The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.21.12

August 21st, 2012 // 467 Comments

“He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to JWoww, hasn’t killed herself, somebody forgot you never go full Bradley Cooper, and finally, we spot three certified poonhounds prowling for DTF sluts just as they spot the kind Adam’s apples they’ve been cruisin’ for.

You asked for more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, right? Though so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mayim Bialik Cast
    tlmck
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    “Follow the Yellow Brick Road…”

  2. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
    cuddles
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    I suddenly have the worst craving for milk.

  3. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Since when did Dead Island zombies come to real life?

  4. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Someone’s been romancing the barber.

  5. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    catapostrophe
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    I wonder if she’s a complete idiot.

  6. Bradley Cooper Backwards Hat
    catapostrophe
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    Zorched.

  7. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    Stay perfectly still, their sight is based on movement :O

  8. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    downwithmuffins
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    its like if fez from that 70s show had all of his brothers come visit..

  9. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    downwithmuffins
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    get that bitch a bigger ass and she is coco’s protege

  10. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    catapostrophe
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    That’s some avant-garde, cutting-edge slouching.

  11. Bradley Cooper Backwards Hat
    hijkmno
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    “Papa, can you hear me?”

  12. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    hijkmno
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    her weight goes up and down faster than…

  13. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Louie Spence
    SFRowGuy
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    Louie you slut. Nice move.

  14. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    It’s the age old mathematical riddle that the great minds of this planet have been trying to fathom for centuries… when do 3 cocks equal ONE GIANT VAGINA???

  15. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    your mom
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    I’m guessing by the butterfly shirt he’s a fan of Shia LaDouche. I bet that’s a secret message just for him.

  16. Kate Upton Exercise Clothes Walking Dog
    your mom
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    pregnant??

  17. Mayim Bialik Cast
    You're my bitch
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    Some people should be aborted after entering puberty.

  18. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
    You're my bitch
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    That face desperately needed those giant tits as a distraction.

  19. Emmanuelle Chriqui Butt Legs Cut Off Jean Shorts
    You're my bitch
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    Legs.

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    You're my bitch
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    What an attractive crowd.

  21. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    You're my bitch
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    Kelly, tricep dips. Do them now before it’s too late.

  22. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    liz
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    fukin fur-bitch! i hope she gets eaten by a bear.

  23. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Louie Spence
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    Why is George Zimmerman hugging the Hoff?

  24. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
    squishy
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    Its Leisure Suit Larry!!!!!

  25. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Quijibo
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    Nope, not gay at all.

  26. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    Quijibo
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    Looks like she’s beating bulimia.

  27. Kate Upton Exercise Clothes Walking Dog
    Schmidtler
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    That is one hot little bitch!
    Who’s the fat broad in the yoga pants though?

  28. Heidi Klum Bikini Twitter
    coyote
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    My Ego is as Big as All Outdoors!

  29. Mayim Bialik Cast
    coyote
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    You Morons have no idea how a big nose makes it easier for women to breath, while giving head.

  30. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage Halter Dress
    coyote
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    Always been High on my list of Yes, Yes I would

  31. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    coyote
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    It’s Just too easy!

  32. Mayim Bialik Cast
    journalschism
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    And your little dog, too!!!

  33. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
    cagster
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    Jonas Brothers dad?

  34. Jason Segel Michelle Williams Hiding Face
    Blech
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    Lovers’ quarrel.

    I’m not sure if hot sex will follow this one, though…

  35. Geri Halliwell Legs Jumper Daughter Bluebell Madonna
    Blech
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    The joys of motherhood?

  36. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
    Blech
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    I’d much rather be myself on my shittiest-looking day.

    Thanks.

  37. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    Seriously looks like a group interview at the Starbucks by my house.

  38. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Blech
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    Lovely!

  39. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress
    Melvin
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    She can’t sing and I’m not sure why she’s still making random public appearances like that but I would have absolutely no problem with penetrating her anus if she asked. She’s hot!

  40. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    steen
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    Robyn (the singer) is not an acceptable fashion inspiration.

  41. Mayim Bialik Cast
    MoNikita
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    Jennifer Grey: “Hi ! Can I borrow a little of your nose to be a movie star again ?”
    Mayim Bialik: “Take what you need, I have plenty of chin too”
    Jennifer Grey: “No that’s ok, I’ve already ask Rummer, but thanks”

  42. Liam Hemsworth Amber Heard Paranoia Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Excuse me… My fiancee’ is crazy , and I need a green card…”

  43. Mayim Bialik Cast
    Ms. Swan
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    She look like a man.

  44. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    mems
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    somewhere madonna must be laughing

  45. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Axy
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    The ambiguously gay trio.

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