Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which definitely skews heavier on the freak show portion than this thing usually does. Starting off is Bono not realizing there’s no hot dog vender at this kind of event (Because remember when he was shirtless and fat in that pic a few weeks ago? I’ll never forget. Ever.), followed by Meredith Vieira looking like she’s also been living in Amanda Bynes‘ car, and finally, Jake Gyllenhaal, who doesn’t always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, it’s through a penis-shaped straw.
Sorry again about the lack of random hotness today, but I left you an Easter egg, which if you feel makes absolutely no sense in the way of reconciling the absence of titties, welcome to your first day reading The Superficial,
- Photo Boy
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Mmmm, shiny.
Creepy bisexual dude!!
Don’t give up, someday your prince will come.
Am I looking at a pudenda or a sanitary towel?
I love the word pudenda, it sounds so good with adjectives like ‘pulsating’ or in this case, ‘protruding.”
‘Pulsating pudenda’? You read porn written by David Cronenberg?
Maybe you should stop staring at Viggo’s flapping Hidalgo from Eastern Promises? Granted, it is a hard image to shake…
You putta pulsating pudenda on da protruding credenza. Bada bing bada boom, in her eye with you big pizza pie..that’s amore!
Jesus Christ.
Sanitary towel? Who even says that any more? You funny white boy.
So glad this pic was taken from this side of the car door.
He is seriously morphing into Bela Lugosi. I wonder if too much dick does that.
Man, dude-in-the-back, jealousy is an ugly thing…
Love Married with Children
Seriously, that guy needs to work on his poker face.
Guy in the back: How come mine isn’t that big?!
I’m not buying what they’re selling.
Well, better that than seeing her clam, I suppose.
I thought Divine had passed away years ago?
The Butter? Seems legit.
“How does this tricky contraption work?”
Just a moment, I have to spit something out.
Ugh… and very funny.
Mmm… her and Kate Beckinsale…
Now wait just a minute! Gay can be interpreted in many different ways.
I think John may have just tasted his own finger.
GINGER RAGE!
You take your longest finger…
I’m not sure if its a flash mob if there are cameras and a hostess and it is being broadcast on TV. But I’m not a hipster, so I might be wrong.
It’s probably an ironic flash mob or some other fuckery.
AND they invited the Gangnam guy!
If they had a mini Burning Man somewhere also in the grove it would really add to their street cred.
Nice.
Out of the way fatty!
My mother always told me:
Looking into a fat lady’s ear is like looking into the anus of God.
As long as both have been sterilized, I have no problem with this.
Potato!
Darwin fail
LMAO
Hey Edge…
You’re bald and we all know it.
He also appears to be grey allover. If you know what I mean?
So is this one of those theory of evolution posters in the making?
Just one at a time now, I think I’m getting hereroids.
Sexy.
Hemerroids
Maybe you could look up the correct spelling. Third time’s a charm!
Somewhere in the world a crying male masseuse just took another cold shower.
After 15 minutes looking her ass I realized there’s the batman sing on it
One cock to my room please!
This is weird. I saw the thumbnail and thought I was going to make a joke about Robin Williams, but I hadn’t seen that Robin Williams was actually in the photo since I was focused on the guy on the right that actually looks more like Robin Williams than Robin WIlliams does in this picture.
Yea, I thought the bearded dude was Robin Williams and the other guy was Robert DeNiro.
I thought the bearded one was Deniro.
Larry: “So how’s that penis treating you?”
Jon: “Pretty good. Pretty good”
Pretty… prettyyyyyy… prettyyy.. pretty good.
“Well, I am happy to see you . . . “
Can I be cool if I call myself…
5parkymcgee?
He wanted Deadmau3. but that was taken by an old lady in Florida.
“Help! I’m trapped!”
This page needs a camel toe section
I had your picture tattooed in my ear in the shape of a cake. Wink-wink!
I can see my reflection in her ass.
Surfing Dita.
I’ve been looking for a nanny.
That’s a bruised Tomato right there.
Is this the target demographic for Late Show with David Letterman?
Nikes: the sneakers of old has-been actresses
this is an advertisement for the has been actresses should show some dignity and retire and marry someone.
“Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”
Looks delicious.
Do you suppose a guy could shine my shoes in that?
Well on her way to owning a house full of cats.
Well on her way to BEING a house full of cats.
wait……..Well on her way to EATING a house full of cats.
She’s on her way to being found eaten in a house of cats.
* in a house FULL of cats.
Ineffective tuck is ineffective.
No Boom Boom for Soul Brotha. Soul Brotha too boo-coo!!! Too Boo-Coo!!
i’m thinking that’s not a vietnamese chick but whatever… It’s beaucoup.
I never thought I would say this, McBeef… But you, my friend, are a douche.