Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by the letter “B” for Bar Refaeli still wearing Bikinis: Nick Lachey might actually be smarter than we give him credit for, Angelina Jolie smells children, foreign children and Denise Richards receives another psychic transmission from Charlie Sheen. “Whoops, wrong mind-meld. But while I gotcha, kindly die like a whore.”
Don’t ask me what the hell’s happening at the end of this thing, but it looked like something we should look directly into,
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Miniature golf anyone?
+1
Mmmmmmm. Me.
hahaha
It’s 90º in New York, you scarf wearing doofus.
Nothing says “I’m dying of AIDS” like a scarf and two jackets in New York summer heat.
Isn’t that the guy Tom Cruise killed some time ago? Damn, Hollywood really fakes it all.
“Yes, I’ll have the Peking duck and a side order of baby corn.”
sunglasses that big need ears like that.
Sack of condoms anyone?
Isn’t there some cause he needs to get to? Whales? Earth? Haitians? Something?
Still douchey.
What happened to his eye patch? I liked Pirate Dice.
ew…sorry she is gross
Much nicer than yesterday’s bikini.
She is either trying to fart or hold back a shit. Either way it looks like she is having a hard time of it.
Just saved 60% by purchasing kids’ sized top and kids’ sized putter.
Hey Miss Sunshine!!!
Classy Lady,…
Posing for the new Gay Marriage Is A-OK In NY poster.
Nip is on.
hahaha someones not bitter
who is she and why is she wearing a shirt?
Thank you for reminding me of why I bought a whole crate of paper bags….
And that accident was herpes.
What?No cameltoe? Curse you, guy in wardrobe with too much time on his hands to make pads.
They tried to make her go to rehab but she said –> “”
They tried to use an already worn out joke but I said, no no no.
I would love to run up behind him and kick him like a football. I bet I could probably get him to clear 40 yards.
Ginnifer Goodwin is kinda cute.
Be careful what you wish for. When the paps disappear … SO DO YOU …..
lol.
FTW!
All of a sudden, Charlie Sheen seems like a relatively better parent than before.
He looks like the closeted gay 60 year old who hangs out in the locker room at the gym.
And you goofed on Joan Rivers for not taking this lightly?
Have you ever signed your autograph….on weed?
Is that you John Stewart?
Did Charlie have her shot in the face with spray tan? Ugh.
I think someone took out too much contrast with the photoshop app.
It’s waxfigure meets hairy-arms-model day
The ass that KK wishes she had.
What’s the name of the Photoshop filter you ran this picture through, Cocaine Dust ?
lol !!
Puss-in-sandals
Shocker. Jolie loves Jolie.
P.S. Nice hand. What is that, like 18 inches?
You know what that means….she’s got a huge dick.
like throwin a hotdog down a hallway
She is really starting to show her ego.
look bitch like i said, my pants are tighter than your shorts!
Poor guy must have gotten scared. He pissed all over the front of his shirt.
I got my douchy scarf, and my douchy hat, where’s my purse . . oh wait, OK. All set!
weird, the boobs appear to have shrunk yet my boner rages on.
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I am sitting here trying to figure out what in the hell she would need at a bait and tackle shop. I wonder if it got so bad that she started freebasing the catfish charlie.
advice on getting rid of the smell?
Tig ol’ biggies on my favorite ginger from my childhood!
is this one of those paintings of a picture?
She’s looking for Ben’s career. She’s gonna have to look harder.
And by minor accident they mean 2 hour ass pounding in a seedy motel.
Yup, and Russells ass was really sore after taking it for those 2 hours.
Is it just me or did Hayden Panettiere grow a few inches?
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He can’t hit long drives very well, but I her he has an excellent short game.
+1
Murse, moobs and manpris- a douchebag trifecta!
“How many ways can I come out of the closet today?”
Look at all those bags. She already thinks she married into the Dicrapio fortune.
Christina Hendricks really let herself go.