The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.4.12

September 4th, 2012 // 838 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.

Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Damn spell check…

    It’s Crazy Whores III

  2. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    Copen Hagen
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    one cup of chilli too many !

  3. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
    lily
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    facelift, much? god, her face is so pulled back you can barely see her eyes

  4. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who forgot to recharge her battery?

  5. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
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    You know you’ve done a lot of porn when one fake tit tries to make a break for it…

  6. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I thought those two died when their helicopter got tangled up in the power lines.

  7. Rihanna Bikini Facebook
    lily
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    trashy beyond belief with the face of an ape

  8. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    lily
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    tacky

  9. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s all fun and games until you and your doll are covered in Chili and gin soaked barf.

  10. Scott Disick
    lily
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    TOOOOOOL

  11. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
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    “So then, I hit the gas and me and Maggie high-tailed it to Mexico where my cousin Juan was waiting for us with his magic beans…”

  12. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Let’s just start checking for missing children right now.

  13. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    Copen Hagen
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    It’s gone bad , really , really , bad

  14. Rihanna Bikini Facebook
    Bigalkie
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    Dr. Cornelius I presume

  15. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
    lily
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    I like the tight jeans

  16. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
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    If I were Drew Carrey I would hire that kid with the glasses to shadow me everywhere…

  17. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
    EricLr
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    And then the handsome prince showed the children his special frog.

  18. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    savedatwins
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    now watch, with one small movement, i’ll snap her neck like a twig

  19. Prince Harry WellChild Awards
    Bigalkie
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    This called Penance in the House of Windsor.

  20. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Mason
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    “Yes Mason, we will continue your potty lessons until you learn to pee from 6 feet away into auntie’s mouth…”

  21. Jeremy Renner Vest The Bourne Legacy Premiere
    lily
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    Isn’t he supposed to be bas ass and manly for that movie?!? looks like a gay pirate….what is happening to the male population?

  22. Willem Dafoe Handlebar Moustache 69th Venice International Film Festival
    EricLr
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    He’s laughing because he knows he’s really Dennis Leary.

  23. Shauna Sand Cleavage High Heels Bike Ride
    savedatwins
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    Odd. I didn’t know that they made bike seats out of dildos but there you have it.

  24. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
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    Somebody’s turning Japanese (I really think so)

  25. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m strongly considering never visiting this website again. Or going online. Or leaving the house.

  26. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
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    Is it possible to unmasturbate?

  27. Cindy Crawford Soft Serve Ice Cream Malibu Chilli Cook Off
    lily
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    still gorgeous

  28. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    Colin
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    “MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!”

  29. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
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    I will fucking OWN you, Miss Kitty!

  30. Janice Dickinson Upskirt Panty Flash
    savedatwins
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    Bitch, come back here! I told you I needed a new depends I CRAPPED MY PANTS GET BACK HERE BEFORE

  31. Scott Disick
    EricLr
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    Waiting for Dollhouse’s “American Psycho Lookalike Contest” to begin.

    • BlackManUSAonTwitter

      “My ascot is so smooth. The finest silks from India. Luckily, not made by those filthy untouchables! I heard music by a snake charmer when I was there. I didn’t like it: too black sounding…umm….oh, you’re not a racist….I have to return some videotapes…”

    • Queef Sister

      And then he killed all those bitches with a chainsaw…

  32. Phoebe Price Bikini
    lily
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    looks pretty but hard to say with those sunglasses the size of Kim Ks ass on her face

  33. Lady Gaga Anchor Tattoo Twitter
    duder
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    Well, now we know what’s dragging her down.

  34. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
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    “Uhmmm listen, Nicole. The execs called and said you were perfect for the part. They just need you to play up the soul-less bitch look a bit..”

  35. Shauna Sand Cleavage High Heels Bike Ride
    lily
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    frightening!

  36. Zac Efron Knit Hat Sunglasses Posing With Femal Fans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least 3 of these bitches are cute.

    Sorry, girl in the blue coat.

  37. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    Hank
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    The botox has reached her cerebral cortex.

  38. Balthazar Getty Pink Pants Bedhead
    savedatwins
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    This guy has a lot going for him. In the form of billions of dollars.

  39. Scott Disick
    Bigalkie
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    Is it Hillbilly prom night already? Mountain folk graduate at thirty.

  40. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    hey that upholstery looks familiar. i think i’ve drunk texted from that exact place.

  41. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    EricLr
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    0490…Powering down….awaiting further instructions…systems nominal.

  42. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
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    “So then I will use the telekinetic powers that daddy taught me to fly over the masses like this… I will then crush all opposition and rule the world from my throne…”

  43. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
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    Herroo.

  44. Jenna Jameson Lopsided Cleavage Crossed Eyes
    it had to be said
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    If only there were some sort of surgery a woman like her could use to even her breasts out.

  45. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face US Open
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Same face as when she has an orgasim.

    • catapostrophe

      Why can’t I thumb this down [for the egregious spelling error]? What’s with the always-malfunctioning thumb buttons, anyway?

  46. Rihanna Bikini Facebook
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    Fivehead

  47. Nick Nolte Red Face Bumper Cars Malibu Chili Cook Off
    it had to be said
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    Bumper toilet.

  48. Melissa Molinaro Cleavage Rob Riley Shirtless
    lily
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    Shes cute, and he looks fantastic from the neck down

  49. Spike Lee Tuxedo 69th Venice International Film Festival
    EricLr
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    Would it be racist if I yelled at him to dance for me?

  50. Tobey Maguire Bermuda Shorts White T Shirt Daughter Ruby
    me
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    daddy, are the douche bangs reaaaaalllly necessary?

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