The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.28.12

August 28th, 2012 // 509 Comments

[Ed. Note: Matthew McConaughey looking right at this just made my day. - SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is slightly exceptional because it has two shots from yesterday’s taping of Extra. First, above, because just what in the fuck? And second, Geena Davis because who knew she was a goddamn Amazon. We’ve also got the ass that probably ruined Johnny Depp‘s marriage, as well as the ass that will certainly ruin Drew Barrymore‘s.

There’s a special place in judgemental prick hell for me, I know,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Christopher Walken, 1982.

  2. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    quix
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    I have that tank.

  3. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Cock Dr
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    He looks different…gone under the knife perhaps?

  4. Geena Davis Towers Over Mario Lopez Extra
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    …because if there’s one thing a 6′ tall woman needs, it’s platform shoes!

  5. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    Joe Blow
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    Jesus Christ.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Ralph
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    Nice udders.

  7. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
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    So when you look like that, what do you tell your kids about how monsters look like?

  8. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
    Cock Dr
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    Will she throw a big party for when the baby gets it’s first ink?

  9. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
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    Is she turning into the mom hulk?

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
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    Apparently the focus ring on her camera goes all the way from Super-Sharp to Just-Use-Your-Imagination.

  11. Geena Davis Towers Over Mario Lopez Extra
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    Let me tell you about the time I dated gulliver , my little oompa loompa.

  12. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    hijkmno
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    did she have a baby?

  13. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
    Cock Dr
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    Did an animal crawl up and die on top of Baldwin’s head?

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
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    You can tell she’s refined now… She’s moved up from golden showers to pearl necklaces…

  15. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
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    Is this just Kate + 1?

  16. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    huh?
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    auditioning for a Bruce Jenner biopic perhaps?

  17. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
    rantatonne
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    What Alex is texting : “Dear Daughter, Your mother is viewing some hilarious images on some a phone of some fellow tennis enthusiasts. Can i ask her what it is they are laughing at, or do women your age find that to be overbearing?”

  18. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    JC
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    Gibbs is gonna be mad when he finds out that she stirs all of those DNA samples with her rock-hard nips.

  19. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
    JC
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    Does he ever just interact with his surroundings, or is life now just Words with Friends all day, every day?

  20. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
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    I’m not completely sure who she is, but I’m 2% sure I know what’s soaking her shirt

  21. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    Did someone start talking about math?

  22. Bradley Cooper The Words Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Seems to be possibly stuck in “Elephant Man” mode.

  23. Rihanna Legs Short Shorts
    The Most Interesting
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    “Unfortunately, Robbie’s *this* big.”

  24. Bradley Cooper The Words Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m going to assume one of “The Words” is withdrawal and one of them is not shower.

  25. Rihanna Legs Short Shorts
    rantatonne
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    I know it is not good to judge a book by it’s cover, but I think her fashion-sense of late is very indicative of how beat up her inner self currently is.

  26. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
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    Everyone is very excited to be at the US open…Alec is just getting frustrated by the Angry Birds

  27. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    Contusion
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    She seems excited to be there.

  28. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    T1
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    i think she’s from ncis ( i frequent tv.com) and i also think she’s leaking. that or it’s a funny coincidence. of course it seems womens nipples can more fully develop during pregnancy which make explain those seemingly nice sized ones up there. mmm.

  29. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    Cock Dr
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    The often seen but rarely studied “ass pregnancy” syndrome.

  30. Tulisa Contostavlos Butt Spandex Miniskirt
    The Most Interesting
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    “No way! You used to be a homeless crack whore, too?!”

  31. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
    Inner Retard
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    Must not look at young girls with the wife here. I might start yelling and degrading them and that won’t look good…

  32. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
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    If pregnancy is making her ass that big, can I speculate on how she got pregnant?

  33. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Males sent out our 2 best prospects in an effort to get Amber to switch teams.

  34. Dominica Westling Sports Bra Booty Shorts
    The Most Interesting
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    Ah, cobra. Always the hardest position to teach the sugar daddy.

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
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    Of course she did. It wouldn’t be a day ending in “Y” if Kim wasn’t begging for attention with her only talents hanging out.

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Pearls Twitter
    Contusion
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    Is she a spokesperson for GlamourShots® at the mall now?

  37. Rihanna Legs Short Shorts
    Dhaddo
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    Wannabe Azealia Banks

  38. Pauley Perrette Nipples Wet Spot Extra
    Perplexity
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    As a side job, she uses these to cut glass.

  39. Zach Braff US Open
    Dina Crackwhore
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    Zach: “Derrrrrrrppp”
    Blonde: “Heeeeeerderrrr”
    Zach:” phlbbbbbbbbb”

  40. Lindsay Price Sweaty Yoga Pants
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    Sigh..you gotta wash that stuff out before it dries. I’ve got a hand towel that looks just like those pants.

  41. Rihanna Legs Short Shorts
    YoMamma
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    How can Rhianna look so White Trash? She looks like she belongs on Honey Boo Boo…

    • I’m really tempted to thumb this down just for acknowledging you watch that Honey Boo Boo show. Reeeealllly tempted.

      • YoMamma

        I know, I thought about it afterwards. I’ve really only seen clips of it on The Soup – oh suuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.

  42. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Weight Gain Butt Sweatpants
    catapostrophe
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    Drew Barryconsiderablymore.

  43. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Perplexity
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    Just came to the realization that bongo has the word bong in it. Totally overheated his brain. Must mouth breathe to alleviate.

  44. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
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    Photobomb: Jonah Hill

  45. Matthew McConaughey Skinny The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    userofalltrades
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    Holy crap! He’s wearing a t-shirt.

  46. Lindsay Price Sweaty Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You can’t prove that I watched Beverly Hills 90210 for this chick back in the day.

  47. Bradley Cooper The Words Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    This is my Dane Cook impression. I still have to work on not being funny though.

  48. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas US Open
    Perplexity
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    The girls admire the pic of the US Rower’s boner whilst Alec dreams of stomping paparazzi. Everybody wins.

  49. Pink Bra Underwear See Through Dress Barefoot Holding Daugther Willow
    it had to be said
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    What a relief. I was afraid that kid would end up inked up and dressing like a stripper.

  50. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts Tank Top
    Cookie
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    What else does she do other than hitting the gym all the time??

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