The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.30.13

July 30th, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early because we’re on our way to New York and the last time we went the Amtrak conductor handed us a Prodigy disc and said “Please enjoy our wifi.” So while we’re trying on matching hats and giggling in a mirror locking down our last minute travel details, please enjoy Mark Hamill showing Warwick Davis how much time it took for Life’s Too Short‘s schtick to wear thin, yet another shot from Kelly Brook‘s Instagram which I’m now positive Jesus is running, and the Montana Fishburne photo that six months from now the CDC can use to determine patient zero in the Canine Flu pandemic.

“Gawd, how many pairs of shoes are you bringing?”
“What? You haven’t told me if we’re going to be walking and I don’t have a belt that goes with these.”

That conversation is not happening right now. You guys just made that shit up,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Amanda Seyfried Petting Dog
    caley
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    “No please! I must stuff him.”

  2. Robert Plant Long Curly Hair
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    And this is why Axl leaves the corn rows in.

  3. Mark Hamill Warwick Davis Star Wars Celebration At Messe Essen
    aj
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    Don’t pop that zit!

  4. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Mumbler
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    I suddenly feel like a cylon with a broken eye scanner. right-middle-right-middle….

  5. Joe Manganiello Scuba Diving With Shark Manly SEA LIFE Sanctuary
    caley
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    Look at those soulless murdering eyes, then look at the shark.

  6. Jon Voight
    caley
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    “Holy shit, Dracula just emerged from these bushes. It would be scarier if it wasn’t that vaguely effeminate Dracula from that one directed by Francis Ford Coppola. As it is, it’s really only surprising, like a wasp flying near your head. Actually, I’m kinda over it already.”

  7. Jennifer Coolidge Sloppy Cleavage CW CBS Showtime Summer TCA Party
    Pennywise
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    Mmm, Stifler’s Mom…

  8. Mark Hamill Warwick Davis Star Wars Celebration At Messe Essen
    EricLR
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    Uh, guys, as interesting as Carrie Fisher’s clit size is—we were really kind of hoping for a discussion of more conventional Star Wars topics

  9. Montana Fishburne Bikini Dog Licking Chest
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t think that porn mogul thing worked out for her the way she thought it would.

  10. Bill Paxton 2 Guns Premiere
    caley
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    “I heard Jim Carrey wasn’t going to promote Kick-Ass 2…I’ll take over his role! Smokin’! Alrighty then!”

  11. Chris ODowd Donkey Sky TV Moon Boy Series
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris O’Dowd is goddamned adorable. That’s all I had. Move along.

  12. Amanda Seyfried Petting Dog
    EricLR
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    And if that bitch Jennifer Lawrence wants her dog back, she’s damn well going to STOP STEALING MY PARTS!!!

  13. Ryan Seacrest With Patient Seacrest Studios Ribbon Cutting Levines Children's Hospital
    EricLR
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    Okay, I see the child, but who’s the guy in the wheelchair?

  14. Amanda Seyfried Petting Dog
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    See how I’m doing this? THIS is how I told you to scratch my back!

  15. Montana Fishburne Bikini Dog Licking Chest
    Hank E. Ring
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    Great, here is her next porn co-star.

  16. Mark Hamill Warwick Davis Star Wars Celebration At Messe Essen
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    Using the force to peg a dwarf with a tiny tennis ball. My life is complete now.

  17. Paula Patton Cleavage 2 Guns Premiere
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    Oh, “2 GUNS”…now I get it.

  18. Amanda Seyfried Petting Dog
    BlackManUSA
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    “Precious…”

  19. Mark Hamill Warwick Davis Star Wars Celebration At Messe Essen
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    “Your light sabre would be this long.”

  20. Ryan Seacrest With Patient Seacrest Studios Ribbon Cutting Levines Children's Hospital
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    On the Ryan Seacrest effeminate meter, this guy (?) is probably a 9.5…

  21. Paula Patton Cleavage 2 Guns Premiere
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    Unfortunate hairstyle choice. Everything else is great.

  22. Montana Fishburne Bikini Dog Licking Chest
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    I think her game of one-up-manship with Kim K has gotten out of hand…

  23. Anna Faris Mouth Open Tight Dress CW CBS Showtime Summer TCA Party
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    Where do you want me to cum again?

  24. Amanda Seyfried Petting Dog
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    “This isn’t right. It’s…still…breathing!”

  25. Joe Manganiello Scuba Diving With Shark Manly SEA LIFE Sanctuary
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    Uhmm he does realize his fingers look like chicken McNuggets to that shark right?

  26. Mark Hamill Warwick Davis Star Wars Celebration At Messe Essen
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    Mark Hamill is so awesome. His voice over work is legendary.

  27. Bono Riding Bike
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    I believe I found what you were looking for and it’s called sunlight…

  28. Shauna Sand Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Shauna Sand…followed by her pit crew.

  29. Mark Hamill Warwick Davis Star Wars Celebration At Messe Essen
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    “Really, Mr. Hamill? But if you were that close, what kept you from having sex with Chewbacca?”

  30. Jennifer Coolidge Sloppy Cleavage CW CBS Showtime Summer TCA Party
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    The original MILF is looking a bit GILF these days. The ‘F’ is still there though.

  31. Bono Riding Bike
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    Where the streets have no fame…

  32. Ryan Seacrest With Patient Seacrest Studios Ribbon Cutting Levines Children's Hospital
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember, Make-A-Wish kids: When you ask to meet a celebrity, you have to specify that you don’t want anyone from E!

  33. Amanda Seyfried Petting Dog
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    “I may have played Linda Lovelace in a movie, but you can’t make me fuck this dog.”

  34. Anna Faris Mouth Open Tight Dress CW CBS Showtime Summer TCA Party
    JC
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    Her stylist failed to place an arrowhead at the top of the ribbon.

  35. Amanda Seyfried Petting Dog
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    “He says you douchebag hipsters dress him in vests and force him to watch IFC while you’re at work. You fucking bastards…”

  36. Robert Plant Long Curly Hair
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, about 20 years too young for Plant.

  37. Ryan Seacrest With Patient Seacrest Studios Ribbon Cutting Levines Children's Hospital
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    He smiled, knowing that he was secretly the cancer they were after. No doctor would ever cure him. No one would ever cure Seacrest.

  38. Toni Collette No Make Up Weathered Skin
    Notchibald
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    Nice to see Iggy Pop still active

  39. Chris ODowd Donkey Sky TV Moon Boy Series
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “The IT Crowd” was good enough that I’d still watch whatever this is, even if it’s just Chris Dowd getting headbutted in the nuts by a goat.

  40. Tom Hardy Military Uniform Noomi Rapace Child 44 Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now hold on Roomi, I wanna hear this Adolf guy out…”

  41. Shauna Sand Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Doesn’t the standard shift start around dusk?

  42. Robert Plant Long Curly Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome to the perm jungle.
    You gonna fry!

  43. Chris ODowd Donkey Sky TV Moon Boy Series
    mcdoubler
    Commented on this photo:

    “this wasnt in the script! but i dont care!”

  44. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Face CW CBS Showtime Summer TCA Party
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    Dayummm

  45. Ryan Seacrest With Patient Seacrest Studios Ribbon Cutting Levines Children's Hospital
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    Seacrest is the real cancer here. He brought us the Kardashians. Burn in hell, asshole.

  46. Montana Fishburne Bikini Dog Licking Chest
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    Make more porn please.

  47. Chris ODowd Donkey Sky TV Moon Boy Series
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    Chris laughed, and it would be his last. For the magic of the donkey’s blowjob was nearly complete, and soon, he too would become a garden gnome, and join his twin brother as a watcher on the bird bath.

  48. Ryan Seacrest With Patient Seacrest Studios Ribbon Cutting Levines Children's Hospital
    rollingeyes
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘The Ryan Seacrest Hospital for Uncoordinated Giant Children’s Mid-Op Sex Change Recovery Wing’ must have been taken already.

  49. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    I’m on my way ladies. Don’t start the party without me.

  50. Toni Collette No Make Up Weathered Skin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Then the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast. And they’ll feast, and they’ll feast. And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast! They’ll feast on Who pudding and rare Who roast beast. Aw, roast beast is a feast I can’t stand in the least!”

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