Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?
The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,
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“I’ll shay it wonsh more: Kindly remove yourshelf from my SHEET!”
Your mother got paid $1.50 to let me shit in her mouth. Fuck off.
Sir Sean is no Jon Hamm.
That asian lady doesn’t give a shit.
There are no little Asian girls alive that could handle the Hamm hog
Watch more porn.
What are you gonna charge me with? Botoxing?
There was a time when this *might* have been sexy, now it just screams “homeless”.
She’s so punk rock. Especially if your idea of punk rock is something akin to spoiled trust-fund kid filled with suburban angst.
…complaining for the umpteenth time about her boyfriend.
Don’t let the bedazzled mic fool you, buddy. She totally hardcore!
Must be a really formal gathering. She’s wearing pants.
On her way to meet Brigitte in the park.
and Sharon’s got the Popov Vodka money! Party On!
Hey, don’t make fun…back in my drinking days Popov was my fave! It was cheap and it fucked me up.
Of course there were times when I would “celebrate” something (like, maybe, a pickup driving by) and I would splurge for Wolfschmidt.
Looks like her last trick tipped well.
Beautiful….
You must have loved Tron: Legacy. I know I did. I mean the movie sucked just as much as the first Tron but she was smoking hot in that movie.
For sure. I actually liked the visual experience of the movie and she was just amazing looking in it…
MILF
who gives a fuck about tennis? seriously. my fucking cat likes it.
and your cat is an idiot…….probably.
the cat is borderline retarded, even by cat standards.
Actually, your cat is just asleep.
or dead. who can tell?
And me at work without a change of pants.
I guess he wanted to be discreet and put a blanket on the Asian lady while she blows him… A truly classy fellow..
Not bad.
Attention Avril Lavigne: you are 27 years old! – Junior High was over 14 years ago!
Ironically, she now reminds me of a song from junior high…
“You spin me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round, round, round…”
Somewhere a little girl is cold and naked, wondering where her floor-length pink dress went.
That would be a CHUNKY little girl!
Where’s the dog from yesterday’s photo? It better not be stuffed into that suitcase!
Oh geez! Why couldn’t have O.J. finished him off instead?
He looks like freaking Barry Manilo in this picture.
Many important and valuable people die each year….and this waste is still around? WTF!!
I went to a tennis match and an audition broke out.
Classic
I bet the PA’s in the background never dreamed they’d be living the glamorous showbiz life of having celebrities scream at them for getting the wrong brand of coffee.
I see uncle Fester, Gomez and Morticia. Where is Lurch?
the only real winner from the OJ trial.
That’s not true… Just look at Robert Kardashian :)
We would need either ground penetrating radar or a court ordered exhumation to “see” him technically.
Or we can watch his unholy offspring approximately 19 1/2 hours of every day on the E! Network.
R. Kard was doing pretty good before the OJ thing. All those attorneys, prosecutors, expert witnesses, whatever, they all had jobs.
If OJ didn’t hack that woman’s head off Kaelin would still be sleeping on the couch.
Oh, shit!
They’re on their way over to gangang Jedward
She needs to practice her “genuine” smile in the mirror more often.
I guess putting Elmer’s glue on your chin before blowing a guy is ONE way to get a beard…
i thought it was a gorilla mask
(see urban dictionary)
Uhmmm that is disturbing :)
That’s fucking hilarious.
Looks like there aren’t any perks to being Rumor.
Ouch!!!
I’ve come for Trebek.
Good one.
$10,000 says there’s some kale in the bag.
I’ll double down, and say that Kale is organic.
If it were than he wouldn’t look like the walking dead. Haven’t you ever gotten the munchies.
It’s going to take more than some organic kale to fix that Zombie Leto.
That douche is not deserving of being in the presence of Capt. Picard.
Never have 2 guys looked less excited to see 2 women kiss.
I don’t think Joan Rivers qualifies as a woman anymore.
Head FOR DAYS.
Breasts for minutes…maybe seconds…
Yeah, I thought she had some jugglies. What gives?
The illusion of a good bra has fooled many men.
Physically impossible for her to sleep with her eyes closed.
In addition to it being impossible for her to act.
COKE EYEBALLS!
How much does she charge per car wash?
A car.
Here’s the part where the rest of the crowd wonders why he’s delivering a soliloquy.
You know, 10 years ago we could of made one simple anonymous phone call to the FBI to get rid of this guy…
OF FUCKING COURSE he has a Whole Foods bag in his hand.
Actually, I am a little surprised…I would have thought he’d have rejected them by now, dismissing them as ‘sell outs’.
3 different, yet similar reactions to Jon Hamm walking up the stairs.
This famine is the worst.
Please send whatever you can spare.
When that famine thingy happened, I filled six boxes with clothes I don’t wear anymore, pointed at it, and said to my assistant “take them to Lavigne!”.
One is thinking “Tastes like cocaine.” The other is thinking “Tastes like embalming fluid.”
They get the funniest looks from everyone they meet.
Crap We Missed with both Jared Leto and Penn Badgley?
A douche divided against itself cannot stand.
And in the very next moment, every man in the room lost all interest in ever seeing lesbian porn again.
How about I make it out to “Kiss my ass” instead?
I guess if you name your kid “Penn Badgley”, you can’t be surprised when this is what you end up with.
Mommy says I hold her career back!
OH SNAP!
Where’s my funnel.
Not many women look smokin’ hot both skinny and with a little meat on their bones.
Mark, we all loved you in The Avengers. Please don’t ruin it by turning out to be a hipster douche.
-The Internet
Claire Danes is the one emoting.