“He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to JWoww, hasn’t killed herself, somebody forgot you never go full Bradley Cooper, and finally, we spot three certified poonhounds prowling for DTF sluts just as they spot the kind Adam’s apples they’ve been cruisin’ for.
You asked for more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, right? Though so,
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