“He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to JWoww, hasn’t killed herself, somebody forgot you never go full Bradley Cooper, and finally, we spot three certified poonhounds prowling for DTF sluts just as they spot the kind Adam’s apples they’ve been cruisin’ for.
You asked for more Kelly Brook in the Final Five, right? Though so,
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Fuck, all I can think is DOG FACE, but I just can’t figure out a breed, someone help me.
Schnauzer? :)
airdale terrier?
Here you go: http://www.dogfamily.org/tag/bull-terrier-2
Afghan fucking hound…gggrrrr-woof
Belgian Airhead
Spaniel.
kermit
Looking better already
Joan Rivers thinks this dress accentuates the crack of that ass nicely.
Aw, the little one got the scabies.
Derelicte.
my balls.
Is that hair gel?
Step one up Mount Hoff.
Fair is FAIR!
+1 for the Legend of Billy Jean reference.
I hope they legalize gay marriage so the Jonas parents can go to their sons’ weddings.
She has a yeasty over-hang. And not necessarily in her pants.
Is that the Haynes T-shirt convention? I was meaning to go there.
Prominent xyphoid process
Dan Quayle?
and my educational activity of the day: typing what you just said into google. thanks McBeef for making me smarter!
i’d like to give her some extra bone
Lingerie makes anatomy fun
Haha the xyphoid was the first thing I noticed too. How has that not snapped off by now?
Nice carpet in that joint. Is she turning tricks over at the foreclosed house on Elm?
Kreuger’s place?
So if you had a tween daughter would be be healthier for her to be sexually fantasizing over these doofuses or the Maple Christ?
Why can’t Fabio (or his current equivalent) be in the mix?
There’s a look of shame if I’ve ever seen it.
talented.
Gaywatch.
Poor Lithuania. First Hitler, then Stalin, now this.
(Spanish accent):
Since I was just a small boy in the clubs of Mejico, I always dreamed of coming here, becoming a male prostitute and meeting my idol David Hasselhoff…
I have now accomplished my dream…
I have to go, I have a 3:00 pm with John Travolta.
Get all the new fashions for back-to-school at J.C. Penney’s!
nailed it!
There is a curious lack of belts in the Jonas Bros. collection.
She is beyond ugly and she lets her kid shit all over the place.
Never thought anybody would *single white female* Debra Messing.
This movie would be awesome if he played Liberace as Gordon Gecko throughout.
Damn the jitters! That was an up not a down.
Liberace was just one meeting away from Michele Bachmann’s husband from being cured. It’s sad actually. Dude works miracles.
Beer’s good for the DTs. A PBR would even work.
I can literally smell the aroma of manliness…
-No one
Every Saturday night in Kentucky.
Hey, what’s on your mind?
What do you mean?
Looks like he’s auditioning for a remake of the Flying Nun.
Or an emu.
What’s the little holder for on his seat? Oh right… Damon’s balls…
C’mon, Heidi! Even I look good in the dark!
Looks like Aunt Gaga showed up for the bar mitzvah.
Haha!
To enter the red carpet your cleavage must be at least two inches. Oh, a VIP, I see.
Her yamyams are getting smooshed. Needs ta let ‘em out.
Snort, “yamyams”. :)
Totally calling mine yamyams now. And I’m mostly “not” stoned right now so I should be able to remember this.
Haha! Fuckin yamyams!! I lurve you, Cranny! (in a sisterly, non-lesbiany sorta way. I mean, unless…no? Ok, fine.)
hehehe Aw! I lurve you beck! :D
That’s ‘back’ with an accent. Possibly Sarth Efrican. :D
Hey girls, the doctor made me whip them out. Not impressed. :)
Did she give him the black eye, or was that a masturbation accident?
“Would you like to try out my new glory hole?”
A baby being tended to by a stranger.
A blonde doing the walk of shame..
If her hair was just a bit shorter, I’d swear this was January Jones…
hatchet-face!
She has the face of “Joker”. Joker’s twin sister?
“Bluebell Madonna.”
Does Britain not have Child Protective Services?
true fact: the royal society for the prevention of cruelty to animals was founded in the uk in 1824 and it wasn’t until 1895 when a similar organization was made for children.
***the more you know***
ps. If anyone wants to make some dog-faced british chicks jokes the floors now wide open for you
Jokes aside. You think “Blueball Madonna” is just a “stage” name, just to protect the poor girl’s true identity?
The least gay one seems to have left the price tag on his orange pants!
If you zoom, you can see that it’s not a tag, but a phone clip. Which is even funnier. He has it clipped inside his pocket.
probably one of the most overrated broads EVERRRRR.
They said the same thing about your mom but she’s still popular.
[img]http://www.lolbrary.com/content/26/aerial-view-of-your-moms-house-25026.png[/img]
I’m sorry. I didn’t realize someone gave her another 15 minutes.
I’d giver her all day. She’s hot.
How are you at dusting…MY WEINER?
Love it! Could also go with “MY SCHNITZEL!” or “MY BRATWURST!”
enough Duff, who’s the cutie on the right?
A 20th Century Fox exec. Someone put her name up on the Just Jared comments.
That can not be a studio exec. She looks pretty and alive and semi-intelligent.
On the other hand, she also looks Jewish.
I had to go look it up.
Stephanie Herman
wonder where she got the camera to take this with
They should change the name to “Upon the Candelabra”
“The Candelabra Within”
She’s the limey version of that Audrina bitch. With the same dead eyes. Too be fair though, her bolt on fakers are a thousand times better.
She’s what Phoebe Price thinks she looks like
Audrina? Do you mean, shit…umm, whatsherbitch…the O’Day bitch. Aubrey? Is that her name? Meh, who cares. Pretty sure O’Day’s are real. Cuz they sag like she’s been breast feeding for the past 17 years straight. They are the worst tits ever. Ever.
Someone should stop giving her quaaludes before the photo shoot.
Well, you really have to hand it to her for…oh…uh…nevermind.
She’s on the bullet train to bipolar town.
“So do you clean homes professionally or just for fun?”
I didn’t realize Spanx were now just part of the outfit.