Alexandra Kerry dresses where you realize it’s transparent only under the flashes of the paparazzi.
Just cause its in a bikini doesn’t mean you have to post it.
“Please turn and look directly at the-”
“I got it!”
Legend.
Once those port-a-potty chemicals splash up into your hair, your scalp itches for a week.
I prefer the 2011 mugshots. I know you purists prefer the 2010 ones though.
Remember when Joe was young? Me neither.
Obviously, he’s still plugged into the Matrix.
Her Majesty’s Service nickname is “WonkTits”.
“Baker Street Irregulars”
Set phasers to ‘harpoon’.
awesome
Sean Bean in London? More like Sean Bean inebriated.
I know it’s an old joke, but:
Old Spice
Clearly she’s going senile in her old age. Halloween’s still a ways off.
That looks helpful. Does it vibrate?
I really must get around to watching this series. The books were good, as I recall. Problem is, I spend too much time here being a dick.
You can never spend too much time being a dick.
if your chest looked like that, why the hell would you wear that shirt? And what’s a man to do when a woman like that asks for a tittyfuck?
Women don’t asked to be titty fucked.
She’s like the Great Carnac —except that instead of using ESP to determine the contents of the envelope, she uses her labia.
Why the English have Bad Teeth: Exhibit #978234
Dentist: Ms. Sand, I am looking at the last part of you not made of plastic, bicuspid #3.
Shauna: GET IT OUT OF ME!!!!
Randal, here’s your latest challenge!
(Well, if Randal won’t do it …)
We all hit some bumps in the road, Linds, but your eyes still glow with the determination that you’ll get past it! Your athletic jacket shows you’re loose and ready for action. Your casually tousled hair exudes energy and confidence—you’re going places and don’t have time to primp! You’re ready to do what you need to do to make it to the next level—suck a dick with those fish lips, or even have a billboard mounted on that colossal, Rihanna-like forehead!
Ah, fuck, I wiped out right there at the end.
I still want to lick her asshole, among other things.
the thumbnail looked so good.
What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?
Nothing, they’ve never been together!!
promo pics for Tara Reid’s Blacks on Blondes movie
eyes meet bleach
Man, she’s getting good at this whole posing for mugshot thing.
Indeed, this is actually one of the better pictures of her that I’ve seen in quite a while; she looks younger than 45, and doesn’t look all jowlsy like she often does.
She’s going to look like Kanye’s mama by the time that thing is born.
You mean dead?
ahhhh haaa