The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.21.12

August 21st, 2012 // 467 Comments

“He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to JWoww, hasn’t killed herself, somebody forgot you never go full Bradley Cooper, and finally, we spot three certified poonhounds prowling for DTF sluts just as they spot the kind Adam’s apples they’ve been cruisin’ for.

You asked for more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, right? Though so,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    flaT
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    Fuck, all I can think is DOG FACE, but I just can’t figure out a breed, someone help me.

  2. Hilary Duff
    flaT
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    Looking better already

  3. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Joan Rivers thinks this dress accentuates the crack of that ass nicely.

  4. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    Aw, the little one got the scabies.

  5. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
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    Derelicte.

  6. Hilary Duff
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Is that hair gel?

  7. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Louie Spence
    it had to be said
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    Step one up Mount Hoff.

  8. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
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    Fair is FAIR!

  9. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    it had to be said
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    I hope they legalize gay marriage so the Jonas parents can go to their sons’ weddings.

  10. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
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    She has a yeasty over-hang. And not necessarily in her pants.

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Is that the Haynes T-shirt convention? I was meaning to go there.

  12. Jennifer Hawkins Lingerie Runway
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Prominent xyphoid process

  13. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    it had to be said
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    Nice carpet in that joint. Is she turning tricks over at the foreclosed house on Elm?

  14. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Cock Dr
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    So if you had a tween daughter would be be healthier for her to be sexually fantasizing over these doofuses or the Maple Christ?

  15. Jason Segel Michelle Williams Hiding Face
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    There’s a look of shame if I’ve ever seen it.

  16. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    talented.

  17. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Louie Spence
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    Gaywatch.

  18. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
    it had to be said
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    Poor Lithuania. First Hitler, then Stalin, now this.

  19. Hayley Roberts David Hasselhoff Louie Spence
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    (Spanish accent):
    Since I was just a small boy in the clubs of Mejico, I always dreamed of coming here, becoming a male prostitute and meeting my idol David Hasselhoff…
    I have now accomplished my dream…
    I have to go, I have a 3:00 pm with John Travolta.

  20. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Contusion
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    Get all the new fashions for back-to-school at J.C. Penney’s!

  21. Mayim Bialik Cast
    Rico Jones
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    She is beyond ugly and she lets her kid shit all over the place.

  22. Alyson Hannigan Cleavage Halter Dress
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    Never thought anybody would *single white female* Debra Messing.

  23. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
    it had to be said
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    This movie would be awesome if he played Liberace as Gordon Gecko throughout.

    • Hugh Evers

      Damn the jitters! That was an up not a down.

      Liberace was just one meeting away from Michele Bachmann’s husband from being cured. It’s sad actually. Dude works miracles.

  24. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    I can literally smell the aroma of manliness…
    -No one

  25. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    Contusion
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    Every Saturday night in Kentucky.

  26. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
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    Hey, what’s on your mind?

    What do you mean?

  27. Bradley Cooper Backwards Hat
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    Looks like he’s auditioning for a remake of the Flying Nun.

  28. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
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    What’s the little holder for on his seat? Oh right… Damon’s balls…

  29. Heidi Klum Bikini Twitter
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    C’mon, Heidi! Even I look good in the dark!

  30. Lady Gaga Legs Short Shorts Panty Flash Bra See Through Shirt
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    Looks like Aunt Gaga showed up for the bar mitzvah.

  31. Lucy Pinder Cleavage
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    To enter the red carpet your cleavage must be at least two inches. Oh, a VIP, I see.

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    Her yamyams are getting smooshed. Needs ta let ‘em out.

  33. Jason Segel Michelle Williams Hiding Face
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    Did she give him the black eye, or was that a masturbation accident?

  34. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Contusion
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    “Would you like to try out my new glory hole?”

  35. Jason Segel Michelle Williams Hiding Face
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    A baby being tended to by a stranger.
    A blonde doing the walk of shame..
    If her hair was just a bit shorter, I’d swear this was January Jones…

  36. Mayim Bialik Cast
    Doo Doo Brown
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    hatchet-face!

  37. Geri Halliwell Legs Jumper Daughter Bluebell Madonna
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    “Bluebell Madonna.”

    Does Britain not have Child Protective Services?

    • Gin&Tonic

      true fact: the royal society for the prevention of cruelty to animals was founded in the uk in 1824 and it wasn’t until 1895 when a similar organization was made for children.
      ***the more you know***

      ps. If anyone wants to make some dog-faced british chicks jokes the floors now wide open for you

      • Whoopi

        Jokes aside. You think “Blueball Madonna” is just a “stage” name, just to protect the poor girl’s true identity?

  38. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    The least gay one seems to have left the price tag on his orange pants!

  39. Kate Upton Exercise Clothes Walking Dog
    Doo Doo Brown
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    probably one of the most overrated broads EVERRRRR.

    • They said the same thing about your mom but she’s still popular.
      [img]http://www.lolbrary.com/content/26/aerial-view-of-your-moms-house-25026.png[/img]

  40. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress
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    I’m sorry. I didn’t realize someone gave her another 15 minutes.

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    How are you at dusting…MY WEINER?

  42. Hilary Duff
    Doo Doo Brown
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    enough Duff, who’s the cutie on the right?

  43. Heidi Klum Bikini Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    wonder where she got the camera to take this with

  44. Michael Douglas Liberace Costume Behind The Candelabra Set
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    They should change the name to “Upon the Candelabra”

  45. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    She’s the limey version of that Audrina bitch. With the same dead eyes. Too be fair though, her bolt on fakers are a thousand times better.

    • Raaaaaaaa

      She’s what Phoebe Price thinks she looks like

    • kimmykimkim

      Audrina? Do you mean, shit…umm, whatsherbitch…the O’Day bitch. Aubrey? Is that her name? Meh, who cares. Pretty sure O’Day’s are real. Cuz they sag like she’s been breast feeding for the past 17 years straight. They are the worst tits ever. Ever.

  46. Amy Childs Cleavage Fragrance Promotion
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    Someone should stop giving her quaaludes before the photo shoot.

  47. Mayim Bialik Cast
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    Well, you really have to hand it to her for…oh…uh…nevermind.

  48. Miley Cyrus Bra See Through Shirt New Haircut Twitter
    Smapdi
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    She’s on the bullet train to bipolar town.

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    The Pope
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    “So do you clean homes professionally or just for fun?”

  50. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    I didn’t realize Spanx were now just part of the outfit.

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