The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12

September 25th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever the hell she is is 61, while Courtney Love (48, btw) forgot that you should never take 48 OxyContins, boot 12 bags of black tar, and eat ten grams of shrooms on an empty stomach, yep, Jennifer Nicole Lee can still get her ass into frame from this angle, and Janice Dickinson is apparently just like one of those toads that makes you trip balls if you lick it.

Then die of syphilis. Licking Janice Dickinson’s face will make you die of syphilis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    Apparently, the cops have her wire-tapped.
    Or is that an inflation device?

  2. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Johnny P!
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    Rhesus or Titi?
    Either way, an animal trying to copy human expression (in this case: ‘remorse’).

  3. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Tight Leather Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Can we finally stop the bickering and all admit this dude has a great ass?

  4. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    Once again, there’s a black dude in the background wondering “WTF???” Is that required on this site? We agree completely, though.

  5. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    SIN
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    Mmmmm…Gonna get some good cock in prison.

  6. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I bet the smug look was harder to remove for the court appearance than the blonde hair.

  7. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    Pull the collar high enough, and the judge won’t see the POS tattoo. Hope he doesn’t follow me on Twitter!

  8. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Baby Stroller Erica Schmidt
    SIN
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    Aww…come on. Its my turn to ride in the stroller.

  9. Margot Robbie Cleavage Swimsuit The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    damn, that fat pussy puts kim kard’s to shame.

  10. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Johnny P!
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    Such beautiful legs…

  11. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    Now it’s a black woman in the background wondering “WTF? Who wants to lick silicone?”

  12. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    jaundice.

  13. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Based on the Antonio Banderas’ way of promoting a film with Salma Hayek (something that borders on a felony), this dude is 100% homosexual.

  14. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    SIN
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    That proves John is gay. He is looking at the crowd instead of Salma’s ass

  15. Chris Brown Probation Progress Report Hearing
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    Two invisible boobs.

    And one you can see.

  16. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    Joe
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    Why is Sarah Jessica Parker licking Steven Tyler?

  17. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    That’s not him – it’s something from Madame Tussand’s. And is that really Salma?

  18. Janice Dickinson Drunk
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    For you Fugazi fans:

    “…I never licked the side of dying before “

  19. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    “Oh, I love mimes! Hey, what he is miming….is he…churning butter?”

  20. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Let’s not forget she’s 61 years old.
    Go, Elvira!

  21. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
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    What star was she dancing with? The sun?

  22. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    He’s really starting to scare me.

  23. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Jade
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    Pam Anderson, after partying the night before and waking up in a random parking lot.

  24. Ginnifer Goodwin
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    I love his song “Cars.”

  25. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    Jade
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    Do you *really* want to taste the rainbow?

  26. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Fuck a duck! She’s actually wearing clothes that a Muslim would be proud of!

  27. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Steven Tyler loves sightseeing.

  28. Courtney Love Met Opera
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This reminds me of when the Tin Man ran out of oil. Meth. Whatever the fuck it was.

  29. Ashanti Cleavage Jumpstarts Read For The Record
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    The Bloodhound has picked up the scent of a bitch apparently

  30. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
    Johnny P!
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    Her new fragrance has a top note of silicone, a medium note of cheap nylon hair extensions, and a base note of sweaty fat ass.
    Bound to be a best seller at Wal-Mart.

  31. Jessica Chastain Cleavage
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Lovely.

  32. Margot Robbie Cleavage Swimsuit The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    Flappy tits

  33. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs DWTS
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Can we stop acting like she’s still hot yet?

  34. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    He oozes the rosey glow that only Formaldehyde can create

  35. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Johnny P!
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    Host: “What did you think of ‘L’Elisir D’Amore’, Miss Love?”
    Courtney: “I didn’t understand a fucking word, to be honest…”

  36. Kelcie Stranahan Butt Tight Dress Cybergeddon Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Someone hack her iPhone.

  37. Cassandra Peterson Elvira Cleavage Frankenweenie Premiere
    mr. fuck you
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    Stil would.

  38. Janice Dickinson Drunk
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    “This is how I hold my licker…”

  39. Anna Camp Butt Tight Dress Pitch Perfect Premiere
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    Beauty & The Beast 1:0

  40. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Eric
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    Travolta looks like Hymie the robot from the old “Get Smart” series…

  41. Ginnifer Goodwin
    Johnny P!
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    Barber: “And what look are we going for today, Miss Goodwin?”
    Ginnifer: “Angry Dyke”.
    Barber: “Coming up!”
    ***snip! snip! snip!***

  42. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    I can’t recognize her without a sprayed on tight nightmare spandex dress.

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Perfume Launch
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    If it smells anything like her sweaty clam then Chris Brown will be all over that shit

  44. Edie Falco Daughter Macy Riding Scooter
    alex
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    Looking VERY safe. Fucking idiot.

  45. Courtney Love Met Opera
    Matty
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    I just read they’re remaking The Mummy, but I think she’s a little early for the casting call.

  46. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
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    Salma – “Jesus H, can you guys come and turn off the mechanical man? He is really creepy…”

  47. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts
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    Proof that beautiful people can have ugly children just like you and me

  48. Salma Hayek John Travolta Savages Rome Premiere
    Don Draper's Dad
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    He’s like the god damn borg.

  49. Elizabeth Banks Cleavage Pitch Perfect Premiere
    PZ
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    I need to make a deposit.

  50. Janice Dickinson Drunk
    jimbo
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    tastes like plastic…something not entirely foreign to her

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