The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12

September 11th, 2012 // 656 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of beards, we’ve got McLovin, who made himself one out of nut hair and Kelly Osbourne being a pretty ineffective one, since nobody knows exactly who is supposed to be the dude in this relationship. Finally, I have to point out that it’s not often someone gets two pics in TCWM, but how do you choose between Sean Connery either toasting absolutely nobody while wearing a Snuggie or just before reenacting the classic scene in You Only Live Twice, when the entire female population of Asia blows him?

The answer is you don’t. You don’t ever omit either one of those things. Write that down,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    catapostrophe
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    “I’ll shay it wonsh more: Kindly remove yourshelf from my SHEET!”

  2. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    joe
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    Sir Sean is no Jon Hamm.

  3. Sharon Stone
    joe
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    What are you gonna charge me with? Botoxing?

  4. Sharon Stone
    cagster
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    There was a time when this *might* have been sexy, now it just screams “homeless”.

  5. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    joe
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    She’s so punk rock. Especially if your idea of punk rock is something akin to spoiled trust-fund kid filled with suburban angst.

  6. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    joe
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    Must be a really formal gathering. She’s wearing pants.

  7. Sharon Stone
    Billebuoy
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    On her way to meet Brigitte in the park.

    • Schmidtler

      and Sharon’s got the Popov Vodka money! Party On!

      • Hey, don’t make fun…back in my drinking days Popov was my fave! It was cheap and it fucked me up.

        Of course there were times when I would “celebrate” something (like, maybe, a pickup driving by) and I would splurge for Wolfschmidt.

  8. Sharon Stone
    InkyBlack
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    Looks like her last trick tipped well.

  9. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
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    Beautiful….

    • Rico Jones

      You must have loved Tron: Legacy. I know I did. I mean the movie sucked just as much as the first Tron but she was smoking hot in that movie.

  10. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
    Ronaldo
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    MILF

  11. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    who gives a fuck about tennis? seriously. my fucking cat likes it.

  12. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    catapostrophe
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    And me at work without a change of pants.

  13. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
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    I guess he wanted to be discreet and put a blanket on the Asian lady while she blows him… A truly classy fellow..

  14. Kym Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Ronaldo
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    Not bad.

  15. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    Smapdi
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    Attention Avril Lavigne: you are 27 years old! – Junior High was over 14 years ago!

    • Ironically, she now reminds me of a song from junior high…

      “You spin me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round, round, round…”

  16. Serena Williams Huge Butt Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Somewhere a little girl is cold and naked, wondering where her floor-length pink dress went.

  17. Jim Sturgess Fedora Hipster Shirt Beard
    Smapdi
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    Where’s the dog from yesterday’s photo? It better not be stuffed into that suitcase!

  18. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
    Billebuoy
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    Oh geez! Why couldn’t have O.J. finished him off instead?
    He looks like freaking Barry Manilo in this picture.

  19. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
    Ronaldo
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    Many important and valuable people die each year….and this waste is still around? WTF!!

  20. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    it had to be said
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    I went to a tennis match and an audition broke out.

  21. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
    EricLr
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    I bet the PA’s in the background never dreamed they’d be living the glamorous showbiz life of having celebrities scream at them for getting the wrong brand of coffee.

  22. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Kojak
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    I see uncle Fester, Gomez and Morticia. Where is Lurch?

  23. Kato Kaelin Wild For Zumba Girls Bikini
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    the only real winner from the OJ trial.

    • That’s not true… Just look at Robert Kardashian :)

      • BigOkie

        We would need either ground penetrating radar or a court ordered exhumation to “see” him technically.

        Or we can watch his unholy offspring approximately 19 1/2 hours of every day on the E! Network.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        R. Kard was doing pretty good before the OJ thing. All those attorneys, prosecutors, expert witnesses, whatever, they all had jobs.

        If OJ didn’t hack that woman’s head off Kaelin would still be sleeping on the couch.

  24. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Smapdi
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    Oh, shit!

  25. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    InkyBlack
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    She needs to practice her “genuine” smile in the mirror more often.

  26. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
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    I guess putting Elmer’s glue on your chin before blowing a guy is ONE way to get a beard…

  27. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Billebuoy
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    Looks like there aren’t any perks to being Rumor.

  28. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    Ronaldo
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    Ouch!!!

  29. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    EricLr
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    I’ve come for Trebek.

  30. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    catapostrophe
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    $10,000 says there’s some kale in the bag.

  31. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
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    That douche is not deserving of being in the presence of Capt. Picard.

  32. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Never have 2 guys looked less excited to see 2 women kiss.

  33. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Head FOR DAYS.

  34. Winona Ryder The Iceman Premiere TIFF
    cagster
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    Physically impossible for her to sleep with her eyes closed.

  35. Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
    Ronaldo
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    How much does she charge per car wash?

  36. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    EricLr
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    Here’s the part where the rest of the crowd wonders why he’s delivering a soliloquy.

  37. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
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    You know, 10 years ago we could of made one simple anonymous phone call to the FBI to get rid of this guy…

  38. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
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    OF FUCKING COURSE he has a Whole Foods bag in his hand.

    • cc

      Actually, I am a little surprised…I would have thought he’d have rejected them by now, dismissing them as ‘sell outs’.

  39. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    dontkillthemessenger
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    3 different, yet similar reactions to Jon Hamm walking up the stairs.

  40. Avril Lavigne Pink Streak Shaved Hair Fashion Week
    catapostrophe
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    This famine is the worst.

  41. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    EricLr
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    One is thinking “Tastes like cocaine.” The other is thinking “Tastes like embalming fluid.”

  42. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    catapostrophe
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    They get the funniest looks from everyone they meet.

  43. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Crap We Missed with both Jared Leto and Penn Badgley?

    A douche divided against itself cannot stand.

  44. Joan Rivers Paula Abdul Kissing Fashion Week
    Smapdi
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    And in the very next moment, every man in the room lost all interest in ever seeing lesbian porn again.

  45. Liam Neeson Taken 2 Premiere
    EricLr
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    How about I make it out to “Kiss my ass” instead?

  46. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess if you name your kid “Penn Badgley”, you can’t be surprised when this is what you end up with.

  47. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
    EricLr
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    Mommy says I hold her career back!

  48. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
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    Where’s my funnel.

  49. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress
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    Not many women look smokin’ hot both skinny and with a little meat on their bones.

  50. Mark Ruffalo Wife Sunrise Ruffalo Fashion Week
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    Mark, we all loved you in The Avengers. Please don’t ruin it by turning out to be a hipster douche.

    -The Internet

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