The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.20.16

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which begins and ends with Abigail Ratchford, because I’m a few days behind on her daily Instagram reminders that she has gigantic breasts. There’s also Justin Bieber in distressed skinny stonewash jeans, because it’s always possible to hate him more, James Franco and Nick Jonas in the straightest picture I’ve ever seen, and Hillary Clinton making this face, so clearly she’s been dead since the 80s when she was gleefully helping pedophiles avoid justice and burying Bill’s rape victims alive. The lamestream media won’t talk about that because of their “agenda,” but it’s true. When she loses to Trump, she’ll no longer be able to contain her rage and her skin will peel back, revealing her true reptile nature, or shit, wait. I already said she was dead, didn’t I? I’ll be back, I have to double check this. *calls racist brother*

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