The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.26.16

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mariah Carey’s billionaire fiance getting his money’s worth, Courtney Stodden’s brave return to Instagram after her horseshit miscarriage, Susan Sarandon still stirring the Bernie Bro shit pot, and Coco finally making me alarmed for the welfare of her child. Get that fucking kid off your shoulders, you balloon-titted moron. Seriously, does Ice know about this? I feel like someone needs to let Ice know about this.

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