Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.
Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,
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Apparently, the cops have her wire-tapped.
Or is that an inflation device?
Seismic monitoring…
Mic pack for her reality show
Stop being serious.
Rhesus or Titi?
Either way, an animal trying to copy human expression (in this case: ‘remorse’).
Can we finally stop the bickering and all admit this dude has a great ass?
he must work out
Once again, there’s a black dude in the background wondering “WTF???” Is that required on this site? We agree completely, though.
Mmmmm…Gonna get some good cock in prison.
I bet the smug look was harder to remove for the court appearance than the blonde hair.
Pull the collar high enough, and the judge won’t see the POS tattoo. Hope he doesn’t follow me on Twitter!
Aww…come on. Its my turn to ride in the stroller.
damn, that fat pussy puts kim kard’s to shame.
Agreed, a far superior mons pubis.
That’s a big one.
Such beautiful legs…
Now it’s a black woman in the background wondering “WTF? Who wants to lick silicone?”
jaundice.
Real McBeef? Because I smiled, so I hope it was the real mcbeef
Based on the Antonio Banderas’ way of promoting a film with Salma Hayek (something that borders on a felony), this dude is 100% homosexual.
That proves John is gay. He is looking at the crowd instead of Salma’s ass
No more evidence is needed.
Two invisible boobs.
And one you can see.
Why is Sarah Jessica Parker licking Steven Tyler?
That’s not him – it’s something from Madame Tussand’s. And is that really Salma?
For you Fugazi fans:
“…I never licked the side of dying before “
“Oh, I love mimes! Hey, what he is miming….is he…churning butter?”
Let’s not forget she’s 61 years old.
Go, Elvira!
So in the end she really was a vampire/lich/ghoul, because this photo proves that she had reach eternal youth…
test video 123
What star was she dancing with? The sun?
Dancing with Wolverine’s
He’s really starting to scare me.
Whenever she turns away it seems to get closer
Pam Anderson, after partying the night before and waking up in a random parking lot.
I love his song “Cars.”
Do you *really* want to taste the rainbow?
Fuck a duck! She’s actually wearing clothes that a Muslim would be proud of!
Steven Tyler loves sightseeing.
This reminds me of when the Tin Man ran out of oil. Meth. Whatever the fuck it was.
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahah
Fuck me, golden.
What do you think the street value of those tears are?
The Bloodhound has picked up the scent of a bitch apparently
That smile on his face tells me he’s picked up the scent of something.
He’s been trained to detect a ham wallet?
‘Round these parts we call it a “gutted rabbit”.
Shouldn’t that be “gutted bilby”?
Heh! Nice knowledge of Aussie fauna, Tommy! :D
Her new fragrance has a top note of silicone, a medium note of cheap nylon hair extensions, and a base note of sweaty fat ass.
Bound to be a best seller at Wal-Mart.
Awesome
Lovely.
Flappy tits
Can we stop acting like she’s still hot yet?
more importantly, can SHE please stop acting like she’s still hot.
He oozes the rosey glow that only Formaldehyde can create
Host: “What did you think of ‘L’Elisir D’Amore’, Miss Love?”
Courtney: “I didn’t understand a fucking word, to be honest…”
Come now, they project the translation above the stage. Oh yeah, silly me, she can’t read either.
Someone hack her iPhone.
Stil would.
“This is how I hold my licker…”
Beauty & The Beast 1:0
Travolta looks like Hymie the robot from the old “Get Smart” series…
I feel old because I know who you are talking about……
Are you sure you don’t mean Twiki from the old “Buck Rogers” series?
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Biddy-biddy-biddy… No he actually mean Hymie. Played by a fellow named Dick Gautier. Gawd, I’m old.
Oh, I know who he meant. It’s just that Hymie was much too lifelike to be confused with Travolta.
Barber: “And what look are we going for today, Miss Goodwin?”
Ginnifer: “Angry Dyke”.
Barber: “Coming up!”
***snip! snip! snip!***
I can’t recognize her without a sprayed on tight nightmare spandex dress.
If it smells anything like her sweaty clam then Chris Brown will be all over that shit
Looking VERY safe. Fucking idiot.
I was just going to say…I am sure the police would be delighted to see that.
I just read they’re remaking The Mummy, but I think she’s a little early for the casting call.
Salma – “Jesus H, can you guys come and turn off the mechanical man? He is really creepy…”
Proof that beautiful people can have ugly children just like you and me
He’s like the god damn borg.
Breasts are irrelevant.
Breasts are irrelevant.
“I am Travolta. Lower your pants and surrender your dignity. I will add your hetero and homosexual distinctiveness to my own. Your masseuse will adapt to service me. Resistance is futile. Unless you have a lawyer.”
I need to make a deposit.
tastes like plastic…something not entirely foreign to her