The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.16.11

August 16th, 2011 // 537 Comments

Remember that time Chris had a talking pimple on Family Guy? Enough said.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Suri Cruise giving bitches the eye for talkin’ shit ’bout her daddy’s religion, LeAnn Rimes at the exact moment she realizes this bar serves food – “The smell has calories, too, you guys!” – and Patrick Wilson looking like he just got blown by a Smurf. Let’s assume Brainy.

This time a German woman’s eyes say it all about a black guy without us even seeing them,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
    Lemmiwinks
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    Toe Jam!

  2. guy rossi

    Wait, I can read lips…its saying “See you next Wednesday”…huh?

  3. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
    DogBoy
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    she might need to launder those yoga pants after that Super-Mega-C-Toe

  4. Danny DeVito
    Lemmiwinks
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    Prior to reading the caption I thought I was looking at a recent picture of Bill Shatner.

  5. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
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    We’re going iiinnnnn!!! We have Debris! I repeat! We have debris!!

  6. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
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    I’m gonna jam out with my clam out.

  7. Keanu Reeves
    DogBoy
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    Can’t wait for the “Long-Line Sad Keanu” meme

  8. LeAnn Rimes
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    Is that her on the left? Looking good.

  9. Danny DeVito
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    “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get out. The sign says you must be at least 40″ tall to ride.”

  10. Keanu Reeves
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    There is no line.

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    DeucePickle
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    I’ve still got those rings you’ve been wanting to give me.
    Oh, and a bear claw.

  12. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    DogBoy
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    “performing” what? an at-sea douche?

  13. Jeff Bridges
    Ramon
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    The dude abides…

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Lemmiwinks
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    Car seat: “Would someone please call my chiropractor?”

  15. Jeff Bridges
    Kayne East
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    OOOOH, are those pot brownies?

  16. George Lucas Daughter Amanda Lucas MMA
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    Guess she’s finally tired of all the “Your dad messed up Star Wars!” comments.

  17. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
    Hez
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    Feed me Seymour!

  18. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
    Mr. Fuck You
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    Helen’s Chunt

  19. Suri Cruise
    Eddie
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    Looks like Katie dressed up Tom again, thinking he was Suri. Poor guy

  20. Robert De Niro
    shmoolie
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    Looks like Spielberg

  21. George Lucas Daughter Amanda Lucas MMA
    Commented on this photo:

    Well.. at least we know where the physical inspiration for Jar Jar came from…

  22. Anne Hathaway
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    Guess she had to check her ego.

  23. Seal Speedo Heidi Klum Bikini
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    “Seal in Sardinia.”

    I really like the way that sounds.

  24. Robert Blake
    DogBoy
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    it’s what all the… murderous turtles who have escaped their shells… are wearing this season

  25. Patrick Wilson
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    “Where’s smug-smurf going?”

  26. Rod Stewart
    Lion O
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    Son, I’ll be dead before you start high school. Take care of your mum for me.

  27. Seal Speedo Heidi Klum Bikini
    Eddie
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Flipper or Willy in Seal’s speedos?

  28. Seal Speedo Heidi Klum Bikini
    Lemmiwinks
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    Kinda small package for a big man…

  29. Patrick Wilson
    Mike Walker
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    Looks like he just finished a shift on World News Now.

  30. Danny DeVito
    Arizona Ken
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    We have the map from the Supreme Being!

  31. Robert Blake
    Kayne East
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    If you’re going for the “hardass” look, the last thing you want to accessorize with is a Starbucks with not one but TWO sleeves.

  32. Jason Momoa
    Lion O
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    Fruity looking Conan is weaksauce.

  33. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
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    Nothing about that says “tight”…well, except for the pants.

  34. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Cardinal Ximenez
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    Performing meaning – she’s a high dollar escort. Seriously what is up with this chick? Everytime she is photographed she is digging at her crotch. Obviously that comes with the nature of the job. There is no way she made enough money in her short lived career to pay for her lifestyle. She’s obviously a cock toy for rich yacht owner _______ insert name, of the month.

  35. Suri Cruise
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    This shit is sick. Now he’s making her breastfeed him?

  36. Keanu Reeves
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    Jim Carrie’s lost a few pounds.

  37. Keanu Reeves
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    The man is a master of the vacant eyed, slightly confused, thousand yard stare…he never breaks character.

  38. Rod Stewart
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    Why is that kid embarrassed to walk with his great grandpop?

  39. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
    Kim
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    Your
    Orifice
    Gains
    Attention

  40. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
    Howie
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    Hey it’s Helen Cunt!!!!!

  41. Seal Speedo Heidi Klum Bikini
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    “Yeah, I totally banged a supermodel!”

  42. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    I’d think lounging on a billionaires yacht being called “performing” would be insulting to most prostit…I mean models.

  43. Keanu Reeves
    Tanzarian
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    Needs more Keanu.

  44. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
    Howie
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    Hey it’s Helen Cunt!!!!

  45. Suri Cruise
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    That kid is going to be a serial killer.

  46. Robert De Niro
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    I totally thought it was Spielberg too…I actually thought the caption was wrong.

  47. Rod Stewart
    Drew
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    Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be seen with him either.

  48. Helen Hunt Camel Toe
    Howie
    Commented on this photo:

    echo echo echo

  49. Seal Speedo Heidi Klum Bikini
    Kim
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    Put that Norwegian racist in a room with him for 15 minutes.

  50. George Lucas Daughter Amanda Lucas MMA
    Tanzarian
    Commented on this photo:

    MMA, or MMA not. There is no try.

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