The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.2.13

July 2nd, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again brings the Final Five out of retirement for two reasons. 1.) Apparently Beyonce will only approve photos of her butt if ILM stages it. 2.) This photobomb masterpiece that proves not only is Antoine Dodson still super gay, but he’s also the real architect of the Internet. I bow to you sir, and thank you for all the porn cat videos. I love cats.

We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt expanding her services to couples, Bertney going braless again, and Chris Martin officially replacing Jude Law as our ambiguously gay/drunk/confused British guy.

Sex. These two are warming up for the sex they constantly have all the time,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    And then every door in the arena slammed SHUT!!!

  2. Chris Martin Pit Stains A Curious Night At The Theatre Exit
    Josephus
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    I’m usually a little sweaty when I leave the theater as well. But my ticket only cost 25 cents.

  3. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes Chewing On Glasses Court Hearing Assault Charges
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    I went with him…THIS is living?!?

  4. Ashley Tisdale Bikini Instagram
    Jazzy Jeff
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    Which one is she? They’re all kinda blah but the blonde 2nd from right is ok.

  5. Serena Williams Falling On Court Bloomer Flash Wimbledon
    Josephus
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    I *did* hear that her opponent came from behind.

  6. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
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    Too bad her boobs are already in Agoura Hills.

  7. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
    George P Burdell
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    “One old guy made Anna Nicole rich. Two old guys should make me half as rich.” Giggle.
    “But I’m a women.”
    “Well, nobody’s perfect!” Giggle.

  8. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
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    Looks like Ryan didn’t get so lucky after all!

  9. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
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    Now I’m starting to see Alec’s side of things.

  10. Wendy Williams Cleavage Crosseyed Holding Roses Chicago Broadway Debut
    Josephus
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    “They’re not saying ‘BOOO,’ they’re saying ‘RUUUU!’”

  11. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    I can’t believe I used to masturbate to that!

  12. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    George P Burdell
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    Here comes Mindy with a pecker in her hand
    She’s a one-ball woman
    And she’s off to the rodeo
    It’s an allamande left
    And allamande right

  13. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
    jessica
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    “Perhaps our talk of lovers has made Catherine yearn for me shinshi shinshi. “

  14. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
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    “Okay…but, now where does my penis go?”

  15. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    George P Burdell
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    His tranny is looking good.

  16. Adrien Brody Hayden Christensen American Heist Set
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    “OK, action”
    “You turned her against me… you will not take her from me!”
    “OK, Hayden, I like the emotion, but let’s use the lines from the script.
    “Oh! Ha! Sorry guys! One for the blooper reel!”
    “No sweat. …Aaaand action!”
    “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.”
    “CUT! Hayden, we’re in the city. You are performing a heist!”
    “Oh shit! Haha! Man those lines just stick with a guy…sorry. OK. I’m ready.”
    “Great. And ….ACTION!”
    “If you’re not with me… then you’re my enemy!”
    “For fucks’s sake. Good enough. CUT!”

  17. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
    George P Burdell
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    Too many jokes.

  18. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Jessica
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    OH MY GOD, IS THAT WOMAN TEXTING?? I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE HAS THE BALLS TO TEXT WHEN SOMEONE IS TAKING HER PICTURE.

  19. Russell Crowe Swimming With Shirt On Son On Shoulders
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    “Timmy just loves his inflatable Russel Crowe Orca.”

  20. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
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    Isnt that the gay “lover” that Oprah would always tote around to disprove the fact she act fat, dyke box?

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “…Heyyyy, you pity wittle blond….oh shit, da paps..”

  22. James Franco Cuts On Face Kate Hudson Good People Set
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    “If you say one word about how your coffee will make a great movie, I swear you’re losing an eye.”

  23. Adrien Brody Hayden Christensen American Heist Set
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    “So….what have YOU been up to?”

    “Not making Heineken commercials, for a start..”

  24. Kelly Brook Stepping In Dogshit Taking Stock Set
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    She should really sit down on that stool and check the bottom of her with it still on whole facing the camera…for science.

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “No, no, Arnold, I said ‘Hi there mate!’ not ‘Hide yer maid!’”

  26. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
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    EAT away the pain, Mindy…..EAT away the pain

  27. Coco Cleavage Ripped Abs Legs Working Out Instagram
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    Go on…

  28. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
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    Not shown: Salacious Crumb.

  29. James Franco Cuts On Face Kate Hudson Good People Set
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    “What happened to me? Oh, some kids thought I was Shia Labeouf and started pelting me with rocks until they realized I wasn’t wearing combat boots…”

  30. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
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    At the start of her walk she was wearing 4 inch heals.

  31. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    “I slapped her for that awful dress, and now she won’t leave my side.”

  32. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
    EricLR
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    Help me kill James Bond and I’ll buy you a plastic surgeon.

  33. Ashley Tisdale Bikini Instagram
    EricLR
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    OMG SPRING BREAK ’99!!!!!!

  34. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
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    So is she wearing that shirt because she’s in the rodeo, she’s going to the rodeo, she wants to be distinguishable from the other cows at the rodeo? This pic is very confusing.

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Don’t make me whip out zee maid pole.”

  36. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Icehawg
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    “Laser eyes ACTIVATE!”

    “….”

    “Dammit”

  37. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes Chewing On Glasses Court Hearing Assault Charges
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, at least no Terminator will recognize him now:

    “Have you seen this boy, John Connor?”

    “Nope, the only John around here is that old homeless dude over there going through the dumpster for heroin money.”

  38. James Franco Cuts On Face Kate Hudson Good People Set
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    “Alright, fine… I’ll never make fun of your purple puffy jacket again. Yeesh!”

  39. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!

    How the fuck has no one commented on this yet????

  40. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!

  41. LeAnn Rimes Drunk Crosseyed Cleavage Tight Dress
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    The smell was unmistakable. It was food, and it made her nauseous. Just the way she liked it.

  42. Adrien Brody Hayden Christensen American Heist Set
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Beeker has really changed his look!

  43. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
    EricLR
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    Damned paparazzo will PAY for interrupting Rosanne Barr’s motor-boating session!

  44. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    “Am I seeing things or is she naked under that night gown?”

    • She might very well be naked underneath that…”frock”…except that I see a snake poking his nose out near her cooter area. Hmmm, it IS Rihanna, so on second thought, I stand corrected!

  45. Chris Martin Pit Stains A Curious Night At The Theatre Exit
    Icehawg
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    “They, uh, wow. They, wow, they. uh..they fucked my pocket right off. Wow. I, uh, I forgot something back inside.”

  46. LeAnn Rimes Drunk Crosseyed Cleavage Tight Dress
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    clearly she went to the doctor and said, “give me the Wildenstein.”

  47. LeAnn Rimes Drunk Crosseyed Cleavage Tight Dress
    EricLR
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    Hey, can someone help me with her eyelids?!?!? I think the wires snapped!!

  48. Serena Williams Falling On Court Bloomer Flash Wimbledon
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    “Now strap her down quickly, gentlemen! That knock-out gas won’t keep the beast asleep for along”.

    On a side note – would totally do.

  49. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    EricLR
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    I think she may be Busy Phillips’ baby.

  50. Ashley Tisdale Bikini Instagram
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    It’s her birfday !

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