The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.3.13

By: Photo Boy / September 3, 2013

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s book-ended with Lady Gaga because when you take a three-day in this industry, you miss around 4,782 of her wardrobe changes, so I decided on the two either asscheekiest or nippliest. And even though I know neither of those are words, you still clicked on them, so that counts and fuck you Mrs. Rogers, my advanced comp teacher from high school, turns out butchering form and syntax can lead to a career. *calls Applebee’s, confirms they’re still holding application* Aside from Gaga’s amphibian nudity, we’ve got pregnant Jennifer Love Hewitt publicly carrying around her own pastries because clearly everyone she knows still hates her, Busy Philipps who could get by for another month if she could just sell this last bone density scanner, Amber Rose, new mom and role model to children everywhere, James Franco signing an autograph for Chunk “The Time-Travelling Awful Movie Fan” from The Goonies, and Jamie Foxx doing his warm-up stretches before handling the avalanche of cast-off vagina thrown his way by Channing Tatum.

There’s also Alyson Hannigan in a bikini and so help me God if one of you types the words ‘band camp’ in the comments, I’m turning this car around,

- Photo Boy

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