The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.18.12

September 18th, 2012 // 559 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which definitely skews heavier on the freak show portion than this thing usually does. Starting off is Bono not realizing there’s no hot dog vender at this kind of event (Because remember when he was shirtless and fat in that pic a few weeks ago? I’ll never forget. Ever.), followed by Meredith Vieira looking like she’s also been living in Amanda Bynes‘ car, and finally, Jake Gyllenhaal, who doesn’t always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, it’s through a penis-shaped straw.

Sorry again about the lack of random hotness today, but I left you an Easter egg, which if you feel makes absolutely no sense in the way of reconciling the absence of titties, welcome to your first day reading The Superficial,

- Photo Boy

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  1. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
    DeucePickle
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    Even he’s laughing at how over dressed he is for the beach.

  2. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Where did I leave the baby? And why is my purse crying and wiggling?”

  3. Oprah Weight Gain Afro Wig The Butler Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Afro Samurai really let himself go

  4. Bono The Edge
    suedemonas
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    “Yo, hot dog man! Up here, Balcony 2A!”

  5. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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  6. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    it had to be said
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    My brain says “wrong hole” but their faces say “I’m game.”

  7. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
    cagster
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    “I’ve been urinating in these pants since 1973.”

  8. Bono The Edge
    SIN
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    Seig Heil !!

  9. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    You’d make that face too if you had a leaky oyster.

  10. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
    it had to be said
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    S’up, bitches?

  11. Bono The Edge
    it had to be said
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    Seig . . . HEIL!

  12. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
    AZ
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    those are some XS small spanx

  13. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
    Inner Retard
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    You can smile all you want guys. I know that look from experience. No, they wouldn’t.

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Shorts
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    Bigger isn’t always better.

  15. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    If you put your ear up to it, you can hear fat.

  16. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
    it had to be said
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    That awkward moment when you see someone ugly and realize it’s a mirror.

  17. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    InkyBlack
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    Dyslexic and color blind. Poor fucker.

  18. Micaela Schäfer Underboob Swimsuit
    Gary Grant
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    Call me a Union Jackoff

  19. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    it had to be said
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    “There’s no pie out here!”

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
    Gary Grant
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    Boobs.

  21. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
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    How drunk do you have to be to get arrested for public intox in Nashville?

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants Flash Mob Extra
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    Not pictured: that dude’s boner.

  23. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    ERMAHGERD, DONERTS!

  24. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    The Most Interesting Man In The World
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    I don’t always bang country starlets, but when I do, I make sure they write a song about me when I kick ‘em to the curb.

  25. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
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    Which one is which??

  26. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    Sigfa
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    Not pictured, an employee screaming: ‘Hey! You left you’re baby in here! Come back!! It’s hungry and it’s eating the entire store, employees included!!’

  27. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
    Ken
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    Wha… ? This shot looks like a picture of a cardboard cutout taken from a less-than-optimum angle. Talk about your 2-dimensional characters.
    Not commenting on the young lady, just the photo.

  28. Snooki Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    it had to be said
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    MILB
    (“Mom I’d Like to Brain”)

  29. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
    InkyBlack
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    Either I’m having a flashback or her head’s all wonky.

  30. Oprah Weight Gain Afro Wig The Butler Set
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    On her way to makeup and hair.

  31. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    I just got through watching seasons 3 & 4 of True Blood and all I have to say about him is, he’s a sexy motherfucker. That show is full of them.

  32. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    InkyBlack
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    It looks like his right hand is skeletal.

  33. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
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    When did Spock go gay?

  34. Jake Gyllenhaal Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    AZ
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    Myspace pic?

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I suddenly want a happy meal

  36. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    I'mCool
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    This picture needs more plaid.

  37. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    SIN
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    Isn’t it nice. The Special School let the retards walk to the bus stop. Too bad they forgot their helmets.

  38. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
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    LL Cool J thought bubble: “I’m gonna tear that brown ass up!”

    Chris O’Donnell thought bubble: Oh God Damn it, I got sand in my shoe. CUT!

  39. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder if Mr Hamm ever goes to the beach.
    If so I hope the paps are there with their best camera equipment.

  40. Bono The Edge
    Inner Retard
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    Bono: Hey, Prince Albert! Up here dude! How is it hanging?
    Edge: Shut up, Bono! He might come over and I don’t want to take off my hat.
    Bono (snickering): His name is Prince Albert…

  41. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    JennywithaY
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    It appears that Ms. Travolta may be executing both the gay-snap AND the gay-finger-wag in one fluid motion. Bravo!

  42. Bono The Edge
    B&WMinstrel
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    See? There ARE little people who don’t pay taxes – The one percent

  43. Bono The Edge
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    Black is slimming.

  44. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    “That’s MISTER Helmet to you, pal!”

  45. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
    Fishbone
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    You had me at “I represent Queens she was raised outta Brooklyn”

  46. Rose McGowan Cleavage Tank Top Red Sneakers
    SIN
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    All I have to do is take off my glasses and I have no problem with her. She still has the hot body.

  47. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    Anthony
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    He looks like a cancer patient

  48. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    EricLr
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    The guy behind him just found out that his wife had received her Christmas Hamm early.

  49. Ali Larter Butt Tight Pants
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    I would like to thank her parents for fucking and allowing her to be born.

  50. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
    EricLr
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    If the cops really wanted to have fun, they shouldn’t have given him a sobriety test, they should have given him the SAT.

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