“He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to JWoww, hasn’t killed herself, somebody forgot you never go full Bradley Cooper, and finally, we spot three certified poonhounds prowling for DTF sluts just as they spot the kind Adam’s apples they’ve been cruisin’ for.
You asked for more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, right? Though so,
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“Follow the Yellow Brick Road…”
I suddenly have the worst craving for milk.
Since when did Dead Island zombies come to real life?
Someone’s been romancing the barber.
I wonder if she’s a complete idiot.
Zorched.
Stay perfectly still, their sight is based on movement :O
its like if fez from that 70s show had all of his brothers come visit..
get that bitch a bigger ass and she is coco’s protege
That’s some avant-garde, cutting-edge slouching.
“Papa, can you hear me?”
her weight goes up and down faster than…
Louie you slut. Nice move.
It’s the age old mathematical riddle that the great minds of this planet have been trying to fathom for centuries… when do 3 cocks equal ONE GIANT VAGINA???
I’m guessing by the butterfly shirt he’s a fan of Shia LaDouche. I bet that’s a secret message just for him.
pregnant??
Some people should be aborted after entering puberty.
That face desperately needed those giant tits as a distraction.
Legs.
What an attractive crowd.
Kelly, tricep dips. Do them now before it’s too late.
fukin fur-bitch! i hope she gets eaten by a bear.
Why is George Zimmerman hugging the Hoff?
Its Leisure Suit Larry!!!!!
Nope, not gay at all.
Looks like she’s beating bulimia.
That is one hot little bitch!
Who’s the fat broad in the yoga pants though?
My Ego is as Big as All Outdoors!
You Morons have no idea how a big nose makes it easier for women to breath, while giving head.
Always been High on my list of Yes, Yes I would
It’s Just too easy!
And your little dog, too!!!
Jonas Brothers dad?
Lovers’ quarrel.
I’m not sure if hot sex will follow this one, though…
The joys of motherhood?
I’d much rather be myself on my shittiest-looking day.
Thanks.
Seriously looks like a group interview at the Starbucks by my house.
Lovely!
She can’t sing and I’m not sure why she’s still making random public appearances like that but I would have absolutely no problem with penetrating her anus if she asked. She’s hot!
Robyn (the singer) is not an acceptable fashion inspiration.
Jennifer Grey: “Hi ! Can I borrow a little of your nose to be a movie star again ?”
Mayim Bialik: “Take what you need, I have plenty of chin too”
Jennifer Grey: “No that’s ok, I’ve already ask Rummer, but thanks”
“Excuse me… My fiancee’ is crazy , and I need a green card…”
She look like a man.
somewhere madonna must be laughing
The ambiguously gay trio.