The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.20.11

And that’s how you make Rosie O’Donnell look more attractive. Questions?

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not gonna lie, barely survived the womb thanks to the annual post-Emmys vacuum. So weighing in at an alarming 17 pics, here’s Stacy Keibler wasting her time learning how to be the perfect, drink-pouring wife for George Clooney, that Nicolas Cage vampire photo and if you own a recently-robbed Kenny Rogers’ Roasters, I think I found your perp.

You wanted more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, you got more Kelly Brook in the Final Five,

- The Superficial

P.S. Apparently this happens.

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