The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.13.13

August 13th, 2013 // 389 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a special edition you would call it if you weighted this feature with the type of over importance that I do because its got back-to-back doubles of Terrence Howard and Doutzen Kroes. You don’t choose between those, you just upload them and watch the Internet unicorn you’ve created tap dance across a rainbow. It’s clear that I’ve embraced the fact that you all just come here for the butts, and no longer read anything down here, right?

Glad we’re on the same page,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    “trying too hard”, look it up dipshit

  2. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    well it looks like someone is showing off their engagement ring

    • She has an engagement ring?

      • emma watson's vagina

        yeah you can tell by the ring on there which is holding the camera.i wouldn’t be surprised if it was a fake one. As I doubt she would take a pic like this and state she was single. last husband she was married to was a bellhop at a hotel and made about $400 a week. they married because he knocked her up. she had a prenup where no one could sue for spousal support if they were married less than 7 years. they divorced after 5 years and she sued him for spousal support in the divorce hearings. so he had to go to court and tell them she made $500K that year from the playboy shoot and the few epiosdes of Charmed she did. while he went back to work with his old salary back(as when they were married he was a stay at home dad.) as her salary was enough for the divorce hearings. hopefully this was just a revenge thing over getting divorced.
        and when she had her official Myspace account it was very messy over there when the divorce happened. kept on insisting on there they were still together until celebnews sites were reporting it. then she totally deleted her fan myspace account and soon her private ones.

        I’ll tell you one thing. if I ever fucked her I would be afraid to leave her. that fuck would be my vow of loyality.

    • CP

      I can’t make out any ring on that hand. You realize it’s not the camera hand right?

  3. Rihanna Pot Leaf Purse
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    How many of those legendary coaches on her shirt do you think she can name? Lombardi would have bitch slapped her.

  4. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    Cordy has aged very, very well.

  5. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    Hugh Jazz
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT’s the Britain I know.

  6. Pope Francis Exchanging Gifts With Gianluigi Buffon
    Commented on this photo:

    {talking through teeth}

    “…how many boys do you want me to send to your hotel room tonight for this?”

    “…3….but I want them alive this time”

    “it will be done”

  7. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Instant confidence booster, this guy….instant

  8. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
    Commented on this photo:

    well this is definitely different than he normally texts to his female friends.

    • Looks like he’s going to more and more extremes.

      Is nothing sacred, Weiner? Putting crotch shots of your child on the internets? I hope your weiner thanks you, Weiner!

  9. Scott Disick Extremely Close To Another Man On Balcony
    Commented on this photo:

    nothing says class like posting a pic of getting a handjob from your boyfriend.

  10. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
    Alison
    Commented on this photo:

    Schwing.

  11. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Yoko Ono had breast implants.

  12. Pope Francis Exchanging Gifts With Gianluigi Buffon
    JungleRed
    Commented on this photo:

    For you, Papa. It belonged to Jerry Sandusky.

  13. Doutzen Kroes Butt Bikini Raft Pool Instagram
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    A floating sex toy! Now, I wish I’d thought of that!

  14. Kevin Jonas Skinny Jeans Cuffed At Bottom
    Commented on this photo:

    “um, yes, I’ll take 4 of the infants sportswear bottoms. Pink please. Just leave them outside for me, I’m..uhhh, in a hurry this time. The money will be in the usual place.”

  15. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve come to the conclusion that nothing can kill this guy. We should clone him and create an army of sweaty junkies to unleash on Al Queda.

  16. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
    JungleRed
    Commented on this photo:

    Ten bucks says his dick’s out behind that stroller.

  17. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    JW
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope one of those people is trying to give him a tooth brush…

  18. Cuba Gooding Jr Hugging Lee Daniels The Butler Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one of these dudes is Tyler Perry?

    I’m white.

  19. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe they should have called HER “Buffy”!

  20. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
    Cuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the biggest wookie wallet I’ve ever seen!

  21. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Welp. I can’t unsee that.

  22. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
    Commented on this photo:

    You’d think he’d stop using his phone in public…just because.

  23. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that Don Cheadle over there laughing at me again?”

  24. Scott Disick Extremely Close To Another Man On Balcony
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he holding a Fleshlight?

  25. Alec Baldwin Making Dogs Kiss Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ohhhh…it’s OKayyy Daisy and Fluffy, you can pee on my $900 Italian loafers….I dont EVEN CARE. Its not like Im going to fucking smash your heads together when we get home and COOK YOU IN THE OVEN TONIGHT!!!”

    “….*when* are you divorcing him again…..?”

  26. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    “If I tuck this towel in, no one will notice my dress socks.”

  27. Rihanna Pot Leaf Purse
    JungleRed
    Commented on this photo:

    We get it, Rihanna. You like weed.

  28. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
    Mr. Sensitive
    Commented on this photo:

    Madonna has to tour every year to pay for the electrolysis.

  29. Anthony Weiner Texting While Pushing Son In Stroller
    Cuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Daddy, what keeps hitting me in the back of the head?”

    “Don’t worry about it, son. It’ll stop as soon as I put my phone away.”

    “So I’ll just get used to it like Mommy?”

    “I’m proud of you, son.”

  30. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Dress Thong Chef Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Knew this ass before I even read the caption, she’s the pride of mankind if you ask me

  31. Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
    Lamar
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those zippers or stretch marks?

  32. Lourdes Leon Cleavage Bra Legs Short Shorts
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s cute but she should go to an orthodontist and get a gap like her Mom has.

  33. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. I’d be surprised to see him alive in a few years.

  34. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Failed Drug Test
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re just tall enough to ride our new rollercoaster, the Methamphetamine!”

  35. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    The hands don’t lie.

  36. Pope Francis Exchanging Gifts With Gianluigi Buffon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thank-a you for letting me handle your balls.”

  37. Alec Baldwin Making Dogs Kiss Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Huge Pregnant Belly
    Grace
    Commented on this photo:

    Mate, doggies, mate, damnit!

  38. Scott Disick Extremely Close To Another Man On Balcony
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fuck me……it’s John Travolta. And he looks *really* happy.”

    “How did he know??”

    “I dont know. But it’s time to be soldiers.”

  39. Jennifer Coolidge Sloppy Cleavage Austenland Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    I honestly would.

    If the air conditioning was really kicking.

  40. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    Quite the clotheshorse, isn’t he?

  41. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are pretty good teeth for a Brit.

  42. Doutzen Kroes Butt Bikini Raft Pool Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, Jake the Dog is banging the SHIT out of her.

  43. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    By mistake, Mr. Best wandered into a dental convention and was instantly swarmed by dentists looking to set them self up for LIFE!

  44. Terrence Howard Exercise Clothes Linen Shirt Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck, Russell Brand has a clothing and accessories line now, too?

  45. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    By mistake, Mr. Doherty wandered into a dental convention and was instantly swarmed by dentists looking to set them self up for LIFE!

  46. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    And then you remember that this guy banged Kate Moss for years….

    Cocaine (and heroin) is a hell of a drug.

  47. Pope Francis Exchanging Gifts With Gianluigi Buffon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t take it, Your Holiness! This is all part of the Joker’s scheme!”

  48. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Geez, Rainn, buy a toothbrush.

  49. Charisma Carpenter Cleavage Bikini Riped Abs Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Who says you can’t rely on charisma to get you through life?

  50. Doutzen Kroes Butt Bikini Raft Pool Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone who doesn’t have “I can see clearly now” playing in their head while seeing this, is doing it wrong…

    • I’d like to clearly see it without a shitty instagram filter

      • Smackup has been on an Instagram jihad for months. I hope you get your virgins man because Instagram has tricked my penis way too many times.

      • He’s not the only one. Instagram is fucking infuriating. Listen, we’ve got shitty civil war-era photos to tell us the story of their time, because that was the best they had. Our ancestors in 200 years are going to think we were all hipster retards because we had 30 megapixel cameras and 4k digital displays, but we took pictures that look like someone wiped their ass with them.

Leave A Comment