In every photo like this there’s always a 12-year-old kid realizing there is no God as an Hispanic paparazzo discovers he has standards after all and stops taking pictures.
Welcome to Tuesday’s post-holiday The Crap We Missed jam-packed with so many visual wonders, you’ll wonder how we crammed in five pictures of Coco. (Butter. We used butter.) On that note, today we’ve got the always illusive Scully cleavage, poor Matt Damon listening to a 30-minute rant on how the polite thing to do is throw the hydrangeas in the peasant’s face, David Hassellhoff at long last finding true love and Anthony Kiedis caught fleeing an apricot store, the scene of his latest crime. “Why we were just browsing. Haha! Kissing them? Oh heavens no- Everly, cheese it!”
I said, what what, in Rose McGowan’s butt,
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I’d like to scully fuck her
Goddammit she looks HAWT!
She was touched.
You’re not Gretchen Rossi!
It takes a brave woman to wear her anal beads as a necklace. Bravo, señora Hayek, bravo…
Nay.. I say. They would be larger.
i would totally lick her asshole
She could give me a Hot Carl!
is it treasonous to put the american flag in direct contact with venereal diseases?
Just give it up, Sly.
The last one was horrible. That scene on the 50 cal? C’mon
How many times do you think she told David Duchovny that “X marks the spot”?
Probably only once.
I always suspected Khloe Kardashian wore a wig.
Looks like Pacino has the same response…
Well played!
is this the pose he struck for the Sistine chapel?
“Stop it you guys!! You REALLY think I don’t look like the child of the help? That’s so cute. You just made my day :)”
LMAO!
I thought this was Ricky Gervais before I clicked on it
Old hobbits die hard
Hahahahahaha!!
that’s good! lol
yea, hard to beat that one
This is, hands down, THE funniest photo I have ever seen posted on The Superficial! Laughed so hard… SO HARD!!
PS: I think she’s a zombie, that face ain’t natural.
AGREED – man, I needed a good laugh – LOVE IT! :)
Too true!! I laughed out-loud at this!!
she looks like one of those freaky things from The Grudge
Howdy Doody wasn’t a real boy, but here’s his sister.
“Must… not… punch… her”
How about a short sharp shove into the water?
^ that’s good although I say he should use the paddle to knock her out via Talented Mr Ripley style. And then take her identity. Nobody will be able to tell the difference except for the fact that Gwyneth would suddenly become smarter and less pretentious. Now imagine how much better Avengers would be with Matt Damon as Pepper Pots.
I don’t know what’s back there but when a teenage boy reacts that way to a girl in a bikini, something has gone horribly wrong.
This isn’t looking good, Arnie. Not at all.
“Guess what everybody?!?!?! My daughter hasn’t sat on this yet!!”
why does he always looks like he crawled out of a vat of vegetable oil? I’d give double-middle fingers to my hair stylist, not the paparazzi.
that is actually a fairly good use of that ass…space heater.
Just drop her in with the lions. The over/under is set at 4 minutes.
“I am ready to parrrrrrTAY….”
odd that he spawned this and a fat kid, given all the “girly man” skits on SNL.
The first thing I thought about when I saw this pic, was sausage wrapped in pancakes. The pig in a blanket of VD.
And then I said to James, why don’t we both go for Katie on the show. Wouldn’t that be neat!?!? The producers loved it I tell ya..
This comment just made my day.
I suppose we’re all praying for hungry sharks below.
lol my friend met this chick as she was freaking out screaming that the paps were going to get her. She was acting like she was some sort of B-lister. I don’t even KNOW who she is for her to be on ANY list.
…’ewww i see skidmarks’
A pearl necklace would be more suitable.
snocone and a cigarette. classy.
Looks like a one-hitter.
That which has been seen cannot be unseen…
How can a guy spend thousands on his face and not have $12.99 for a trip to Fantastic Sam’s?
folks, i just saw Tara Reid’s crotch. So right now this girl is ..is.. um
You mean you saw Tara Reid’s panties covering her crotch. You might be interested in the Sears wish book if panties make you feel this good.
+ 1 J.R.
I feel like my grandmothers dining room set just grew breasts and started walking.
Just be glad you ain’t seeing it from the front, kid.
But we aren’t seeing it from the back either….chances are a whole lot of cottage cheese and her ass gnawing on the bottoms are going on back there.
“Seriously Matthew….I don’t know why I try! And don’t even get me STARTED on Parmalat milk…”
Lady nothing hit it… It heard you laughing. period.
Are there ANY pictures of this guy with his eyes closed?
Everyone get down! Those pants are gonna blow!!!
the black Jesus wears lavender. of course!
the face of a high school boy who just saw Tara Reid’s crotch.
Cube still has street cred in Russia? Guess they don’t have Coors Light ads there. Punk-ass.
…seriously, just when you think someone can’t sink any lower. what a douche. he’ll prol come out with a line of headphones next.
hipsters: ironically looking like a bag of ass. congratulations
“Who should I shoot, honey? lol, our daughter? Besides her, silly!”
He looks FABulouuuuuuuuuusssssssssss!
+1
So Lanvin is a French donut shop, I assume?
Win.
ROFL
Best. Comment. Ever.
So Tori Spelling got a chin and boob reduction and wore her husband’s pants?
I feel like the tits need to touch to be “cleavage.” This is gappage.
Why hello there, Khloe.