The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.4.15
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bookended with Ireland Baldwin, because she was the Fap du Jour™ until she turned 18 years and two days old and the Internet declared her over. Well, she’s not. As long as her Instagram is filled with stuff like this, she’s always welcome here. We’ve also got John Travolta’s eyes doing that thing they do anytime he’s close to his wife’s ass and Redfoo actually fucking drinking 138 Water in front of Charlotte McKinney. I can only assume he chose suicide after hearing her say the words “boyfriend,” “Stephen,” and “Dorff.” He made the right call.
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