[Ed. Note: Matthew McConaughey looking right at this just made my day. - SW]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is slightly exceptional because it has two shots from yesterday’s taping of Extra. First, above, because just what in the fuck? And second, Geena Davis because who knew she was a goddamn Amazon. We’ve also got the ass that probably ruined Johnny Depp‘s marriage, as well as the ass that will certainly ruin Drew Barrymore‘s.
There’s a special place in judgemental prick hell for me, I know,
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Christopher Walken, 1982.
The opposite of Christopher Reeve IS Christopher Walken.
I have that tank.
Did the Biebs show his load on it, too?
You’re thinking of Gomez, this one dated Zach Efron.
He looks different…gone under the knife perhaps?
I suspect there’s some kind of prosthetic device in his wig that’s pulling his skin back. I remember reading about Joe Pesci’s having that kind of thing for My Cousin Vinny.
I think its a prosthetic head
He has kids. He in a long term relationship. Like any man, this sucks the life out of you.
Oh yeah…he just got married a few months ago. That’ll put a man through some changes.
I think he is preparing for a movie as an aids victim.
lol, he’s playing a coked out i-banker….close enough
…because if there’s one thing a 6′ tall woman needs, it’s platform shoes!
She wanted to intimidate the little fellow…show him who’s boss.
NO…Tony Danza’s the BOSS!!
Jesus Christ.
Judas Priest
I forgot; and Holy Crap
Nice udders.
So when you look like that, what do you tell your kids about how monsters look like?
Will she throw a big party for when the baby gets it’s first ink?
Funny comment, but I had to -1 you for being an apostrophe-tard.
Thanks! More spelling & grammatical atrocitees coming just 4 U.
Atrocities.
Is she turning into the mom hulk?
Apparently the focus ring on her camera goes all the way from Super-Sharp to Just-Use-Your-Imagination.
Let me tell you about the time I dated gulliver , my little oompa loompa.
did she have a baby?
well, if she did and she’s nursing, she’s a complete dumbass for not wearing a bra with nursing pads. wtf? she think she can control that shit with her mind?
thumbs down? what’s to thumb down? the profanity? or the fact that i’m pro-breastfeeding but anti-stupid?
SHUT. UP.
Probably thumbs down because you replied to yourself and then replied to that reply?
Am I the only one that does this? Talks to herself?
Nah, I’m sure that’s not true. Right?
Right:)
Did an animal crawl up and die on top of Baldwin’s head?
It’s his pathetic attempt to look younger. He’s almost 30 years older than his wife and looks every year of it. Dyeing his hair and practicing yoga can only do so much.
At least its a nice dye job!
That’s not Dan Quail?
You can tell she’s refined now… She’s moved up from golden showers to pearl necklaces…
Now that’s funny I don’t; care who you are
Is this just Kate + 1?
auditioning for a Bruce Jenner biopic perhaps?
I totally thought that was Bruce Jenner… or maybe what Bruce was trying to look like.
What Alex is texting : “Dear Daughter, Your mother is viewing some hilarious images on some a phone of some fellow tennis enthusiasts. Can i ask her what it is they are laughing at, or do women your age find that to be overbearing?”
“Dear Dad, Stop calling her my mother. She’s 12 years older than me.”
Gibbs is gonna be mad when he finds out that she stirs all of those DNA samples with her rock-hard nips.
Does he ever just interact with his surroundings, or is life now just Words with Friends all day, every day?
I’m not completely sure who she is, but I’m 2% sure I know what’s soaking her shirt
HA!
I see what you did there.
dude, if i could fan you for that awesome comment i would! good stuff!
Did someone start talking about math?
Seems to be possibly stuck in “Elephant Man” mode.
Exactly what I was thinking. :D
“Unfortunately, Robbie’s *this* big.”
I’m going to assume one of “The Words” is withdrawal and one of them is not shower.
I know it is not good to judge a book by it’s cover, but I think her fashion-sense of late is very indicative of how beat up her inner self currently is.
Everyone is very excited to be at the US open…Alec is just getting frustrated by the Angry Birds
She seems excited to be there.
i think she’s from ncis ( i frequent tv.com) and i also think she’s leaking. that or it’s a funny coincidence. of course it seems womens nipples can more fully develop during pregnancy which make explain those seemingly nice sized ones up there. mmm.
for those who do not know T1 is correct.
I don’t believe Pauley Perrette has ever extruded any young-uns.
The often seen but rarely studied “ass pregnancy” syndrome.
That butt-baby is gonna be huge
“No way! You used to be a homeless crack whore, too?!”
Best comment of the day. Thanks for the laugh.
Must not look at young girls with the wife here. I might start yelling and degrading them and that won’t look good…
If pregnancy is making her ass that big, can I speculate on how she got pregnant?
think she’s having puppies?
Males sent out our 2 best prospects in an effort to get Amber to switch teams.
There’s no switching to be done. She’s on both teams.
If that’s our “2 best prospects”, then it’s competely understandable is she remains a lesbian.
Wow, comment of the decade!!!
Ah, cobra. Always the hardest position to teach the sugar daddy.
Of course she did. It wouldn’t be a day ending in “Y” if Kim wasn’t begging for attention with her only talents hanging out.
Is she a spokesperson for GlamourShots® at the mall now?
Nothing glamorous about getting pissed on by a black dude.
Speak for yourself
So you’re saying it’s glamorous when a white dude pisses on a woman.
If a white dude pisses on a woman it’s sleazy fetish porn. Unless you film it in black and white, then it’s High Art that people will fight over who can praise it higher.
We miss you Mapplethorpe!
GlamourShots! Ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Wannabe Azealia Banks
As a side job, she uses these to cut glass.
Zach: “Derrrrrrrppp”
Blonde: “Heeeeeerderrrr”
Zach:” phlbbbbbbbbb”
Sigh..you gotta wash that stuff out before it dries. I’ve got a hand towel that looks just like those pants.
I’ve got a t-shirt under my bed that’s like a piece of cardboard.
Sorry, mom.
How can Rhianna look so White Trash? She looks like she belongs on Honey Boo Boo…
I’m really tempted to thumb this down just for acknowledging you watch that Honey Boo Boo show. Reeeealllly tempted.
I know, I thought about it afterwards. I’ve really only seen clips of it on The Soup – oh suuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.
Drew Barryconsiderablymore.
Just came to the realization that bongo has the word bong in it. Totally overheated his brain. Must mouth breathe to alleviate.
Photobomb: Jonah Hill
Holy crap! He’s wearing a t-shirt.
You can’t prove that I watched Beverly Hills 90210 for this chick back in the day.
This is my Dane Cook impression. I still have to work on not being funny though.
I actually thought this WAS Dane Cook in the thumbnail.
The girls admire the pic of the US Rower’s boner whilst Alec dreams of stomping paparazzi. Everybody wins.
What a relief. I was afraid that kid would end up inked up and dressing like a stripper.
What else does she do other than hitting the gym all the time??
Geez, there’s no winning, is there? If she lets herself go, everyone piles on. If she goes to the gym too much, she gets flak from the likes of you. Personally, I don’t see any reason to complain that someone is keeping herself fit.
TomFrank, cookie is a Kardashian lover, so she’s obviously fat, dumb and exercise averse.
Oh. I never noticed her before. I guess you chicks pay more attention to your catfight opponents.
Pretty sure she’s new. I don’t care for cat fights, I’d much rather be friends with other women than fight with them. I’ve just noticed her comments like, something about stop it with the “moo” thing, Rob’s hot, Khloe’s cute. THAT’s the shit I’ve noticed. So, naturally, I’m gonna fuck with her. :o)
I have a theory…Cookie = Wookie = ????
With a body type like that, she should be at the gym 24/7.
Apparently she eats.
I’m sure she does her fair share of fucking.