The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.18.12

September 18th, 2012 // 559 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which definitely skews heavier on the freak show portion than this thing usually does. Starting off is Bono not realizing there’s no hot dog vender at this kind of event (Because remember when he was shirtless and fat in that pic a few weeks ago? I’ll never forget. Ever.), followed by Meredith Vieira looking like she’s also been living in Amanda Bynes‘ car, and finally, Jake Gyllenhaal, who doesn’t always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, it’s through a penis-shaped straw.

Sorry again about the lack of random hotness today, but I left you an Easter egg, which if you feel makes absolutely no sense in the way of reconciling the absence of titties, welcome to your first day reading The Superficial,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Daniela Ruah Butt Wetsuit Surfing NCIS
    InkyBlack
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    Mmmm, shiny.

  2. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    tom
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    Creepy bisexual dude!!

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    InkyBlack
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    Am I looking at a pudenda or a sanitary towel?

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Shorts
    Inner Retard
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    So glad this pic was taken from this side of the car door.

  5. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    FudgeSticks
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    He is seriously morphing into Bela Lugosi. I wonder if too much dick does that.

  6. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Man, dude-in-the-back, jealousy is an ugly thing…

  7. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    Inner Retard
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    Guy in the back: How come mine isn’t that big?!

  8. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
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    I’m not buying what they’re selling.

  9. Meredith Vieira Stained Sweatshirt
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    Well, better that than seeing her clam, I suppose.

  10. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
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    I thought Divine had passed away years ago?

  11. Oprah Weight Gain Afro Wig The Butler Set
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    The Butter? Seems legit.

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Shorts
    YoMamma
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    “How does this tricky contraption work?”

  13. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    Ruth
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    Just a moment, I have to spit something out.

  14. Kelly Brook Cleavage Fashion Week
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    Mmm… her and Kate Beckinsale…

  15. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    Now wait just a minute! Gay can be interpreted in many different ways.

  16. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    InkyBlack
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    I think John may have just tasted his own finger.

  17. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
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    GINGER RAGE!

  18. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
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    You take your longest finger…

  19. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants Flash Mob Extra
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    I’m not sure if its a flash mob if there are cameras and a hostess and it is being broadcast on TV. But I’m not a hipster, so I might be wrong.

  20. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants Flash Mob Extra
    Inner Retard
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    Nice.

  21. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    InkyBlack
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    Out of the way fatty!

  22. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
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    My mother always told me:

    Looking into a fat lady’s ear is like looking into the anus of God.

  23. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
    Ruth
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    As long as both have been sterilized, I have no problem with this.

  24. Bono The Edge
    InkyBlack
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    Potato!

  25. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Darwin fail

  26. Bono The Edge
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    Hey Edge…

    You’re bald and we all know it.

  27. Martin Scorsese The Wold Of Wall Street Set
    cuddles
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    So is this one of those theory of evolution posters in the making?

  28. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    SIN
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    Just one at a time now, I think I’m getting hereroids.

  29. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Shorts
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    Sexy.

  30. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    SIN
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    Hemerroids

  31. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    leesigh3
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    Somewhere in the world a crying male masseuse just took another cold shower.

  32. Daniela Ruah Butt Wetsuit Surfing NCIS
    Mili
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    After 15 minutes looking her ass I realized there’s the batman sing on it

  33. John Travolta Chain Wallet Savages Premiere
    Dr. Cocksider
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    One cock to my room please!

  34. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
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    This is weird. I saw the thumbnail and thought I was going to make a joke about Robin Williams, but I hadn’t seen that Robin Williams was actually in the photo since I was focused on the guy on the right that actually looks more like Robin Williams than Robin WIlliams does in this picture.

  35. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
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    Larry: “So how’s that penis treating you?”
    Jon: “Pretty good. Pretty good”

  36. Jon Hamm Larry David Clear History Set
    it had to be said
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    “Well, I am happy to see you . . . “

  37. Kat Von D Cleavage Tight Dress Deadmau5 Holding Hands
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    Can I be cool if I call myself…

    5parkymcgee?

  38. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Shorts
    it had to be said
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    “Help! I’m trapped!”

  39. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Mili
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    This page needs a camel toe section

  40. Joe Manganiello Beard End Of Watch Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    I had your picture tattooed in my ear in the shape of a cake. Wink-wink!

  41. Daniela Ruah Butt Wetsuit Surfing NCIS
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    I can see my reflection in her ass.

  42. Daniela Ruah Butt Wetsuit Surfing NCIS
    it had to be said
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    Surfing Dita.

  43. Oprah Weight Gain Afro Wig The Butler Set
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    I’ve been looking for a nanny.

  44. Shaun White Booking Photo Charged With Vandalism Public Intoxication
    it had to be said
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    That’s a bruised Tomato right there.

  45. Robin Williams Radioman Laughing The Angriest Man in Brooklyn Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Is this the target demographic for Late Show with David Letterman?

  46. Rose McGowan Cleavage Tank Top Red Sneakers
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Nikes: the sneakers of old has-been actresses

    this is an advertisement for the has been actresses should show some dignity and retire and marry someone.

  47. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Looks delicious.

  48. Kirstie Alley Fat Belly Spandex DWTS
    InkyBlack
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    Well on her way to owning a house full of cats.

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    Ineffective tuck is ineffective.

  50. LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Bikini Chicks NCIS Los Angeles Set
    Mr. Popfarts
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    No Boom Boom for Soul Brotha. Soul Brotha too boo-coo!!! Too Boo-Coo!!

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