The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.26.11

July 26th, 2011 // 693 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by the letter “B” for Bar Refaeli still wearing Bikinis: Nick Lachey might actually be smarter than we give him credit for, Angelina Jolie smells children, foreign children and Denise Richards receives another psychic transmission from Charlie Sheen. “Whoops, wrong mind-meld. But while I gotcha, kindly die like a whore.”

Don’t ask me what the hell’s happening at the end of this thing, but it looked like something we should look directly into,

- The Superficial

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  1. Verne Troyer Golf Club
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    Miniature golf anyone?

  2. Angelina Jolie
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    Mmmmmmm. Me.

  3. Tim Robbins
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    It’s 90º in New York, you scarf wearing doofus.

  4. Harrison Ford
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    “Yes, I’ll have the Peking duck and a side order of baby corn.”

  5. Jennifer Garner Baby Bump
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    sunglasses that big need ears like that.

  6. George Clooney
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    Sack of condoms anyone?

  7. Martin Sheen
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    Isn’t there some cause he needs to get to? Whales? Earth? Haitians? Something?

  8. Andrew Dice Clay
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    Still douchey.

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Tank Top Cleavage
    JANE
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    ew…sorry she is gross

  10. Bar Refaeli Bikini
    LJ
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    Much nicer than yesterday’s bikini.

  11. Bar Refaeli Bikini
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    She is either trying to fart or hold back a shit. Either way it looks like she is having a hard time of it.

  12. Verne Troyer Golf Club
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    Just saved 60% by purchasing kids’ sized top and kids’ sized putter.

  13. Kristin Cavallari Middle Finger
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Hey Miss Sunshine!!!

  14. Pauly D Lollipop Jersey Shore
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    Posing for the new Gay Marriage Is A-OK In NY poster.

  15. Bar Refaeli Bikini
    Beefarino
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    Nip is on.

  16. Kristin Cavallari Middle Finger
    JANE
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    hahaha someones not bitter

  17. Vanessa Minnillo Cleavage
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    who is she and why is she wearing a shirt?

  18. Paz De La Huerta Butt
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Thank you for reminding me of why I bought a whole crate of paper bags….

  19. Russell Brand Mystery Blonde Car Accident
    deadboy
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    And that accident was herpes.

  20. AnnaLynne McCord Cat Costume Spandex
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    What?No cameltoe? Curse you, guy in wardrobe with too much time on his hands to make pads.

  21. Amy Winehouse Tribute
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    They tried to make her go to rehab but she said –> “”

  22. Verne Troyer Golf Club
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    I would love to run up behind him and kick him like a football. I bet I could probably get him to clear 40 yards.

  23. Elijah Wood
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    Ginnifer Goodwin is kinda cute.

  24. Kristin Cavallari Middle Finger
    Gusnolly
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    Be careful what you wish for. When the paps disappear … SO DO YOU …..

  25. Denise Richards
    Number 2
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    All of a sudden, Charlie Sheen seems like a relatively better parent than before.

  26. Andrew Dice Clay
    LJ
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    He looks like the closeted gay 60 year old who hangs out in the locker room at the gym.

  27. Molly Ringwald No Makeup
    rough's no hypocrite
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    And you goofed on Joan Rivers for not taking this lightly?

  28. Denise Richards
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    Have you ever signed your autograph….on weed?

  29. Denise Richards
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    Did Charlie have her shot in the face with spray tan? Ugh.

  30. Paz De La Huerta Butt
    LJ
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    The ass that KK wishes she had.

  31. Denise Richards
    DeucePickle
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    What’s the name of the Photoshop filter you ran this picture through, Cocaine Dust ?

  32. Antonio Banders
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    Puss-in-sandals

  33. Angelina Jolie
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    Shocker. Jolie loves Jolie.

    P.S. Nice hand. What is that, like 18 inches?

  34. Angelina Jolie
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    She is really starting to show her ego.

  35. Russell Brand Mystery Blonde Car Accident
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    look bitch like i said, my pants are tighter than your shorts!

  36. Russell Brand Mystery Blonde Car Accident
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    Poor guy must have gotten scared. He pissed all over the front of his shirt.

  37. Tim Robbins
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    I got my douchy scarf, and my douchy hat, where’s my purse . . oh wait, OK. All set!

  38. Bar Refaeli Bikini
    Richard McBeef
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    weird, the boobs appear to have shrunk yet my boner rages on.

  39. Amy Winehouse Tribute
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    I am sitting here trying to figure out what in the hell she would need at a bait and tackle shop. I wonder if it got so bad that she started freebasing the catfish charlie.

  40. Molly Ringwald No Makeup
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    Tig ol’ biggies on my favorite ginger from my childhood!

  41. Denise Richards
    Richard McBeef
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    is this one of those paintings of a picture?

  42. Jennifer Garner Baby Bump
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    She’s looking for Ben’s career. She’s gonna have to look harder.

  43. Russell Brand Mystery Blonde Car Accident
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    And by minor accident they mean 2 hour ass pounding in a seedy motel.

  44. Verne Troyer Golf Club
    The Brown Streak
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    Is it just me or did Hayden Panettiere grow a few inches?

  45. Verne Troyer Golf Club
    Eddie
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    Err-A

    Err-A

    Err-A

    Errrrrrrrrrr

  46. Verne Troyer Golf Club
    Colin
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    He can’t hit long drives very well, but I her he has an excellent short game.

  47. Russell Brand Mystery Blonde Car Accident
    MILF
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    Murse, moobs and manpris- a douchebag trifecta!

  48. Tim Robbins
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    “How many ways can I come out of the closet today?”

  49. Blake Lively
    Eddie
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    Look at all those bags. She already thinks she married into the Dicrapio fortune.

  50. Molly Ringwald No Makeup
    Hemingway
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    Christina Hendricks really let herself go.

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