The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.2.11

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which has experienced a slight delay on account of Chrissy Teigen in her underwear and me frothing at the mouth over how in the year 2011 not educating kids is somehow a viable political position. I’m very professional. Long story short, Jasmine Waltz is in a bikini at the end, and she looks like a hotter, less crazy Megan Fox who apparently bangs dudes that look like David Arquette. (Okay, so maybe not completely less crazy.)

I’m a weaver of fantasy,

- The Superficial

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