Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early because we’re on our way to New York and the last time we went the Amtrak conductor handed us a Prodigy disc and said “Please enjoy our wifi.” So while we’re trying on matching hats and giggling in a mirror locking down our last minute travel details, please enjoy Mark Hamill showing Warwick Davis how much time it took for Life’s Too Short‘s schtick to wear thin, yet another shot from Kelly Brook‘s Instagram which I’m now positive Jesus is running, and the Montana Fishburne photo that six months from now the CDC can use to determine patient zero in the Canine Flu pandemic.
“Gawd, how many pairs of shoes are you bringing?”
“What? You haven’t told me if we’re going to be walking and I don’t have a belt that goes with these.”
That conversation is not happening right now. You guys just made that shit up,
- Photo Boy