The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.2.13

July 2nd, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again brings the Final Five out of retirement for two reasons. 1.) Apparently Beyonce will only approve photos of her butt if ILM stages it. 2.) This photobomb masterpiece that proves not only is Antoine Dodson still super gay, but he’s also the real architect of the Internet. I bow to you sir, and thank you for all the porn cat videos. I love cats.

We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt expanding her services to couples, Bertney going braless again, and Chris Martin officially replacing Jude Law as our ambiguously gay/drunk/confused British guy.

Sex. These two are warming up for the sex they constantly have all the time,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
    joe
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    I thought Heath Ledger was dead.

  2. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    joe
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    Looks like her latest project was a buffet.

  3. Malin Akerman Nipples Tight Dress
    joe
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    Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves at home. You can rest up, get something to drink, fuck my wife, whatever you want. Just don’t do anything Jesus wouldn’t!

  4. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
    joe
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    It’s good to know that the next Paris-LiLo-Bertney trainwreck is getting into place.

  5. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When your shirt is a life size map, it’s time to cut back on the sweets.

  6. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
    Captain Kickass
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    That is an extremely unfortunate wardrobe choice.

  7. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m surprised he hasn’t thrown her out of a window yet. Granted, he’s tried, but she can’t fit now.

  8. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
    Captain Kickass
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    Flapjacks.

  9. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Val Kilmer is taking pics for Terry Richardson now?

  10. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
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    There are no captions that could ever do this photo justice

  11. LeAnn Rimes Drunk Crosseyed Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I see the problem here. She and Eddie didn’t set any ground rules for the remote control dildo game.

  12. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
    Baginaface
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    Too bad Karl didn’t fucking kill her.

  13. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
    Wrynoceros
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    Looks like a re- enactment from Caligula

  14. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    “Waitz a minoot, she likes to be smacked?
    Get me my heavy gloves!”

  15. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes Chewing On Glasses Court Hearing Assault Charges
    Smapdi
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    “In this scene, I’ll play my character as a ratty-looking douchebag. Yah, that’ll work best.”

  16. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I didn’t realize the “Mrs. Carter” was Lil’ Wayne.

  17. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
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    Roseanne, Eric Holder and Victoria Silvedst in a giant cauldron..
    Well this world has been fun, folks!

  18. James Franco Cuts On Face Kate Hudson Good People Set
    Wrynoceros
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    Please be real, please be real, please be real…

  19. Kathleen Turner Neck Rolls National High School Musical Theater Jimmy Awards
    richie
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    enchanting as always

  20. LeAnn Rimes Drunk Crosseyed Cleavage Tight Dress
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    She’s moved on from food to electrical stimulation to keep her moving… Amazing…

  21. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes Chewing On Glasses Court Hearing Assault Charges
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Whoever said Meth clears up facial acne was bullshittin’.

    Oh wait, no one said that?

  22. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
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    Why so serious?

  23. Ireland Baldwin Butt Botty Shorts Slater Trout Instagram
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    “Dad used to call this game ‘the disgusting little pig uses up her No Hassle miles to see her succubus bitch mother in LA’.”
    “Wow, really? The rest of us just call it playing airplane.”
    “Oh…..Wanna have sex to validate me?”

  24. Serena Williams Falling On Court Bloomer Flash Wimbledon
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    Serena, we get it. You’re upset at your loss.
    There’s no need to unleash chemical weapons.

  25. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
    Smapdi
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    So this is Macaulay Culkin’s controversial new gig?

  26. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes Chewing On Glasses Court Hearing Assault Charges
    George P Burdell
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    Guilty!

  27. Beyonce Butt Cleavage Legs Tight Bodysuit The Mrs Carter Show World Tour
    Juch
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    Nice to see the sole member of “Bikers for Beyonce” is having a fist-pumping good time at the concert.

  28. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    “Come with me to Skull Island my pretty…I will show you my giant laser”

  29. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes Chewing On Glasses Court Hearing Assault Charges
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    Really looks like he’s got his life together. And the domestic violence charge? Just the icing on the cake.

  30. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    His clip-on tie is slipping.

  31. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
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    Nice gunt.

  32. LeAnn Rimes Drunk Crosseyed Cleavage Tight Dress
    livingdeadgirl
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    Her best ” BUG EYES ” impression

  33. Ashley Tisdale Bikini Instagram
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    Which one is Titsdale?

  34. Rihanna Nipples Naked Under Sheer White Dress Aurelie Filippetti Karl Lagerfeld Chanel Show Fashion Week
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    Lagerfeld is my least favorite of the Bond supervillains.

  35. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Old Couple Hot Tub
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    I know she’s made a living out of blowing old men on yachts, but now women, too?

  36. Mindy Kaling Gut Tight Skirt
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    Who wouldn’t want to have sex with that?!

  37. Ashley Tisdale Bikini Instagram
    Josephus
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    “You know how every group of girls invites one less attractive woman to be their friend, so they don’t seem as bitchy?”

    “Yeah but we don’t do that!”

    “Yes, Ashley. They did.”

  38. Ashley Tisdale Bikini Instagram
    Kim
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    R, K, F, M

  39. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes Chewing On Glasses Court Hearing Assault Charges
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    Looks like someone is waiting for their…

    ::puts on sunglasses::

    Judgment day

  40. Serena Williams Falling On Court Bloomer Flash Wimbledon
    it had to be said
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    Face down, ass up . . .

  41. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    Somebody saw Al coming with that “discount iPad” swindle.

  42. Coco Cleavage Ripped Abs Legs Working Out Instagram
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    Melissa McCarthy is about 75 years.

  43. Chris Martin Pit Stains A Curious Night At The Theatre Exit
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    “That was WAY more curious than I expected!!”

  44. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
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    Low at navel.

  45. James Franco Cuts On Face Kate Hudson Good People Set
    Josephus
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    Apparently it’s a reality show?

  46. LeAnn Rimes Drunk Crosseyed Cleavage Tight Dress
    Jc
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    Having a luck dragon with you is the only way to go on a quest.

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Buy my socks if you want to live…”

    OK I got nothin’ for this one.

  48. Wendy Williams Cleavage Crosseyed Holding Roses Chicago Broadway Debut
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    Jamie Foxx is doing the “Wanda” bit again? Awesome!

  49. Russell Crowe Swimming With Shirt On Son On Shoulders
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    “wears t-shirt in pool” is not a sign of confidence in ones physique.

  50. Chris Martin Pit Stains A Curious Night At The Theatre Exit
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    Definitely more of a bi-curious look.

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