The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.31.12

July 31st, 2012 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light either because of The Olympics or the cataclysmic failure of thousands of paparazzi camera lenses, having committed suicide knowing they’d never again snap anything as beautiful as Kate Middleton‘s butt. Probably that first thing, though. Anyway, today we’ve got the ongoing atrocity that is JWoww‘s face, Michael K. Williams doing (amazingly, might I add) what Penn Badgley always thinks he’s doing, and the sad reality that this guy is our generation’s action hero.

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker,” is something Jeremy Renner would only say if a male model walked on set dressed like a cowboy,

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  1. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
    El Jefe
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    Damn!

  2. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
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    Don’t hate me for this, but I thought it was Sharon Stone in the thumbnail. Bar is hot though.

    • JC

      I can’t hate because I thought the exact same thing. Girl’s face looks hard in this picture. I do appreciate that she’s trying to address my doily fetish, though.

    • amanda

      i thought it was an especially bad shot of Ali Larter

  3. Jessica Chastain Panty Flash Uspkirt
    Crissy
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    Guess she’s taking the title to literal…

  4. Michael K Williams Hat Suspenders
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    Is he wearing tap shoes?

  5. Sharni Vinson Butt Bikini Kellan Lutz
    Jake
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    I’d bang that bag o’bones.

  6. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
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    Her life worked out really well huh?

  7. Fiona Apple Skinny Anorexic
    Crissy
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    Fiona, when the Doctor said “an apple a day,” he didn’t mean ONLY!

  8. Crissy
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    Why do I hate her, but cant seem to look away?!!!

  9. Crissy
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    Oh and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Bra See Through Shirt Hat Sunglasses
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    Whenever I see a picture of her, I undress her with my eyes.

    Because I’ve seen her vagina.

  11. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Wow, she looks like a whorish Vanessa Hudgens…
    And that is probably the nicest thing someone has ever said about her…

  12. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    she already set the bar for underwear tennis so why not.

  13. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    Johnny P!
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    She found something on the sidewalk, and is going to eat it now.

  14. Teri Hatcher
    Crissy
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    Terry is the next Janice.

  15. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
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    so THAT’s how she’s managed to stay alive…

  16. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants Bad Facial Plastic Surgery
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    That style of jeans was not designed by a straight man.

  17. Teri Hatcher
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    Not bad…

  18. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Bikini Cover
    Crissy
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    Why, I thought Nicole Ritchie was looking quite hot!!!

    • This girl is like Total Cereal to Nicole Richie: “You’d need ten breasts of Nicole Richie to equal just one breast of Tulisa Contostavlos.”

  19. Matt Damon Blond Wig Michael Douglas Sunglasses Liberace Movie Set
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    I bet Travolta literally funded this biopic…

  20. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Short Hair
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    Good to see her fully embracing her culture

  21. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Short Hair
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    So she’s a lesbian? ‘Cause I don’t see it at all.

  22. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
    EricLr
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    Security!!

  23. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Bikini Cover
    Crissy
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    Is she shooting one of those late night “call-me” commercials?

  24. Jessica Chastain Panty Flash Uspkirt
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    Yes please

  25. Salt-N-Pepa Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Actually, no let’s not talk about it. I’m suddenly turned off, forever.

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Bra See Through Shirt Hat Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    Her fashion sense must be derived from looking at the back cover of Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours too many times as a child.

  27. Rachel Weisz Cleavage Daniel Craig
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    Bear… Pedo Bear….

  28. Rachel Weisz Cleavage Daniel Craig
    EricLr
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    I bet the bodyguard behind them was given specific anti-Skarsgaard training.

  29. Salt-N-Pepa Cleavage
    Crissy
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    Does salt or pepper ever expire?!!!

  30. Jeremy Renner
    Johnny P!
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    What an odd little dude he is…

  31. Michael K Williams Hat Suspenders
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    You’ve come a long wayyyyy…oops, never mind.

  32. USDA Prime McBeef
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    mmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

  33. Sharni Vinson Butt Bikini Kellan Lutz
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    “yeagh girl, I used to be an extra on the Twilight films”

  34. Michael K Williams Hat Suspenders
    Jill
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    I don’t think he changes out of his Boardwalk Empire wardobe.

  35. Jeremy Renner
    EricLr
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    Not pictured: Jason Bourne
    Also not pictured: Anyone who wants to see this movie without Jason Bourne.

  36. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
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    Hard to believe that a heterosexual looking guy like him couldn’t fight off Tara Reed!

  37. Jeremy Renner
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    Nice ass… He must work out…

  38. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Short Hair
    Johnny P!
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    She always looks likes she’s perpetually stomping around and pissed off at something.
    Doesn’t ‘gay’ mean ‘happy’?

  39. Johnny P!
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    No Comment.

  40. Fiona Apple Skinny Anorexic
    EricLr
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    Well, she looks to be doing well.

  41. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
    Bane
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    Oh hell yes…….

  42. Vanessa Hudgens Bra See Through Shirt Hat Sunglasses
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    I’m wearing a hat and suglasses so I won’t be recognized, yet I’m also wearing a see through shirt, so everyone will stare at me! I’m hoping people with think that I’m someone REALLY famous.

  43. Kat Von D Bra Tank Top
    bernard
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    Show ‘em off, baby – it’s all you got

  44. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Short Hair
    EricLr
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    Can someone tell me why paparazzi are still taking her picture? Was she really mean to them back when anyone gave a shit, or something?

  45. Bar Refaeli See Through Unitard Twitter
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    I believe I speak for everyone when I say FUUUUUUUUU

  46. Salt-N-Pepa Cleavage
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    No wonder the doctor told me to cut down on salt!

  47. Michael K Williams Hat Suspenders
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Showing he has funny side Mitt Romney goes blackface

  48. Tara Reid On Top Of Jedward
    JC
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    I think I can tell why he’s making air quotes:

    “Please get off me. Your ‘human vagina’ is burning a hole through my guts.”

  49. Kat Von D Bra Tank Top
    Johnny P!
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    Hey, even white-trash, beer-bellied, Budweiser-guzzlin’, truck-drivin’, trailer-park-dwellin’, soap-and-water-shunnin’ pigs need to have their dream girls too, right Kat?

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      She’d look so much better without all those ta… Yeah I can’t even type that with a straight face, bitch is a dog.

    • InkyBlack

      Belly floppin’ naked in a pool of yellow sweat
      Screamin’ “Jackass” with a wet cigarette
      It’s just the shit kickin’, speed takin’ Truck drivin’ neighbors downstairs
      Oh my goodness!

  50. Teri Hatcher
    EricLr
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    I don’t even think Dean Cain would hit that at this point.

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