Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which definitely skews heavier on the freak show portion than this thing usually does. Starting off is Bono not realizing there’s no hot dog vender at this kind of event (Because remember when he was shirtless and fat in that pic a few weeks ago? I’ll never forget. Ever.), followed by Meredith Vieira looking like she’s also been living in Amanda Bynes‘ car, and finally, Jake Gyllenhaal, who doesn’t always drink Dos Equis, but when he does, it’s through a penis-shaped straw.
Sorry again about the lack of random hotness today, but I left you an Easter egg, which if you feel makes absolutely no sense in the way of reconciling the absence of titties, welcome to your first day reading The Superficial,
- Photo Boy