The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.23.13

July 23rd, 2013 // 463 Comments

Welcome to Tuesdays’ The Crap We Missed which hopefully you can still read through the spittle covering your monitor from that George Zimmerman post. Let’s just leave Fish alone, three conservative gun nuts who still inexplicably read this site, and get behind making fun of the people we all agree to hate, like Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently spent way too much time with her nephew Mason. Then there’s John Stamos trying to remember the name of that pussy fixer that Clooney gave him, Anais Zanotti getting out of her car which apparently also took her back in time to 1993 and Miley Cyrus eating dick-shaped stuff on German TV because inertia.

Scheiße porn, Miley Cyrus is headed directly for Scheiße porn is what I’m saying,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    Just stupid

  2. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    Too much of her face is showing.

  3. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    That guy looks more and more heterosexual every time I see him.

  4. Robert Pattinson Smirking Behind Tree Maps To The Stars Set
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    This guy is a sex symbol. Women of the world, you are fucked in the head if you want to get fucked in the babymaker by that carbon blob.

  5. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    Uh, yay?

  6. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    broduhjenner
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    on the edge of gory

  7. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Sure, Hollywood LOVES PETA, but they’ll cut off an innocent horse’s legs just to make a fucking commercial.

  8. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    They’re doing a Britney bio pic?

  9. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
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    “No! I get the floaties first!”

  10. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
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    The new Wonder Woman costume SUCKS.

  11. Bebe Neuwirth Nipples Tight Shirt Blue Jasmine Premiere
    Josephus
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    More like Bebe OLDwirth!

    ::waits for high fives::

  12. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    One hand tuck? Masterful…

  13. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    I think Gaga is pretty sexy. I like her crazy style. She’s an attention whore to be sure, but I totally would.

  14. Mary-Louise Parker Derpface Red 2 Premiere London
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    Ermagahd. Weeds.

  15. Stan Lee Comic Cover Pose Blue Sky Background Day 2 The Samsung Galaxy Experience
    PumpkinBob
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    “I call this one The Shocker….”

  16. Boris Johnson Drunk Bike Helmet
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    “I’m the fookin’ mayor!”

  17. Mary-Louise Parker Derpface Red 2 Premiere London
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    She is so cute, you ALMOST miss the crazy eyes.

  18. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
    Josephus
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    “Daddy, how did Aunt Kim get famous?”

    “I’ll show you.”

  19. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
    popwilleatitself
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    Hairy forehead syndrome.

  20. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Why did the cut off Sarah Jessica Parker’s legs?

  21. Naomi Watts St Vincent De Van Nuys Set
    broduhjenner
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    even the outfit doesn’t know if she’s coming or going.

  22. Robert Downey Jr Bending Over Car Hood The Judge Set
    Alison
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    He looks better than Daniel Radcliffe these days.

  23. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    These are two people I would not have put together in the same room

  24. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Maybe he’s entered in the Fame Derby, and finished with a time of 15 minutes.

  25. Miley Cyrus Eating Popsicle German TV Show Fruehstuecksfernsehen
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    “‘Fruehstuecksfernsehen’ is a tee-vee show? I thought we was making Popsicle and doodie porn?”

  26. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    Looks like Shakira’s high school photo. Naked.

  27. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    Holy shit, did he buy Charlie Murphy’s arms from him?

  28. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
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    See what losing 50 million will force you to do?
    Masturbate a lot… That’s what!

  29. Megan Fox Butt Tight Jeans Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Set
    broduhjenner
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    if the movie is basically just pictures of her ass, I guarantee it is going to be a hit.

  30. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Look at Psy, all up on his high horse.

  31. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Cate Blanchett talking to Andrew Dice Clay. Unless Fish has got a photo of Kim Kardashian talking to Stephen Hawking about quantum physics, this is the weirdest thing I will see all day.

  32. Thomas Jane Barefoot Holding Daughters Hand Comic Con
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    “You understand I’m trading you to Nolte to get him sign this, right?”

  33. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Tank Top Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    (^人^)

  34. Lady Gaga Naked Covering Breasts And Crotch V Magazine Shoot
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    Just gross.

  35. Robert Downey Jr Bending Over Car Hood The Judge Set
    broduhjenner
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    not pictured: heterosexuality.

  36. Scott Disick Mouth Open In Pool With Son Mason
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    Here’s a pointless fucktard who never worked a day in his life, but still has plenty of money. Great to be white, eh?

  37. Cate Blanchett Andrew Dice Clay Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Looks like Dice inherited some of Michael Jackson’s daily wardrobe.

  38. John Stamos Cop Uniform Oikos Commercial Set
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    Magic Mike has a porn parody already?

  39. Stan Lee Comic Cover Pose Blue Sky Background Day 2 The Samsung Galaxy Experience
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    I know you want your arm back, Stan, but the formula hasn’t been tested yet, don’t do it!

  40. Goldie Hawn Helmet Spandex Bike Ride
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    I would have expected to see her on one of those old-timey unicycle bikes.

  41. Dave Chappelle Muscular Arms Tank Top
    broduhjenner
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    no, you guys. this was just his response to the travon martin verdict.

  42. Jonah Hill Messenger Bag Rolled Up Pants
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    Sure that isn’t Chazz Bono?

  43. Jonah Hill Messenger Bag Rolled Up Pants
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    Stupid Chinese garment makers.. Putting an R where an X should be…

  44. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
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  45. Boris Johnson Drunk Bike Helmet
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    I’ve never seen a photo of Boris Johnson where he does not look drunk.

  46. Stan Lee Comic Cover Pose Blue Sky Background Day 2 The Samsung Galaxy Experience
    broduhjenner
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    Geraldo?

  47. Courtney Love Bra Lifting Up Dress
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    This is considered terrorism right?

  48. Ashley Benson Yoga Pants Toeless Socks
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    Freshman year is stressful for a lot of girls.

  49. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Isn’t crashing an airplane enough Psy?

  50. Psy Uncomfortably Sitting On White Horse
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    Old Spice guy ain’t gonna be happy about this.

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