The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.30.11

By: The Superficial / August 30, 2011

“I can haz Vienna sausages!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed rife with political martyrdom, more questionable Alexander Skarsgard photos (Does he have a delivery service now? WTF?) and one child‘s desperate attempt to escape a life of famewhorey and bulk purchases of hair wax removal packages. Also, a quick note on today’s Final Five, these pics are two weeks old, but we’re cheap and didn’t feel like paying for them at the time, so enjoy them now in all their free, questionable goodness.

#1 in Bland Cracker Haunches,

– The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdialy, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN