The Crap We Missed – We Got Hacked Edition

March 20th, 2013 // 285 Comments

So in case you haven’t noticed the fact the site’s been offline for six hours just like you didn’t notice my new haircut, asshole, we had an epic clusterfuck today that gave me the absolute joy of watching six years of work evaporate into penis cream spam. But we’re back now, and through some incredible miracle Photo Boy’s The Crap We Missed gallery managed to survive the ass raping and come out with Cindy Crawford as Wonder Woman still intact. Clearly, the Lord did looketh upon this random and fine it good.

For as it is written,

- The Superficial

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Cameron Diaz No Make Up Yoga Pants
    Left Tit
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    Wreck up, from the neck up!

  2. Cindy Crawford Wonder Woman Costume Twitter
    dude
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    I Wonder why I ever thought she was hot. Oh yeah, it was in the 80′s.

  3. Game Of Thrones Cast Mac Always Sunny
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    You know big chunky totally has that throne as a toilet in his man cave.

  4. Cindy Crawford Wonder Woman Costume Twitter
    Yoda Mann
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    Rethink the shorts and you’re good to go.

  5. Cindy Crawford Wonder Woman Costume Twitter
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    It’s a good look for her but what’s up with the cape?

  6. Bill Cosby Yelling The Late Show With David Letterman
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    “Ya see I carry my adult diapers in a suitcase because I don’t hold my jell-o puddin like I use to …

  7. Cameron Diaz No Make Up Yoga Pants
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    She hit the wall. HARD!

  8. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly LaLa Vasquez Cleavage
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    Mmm…Look at the ta tas on La La.

  9. Cindy Crawford Wonder Woman Costume Twitter
    Skippy86
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    Why?

  10. Liam Neeson Dead Guy On Hood Of Car A Walk Among The Tombstones Set
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    It’s good to see Chris Farley working again.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Mugshot
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    HA! This must b—-WTF? Bad penis! Bad!

  12. Game Of Thrones Cast Mac Always Sunny
    Skippy86
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    Looks pretty cheesy that throne.

  13. Bill Cosby Yelling The Late Show With David Letterman
    Phoenix
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    I see what you did there.
    …And over there too.

  14. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly LaLa Vasquez Cleavage
    Skippy86
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    Are you sure Kim you really want her around, I mean looking the way you do.

  15. Kate Middleton Uneven Nipples Baker Street Underground Station
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    The Queen has the crown, she has shitty hats.

  16. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly LaLa Vasquez Cleavage
    JC
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    LaLa and CouchCouch

  17. The Kush Big Boob Support Device Snooki
    Skippy86
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    Snookie just rested her bratwurst there.

  18. Sean Patrick Flanery Hot Chick Date The Host Premiere
    Skippy86
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    Two very attractive unattractive people.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Mugshot
    Cock Dr
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    I blame the parents.
    OK, she’s got another chance at redemption.. Good luck with that.

  20. Shauna Sand Dentist Twitter
    Skippy86
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    “Told you that you need to floss after the facials”

  21. Justin Bieber Flying With Backup Dancers
    Skippy86
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    Something there about being gay and light on his feet.

  22. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly LaLa Vasquez Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  23. Kate Middleton Uneven Nipples Baker Street Underground Station
    MFer
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    Nipples seem a bit off.

  24. Clair Meek Pregnant Belly Bra See Through Shirt Trance Premiere
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    Somebody didn’t know their dress was transparent.

  25. Karen Mulder Butt Bikini
    Skippy86
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    Just cause its in a bikini doesn’t mean you have to post it.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Mugshot
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please turn and look directly at the-”
    “I got it!”

  27. Bill Cosby Yelling The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Legend.

  28. Gerard Butler Hugging Fan Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Nack Jicholson
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    Once those port-a-potty chemicals splash up into your hair, your scalp itches for a week.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Mugshot
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    I prefer the 2011 mugshots. I know you purists prefer the 2010 ones though.

  30. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarves The Bible Experience Opening Night
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    Remember when Joe was young? Me neither.

  31. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarves The Bible Experience Opening Night
    Toe Jam
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    Obviously, he’s still plugged into the Matrix.

  32. Kate Middleton Uneven Nipples Baker Street Underground Station
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    Her Majesty’s Service nickname is “WonkTits”.

  33. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly LaLa Vasquez Cleavage
    Toe Jam
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    Set phasers to ‘harpoon’.

  34. Sean Bean Drunk
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    Sean Bean in London? More like Sean Bean inebriated.

  35. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Twitter
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    I know it’s an old joke, but:
    Old Spice

  36. Cindy Crawford Wonder Woman Costume Twitter
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    Clearly she’s going senile in her old age. Halloween’s still a ways off.

  37. The Kush Big Boob Support Device Snooki
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    That looks helpful. Does it vibrate?

  38. Game Of Thrones Cast Mac Always Sunny
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    I really must get around to watching this series. The books were good, as I recall. Problem is, I spend too much time here being a dick.

  39. Sean Patrick Flanery Hot Chick Date The Host Premiere
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    if your chest looked like that, why the hell would you wear that shirt? And what’s a man to do when a woman like that asks for a tittyfuck?

  40. Clair Meek Pregnant Belly Bra See Through Shirt Trance Premiere
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    She’s like the Great Carnac —except that instead of using ESP to determine the contents of the envelope, she uses her labia.

  41. Anthony McPartlin Declan Donnelly The Royal Television Society Programme Awards
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    Why the English have Bad Teeth: Exhibit #978234

  42. Shauna Sand Dentist Twitter
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    Dentist: Ms. Sand, I am looking at the last part of you not made of plastic, bicuspid #3.

    Shauna: GET IT OUT OF ME!!!!

  43. Lindsay Lohan Mugshot
    Commented on this photo:

    Randal, here’s your latest challenge!

    • (Well, if Randal won’t do it …)

      We all hit some bumps in the road, Linds, but your eyes still glow with the determination that you’ll get past it! Your athletic jacket shows you’re loose and ready for action. Your casually tousled hair exudes energy and confidence—you’re going places and don’t have time to primp! You’re ready to do what you need to do to make it to the next level—suck a dick with those fish lips, or even have a billboard mounted on that colossal, Rihanna-like forehead!

      Ah, fuck, I wiped out right there at the end.

  44. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Twitter
    LLBL
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    I still want to lick her asshole, among other things.

  45. Karen Mulder Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    the thumbnail looked so good.

  46. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly LaLa Vasquez Cleavage
    Chantel
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    What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?
    Nothing, they’ve never been together!!

  47. Tara Reid A Resurrection Premiere
    jr
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    promo pics for Tara Reid’s Blacks on Blondes movie

  48. Karen Mulder Butt Bikini
    jr
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    eyes meet bleach

  49. Lindsay Lohan Mugshot
    nelle
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    Man, she’s getting good at this whole posing for mugshot thing.

    • ChaCha

      Indeed, this is actually one of the better pictures of her that I’ve seen in quite a while; she looks younger than 45, and doesn’t look all jowlsy like she often does.

  50. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly LaLa Vasquez Cleavage
    mavis davis
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    She’s going to look like Kanye’s mama by the time that thing is born.

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