Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto goes for Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe looking like he just sipped on a tasty Sarsaparilla, Gary Busey figuring out how to stop his kid’s constant shrieks of terror, Janice Dickinson trying to murder your eyes, Michael Fassbender stepping on it again, and finally, The Zac Efron Pussy Tour of Italy that literally stops only seconds before boarding the plane home.
Yes, kid, Prince Harry knows you want a Red Rider BB gun, now shut up so he can hear your sister,
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Damn spell check…
It’s Crazy Whores III
You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
“Piece”, not “Peace”.
one cup of chilli too many !
facelift, much? god, her face is so pulled back you can barely see her eyes
Who forgot to recharge her battery?
You know you’ve done a lot of porn when one fake tit tries to make a break for it…
I thought those two died when their helicopter got tangled up in the power lines.
trashy beyond belief with the face of an ape
tacky
It’s all fun and games until you and your doll are covered in Chili and gin soaked barf.
TOOOOOOL
“So then, I hit the gas and me and Maggie high-tailed it to Mexico where my cousin Juan was waiting for us with his magic beans…”
Let’s just start checking for missing children right now.
LOL!
Why was this thumbed down?
because willem dafoe is fucking awesome, and we don’t even JOKE about that…
Some people are just cranky.
It’s gone bad , really , really , bad
Dr. Cornelius I presume
I like the tight jeans
If I were Drew Carrey I would hire that kid with the glasses to shadow me everywhere…
And call him Daddy
And then the handsome prince showed the children his special frog.
now watch, with one small movement, i’ll snap her neck like a twig
Before I scrolled down, it looked as if he was holding up her severed head.
This called Penance in the House of Windsor.
“Yes Mason, we will continue your potty lessons until you learn to pee from 6 feet away into auntie’s mouth…”
Isn’t he supposed to be bas ass and manly for that movie?!? looks like a gay pirate….what is happening to the male population?
*bad ass
I don’t care what you say… I think he’s excellent on What Not To Wear.
He’s in France.
The men dress more flamboyantly than the women over there. And they’re the same size.
If I was single when i was over there I wouldve wrecked shit.
Tis called feminazism.
He’s laughing because he knows he’s really Dennis Leary.
Odd. I didn’t know that they made bike seats out of dildos but there you have it.
Somebody’s turning Japanese (I really think so)
I’m strongly considering never visiting this website again. Or going online. Or leaving the house.
Those aren’t red panties. Her vagina is just really angry.
Is it possible to unmasturbate?
LMAO!
You’re gonna need a funnel.
LOL
best comment ever
still gorgeous
“MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!”
I will fucking OWN you, Miss Kitty!
Bitch, come back here! I told you I needed a new depends I CRAPPED MY PANTS GET BACK HERE BEFORE
Waiting for Dollhouse’s “American Psycho Lookalike Contest” to begin.
“My ascot is so smooth. The finest silks from India. Luckily, not made by those filthy untouchables! I heard music by a snake charmer when I was there. I didn’t like it: too black sounding…umm….oh, you’re not a racist….I have to return some videotapes…”
And then he killed all those bitches with a chainsaw…
looks pretty but hard to say with those sunglasses the size of Kim Ks ass on her face
Let me assure you, she’s fucking horrifying. If anything, she should be wearing bigger sunglasses. Possibly a welder’s mask.
Well, now we know what’s dragging her down.
“Uhmmm listen, Nicole. The execs called and said you were perfect for the part. They just need you to play up the soul-less bitch look a bit..”
frightening!
At least 3 of these bitches are cute.
Sorry, girl in the blue coat.
The color is aquamarine, dumbass.
The botox has reached her cerebral cortex.
This guy has a lot going for him. In the form of billions of dollars.
Is it Hillbilly prom night already? Mountain folk graduate at thirty.
hey that upholstery looks familiar. i think i’ve drunk texted from that exact place.
0490…Powering down….awaiting further instructions…systems nominal.
“So then I will use the telekinetic powers that daddy taught me to fly over the masses like this… I will then crush all opposition and rule the world from my throne…”
Herroo.
If only there were some sort of surgery a woman like her could use to even her breasts out.
There is, it’s called time.
Same face as when she has an orgasim.
Why can’t I thumb this down [for the egregious spelling error]? What’s with the always-malfunctioning thumb buttons, anyway?
Fivehead
Bumper toilet.
I think he likes being bumped from behind.
Shes cute, and he looks fantastic from the neck down
Would it be racist if I yelled at him to dance for me?
daddy, are the douche bangs reaaaaalllly necessary?