The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.6.11

September 6th, 2011 // 846 Comments

In every photo like this there’s always a 12-year-old kid realizing there is no God as an Hispanic paparazzo discovers he has standards after all and stops taking pictures.

Welcome to Tuesday’s post-holiday The Crap We Missed jam-packed with so many visual wonders, you’ll wonder how we crammed in five pictures of Coco. (Butter. We used butter.) On that note, today we’ve got the always illusive Scully cleavage, poor Matt Damon listening to a 30-minute rant on how the polite thing to do is throw the hydrangeas in the peasant’s face, David Hassellhoff at long last finding true love and Anthony Kiedis caught fleeing an apricot store, the scene of his latest crime. “Why we were just browsing. Haha! Kissing them? Oh heavens no- Everly, cheese it!”

I said, what what, in Rose McGowan’s butt,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    Ruckus
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    I’d like to scully fuck her

  2. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    She was touched.

  3. Phoebe Price Bikini
    whoathere
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    You’re not Gretchen Rossi!

  4. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    It takes a brave woman to wear her anal beads as a necklace. Bravo, señora Hayek, bravo…

  5. Rose McGowan Tight Pants Butt
    buttman
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    i would totally lick her asshole

  6. Phoebe Price Bikini
    whiskeyafternoon
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    is it treasonous to put the american flag in direct contact with venereal diseases?

  7. Al Pacino
    Deacon Jones
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    Just give it up, Sly.

    The last one was horrible. That scene on the 50 cal? C’mon

  8. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
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    How many times do you think she told David Duchovny that “X marks the spot”?

  9. Mickey Rourke Middle Finger
    whoathere
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    I always suspected Khloe Kardashian wore a wig.

  10. Phoebe Price Bikini
    CMK
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    Looks like Pacino has the same response…

  11. Al Pacino
    whiskeyafternoon
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    is this the pose he struck for the Sistine chapel?

  12. Patrick Scwarzenegger Tank Top
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    “Stop it you guys!! You REALLY think I don’t look like the child of the help? That’s so cute. You just made my day :)”

  13. Mickey Rourke Middle Finger
    Deacon Jones
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    I thought this was Ricky Gervais before I clicked on it

  14. Mickey Rourke Middle Finger
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Old hobbits die hard

  15. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Satan's bitch
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    This is, hands down, THE funniest photo I have ever seen posted on The Superficial! Laughed so hard… SO HARD!!

    PS: I think she’s a zombie, that face ain’t natural.

  16. Matt Damon Gwyneth Paltrow
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    “Must… not… punch… her”

    • Cock Dr

      How about a short sharp shove into the water?

      • NineInchNailed

        ^ that’s good although I say he should use the paddle to knock her out via Talented Mr Ripley style. And then take her identity. Nobody will be able to tell the difference except for the fact that Gwyneth would suddenly become smarter and less pretentious. Now imagine how much better Avengers would be with Matt Damon as Pepper Pots.

  17. Phoebe Price Bikini
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    I don’t know what’s back there but when a teenage boy reacts that way to a girl in a bikini, something has gone horribly wrong.

  18. Patrick Scwarzenegger Tank Top
    Deacon Jones
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    This isn’t looking good, Arnie. Not at all.

  19. Laurence Fishburne Gina Torres
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    “Guess what everybody?!?!?! My daughter hasn’t sat on this yet!!”

  20. Mickey Rourke Middle Finger
    whiskeyafternoon
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    why does he always looks like he crawled out of a vat of vegetable oil? I’d give double-middle fingers to my hair stylist, not the paparazzi.

  21. Gabrielle Union Bikini
    whiskeyafternoon
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    that is actually a fairly good use of that ass…space heater.

  22. Snooki Drunk Balcony
    whoathere
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    Just drop her in with the lions. The over/under is set at 4 minutes.

  23. Gary Busey
    Deacon Jones
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    “I am ready to parrrrrrTAY….”

  24. Patrick Scwarzenegger Tank Top
    whiskeyafternoon
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    odd that he spawned this and a fat kid, given all the “girly man” skits on SNL.

  25. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Drew
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    The first thing I thought about when I saw this pic, was sausage wrapped in pancakes. The pig in a blanket of VD.

  26. Joshua Jackson Fringe
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    And then I said to James, why don’t we both go for Katie on the show. Wouldn’t that be neat!?!? The producers loved it I tell ya..

  27. Snooki Drunk Balcony
    whiskeyafternoon
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    I suppose we’re all praying for hungry sharks below.

  28. Phoebe Price Bikini
    bahahawahaha
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    lol my friend met this chick as she was freaking out screaming that the paps were going to get her. She was acting like she was some sort of B-lister. I don’t even KNOW who she is for her to be on ANY list.

  29. …’ewww i see skidmarks’

  30. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Throjo
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    A pearl necklace would be more suitable.

  31. Gary Busey
    whiskeyafternoon
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    snocone and a cigarette. classy.

  32. Tori Spelling Port A John Toilet
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    That which has been seen cannot be unseen…

  33. Mickey Rourke Middle Finger
    bbiowa
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    How can a guy spend thousands on his face and not have $12.99 for a trip to Fantastic Sam’s?

  34. Phoebe Price Bikini
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    folks, i just saw Tara Reid’s crotch. So right now this girl is ..is.. um

  35. Leelee Sobieski
    whiskeyafternoon
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    I feel like my grandmothers dining room set just grew breasts and started walking.

  36. Phoebe Price Bikini
    The Pope
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    Just be glad you ain’t seeing it from the front, kid.

    • Facebook Me

      But we aren’t seeing it from the back either….chances are a whole lot of cottage cheese and her ass gnawing on the bottoms are going on back there.

  37. Matt Damon Gwyneth Paltrow
    Deacon Jones
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    “Seriously Matthew….I don’t know why I try! And don’t even get me STARTED on Parmalat milk…”

  38. Fran Drescher Baby Bird Rescue
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    Lady nothing hit it… It heard you laughing. period.

  39. Jared Leto
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    Are there ANY pictures of this guy with his eyes closed?

  40. Nicki Minaj Tight Pants Butt
    dmbishop
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    Everyone get down! Those pants are gonna blow!!!

  41. Laurence Fishburne Gina Torres
    whiskeyafternoon
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    the black Jesus wears lavender. of course!

  42. Al Pacino
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    the face of a high school boy who just saw Tara Reid’s crotch.

  43. Ice Cube
    it had to be said
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    Cube still has street cred in Russia? Guess they don’t have Coors Light ads there. Punk-ass.

    • eatme

      …seriously, just when you think someone can’t sink any lower. what a douche. he’ll prol come out with a line of headphones next.

  44. Shia LaBeouf Scruffy Beard
    whiskeyafternoon
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    hipsters: ironically looking like a bag of ass. congratulations

  45. Laurence Fishburne Gina Torres
    Deacon Jones
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    “Who should I shoot, honey? lol, our daughter? Besides her, silly!”

  46. Patrick Scwarzenegger Tank Top
    Satan's bitch
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    He looks FABulouuuuuuuuuusssssssssss!

  47. Khloe Kardashian
    JC
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    So Lanvin is a French donut shop, I assume?

  48. Pink Cleavage
    bbiowa
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    So Tori Spelling got a chin and boob reduction and wore her husband’s pants?

  49. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    I feel like the tits need to touch to be “cleavage.” This is gappage.

  50. Al Pacino
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    Why hello there, Khloe.

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