The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.17.12

July 17th, 2012 // 548 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.

I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Akon Spraying Champagne
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Not to be racist or anything…. but find me a white guy that’s into the whole pissing on people thing.

  2. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    Cock Dr
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    I agree with them…that Romney fellow is quite a good GOP joke.

  3. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    Her next role is the banjo-playing kid in the “Deliverance” remake.

  4. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Yeah, keep of the stairs, Jonah. Don’t want you looking all creepy again.

  5. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Rowan Atkinson has nice tits.
    Who knew?

    • Wasn’t there some episode of “Blackadder” where he dressed up as a woman? I feel like there had to have been.

      • Dick Hell

        In “The Archbishop” the trio briefly disguise themselves as nuns. In “Beer” the attendees at Blackadder’s beer bash all wear enormous fake breasts but they also have artificial penises attached to their foreheads, so not sure if that counts.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

        You might be thinking of the episode where a woman dressed up as a man, to be his servant, “Bob”, who subsequently got stolen from him by Lord Flashheart.

    • I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees Mr. Bean in drag every time I see her with short hair…

  6. Jennifer Lopez
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Menopause always strikes at the worst time.

  7. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Tyler Perry
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    Why the fuck did she do that to her hair? This should be a crime punishable by law. She looks like some sort of Keebler Elf.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      it was for a role in an upcoming movie of Les Misérables where she is playing Fantine.

      • Burt

        Well, that’s just plain stupid.

        “Her thick blond tresses, inclined to wave, and easily escaping from their confinement, obligated her to fasten them continually. Her rosy lips babbled with enchantment. The corners of her mouth, turned up voluptuously, seemed to encourage audacity; but her long, shadowy eyelashes were cast discreetly down towards the lower part of her face as if to check its festive tendencies. Her whole toilette was indescribably harmonious and enchanting. Fantine was beautiful, without being too conscious of it. She possessed two types of beauty – style and rhythm. Style is the force of the ideal, rhythm is its movement.”

    • anonymous

      I don’t see anything wrong. Justin Bieber has always worn his hair short.

      He is wearing more lipstick than normal.

    • Techman

      Hey! There’s only one Kiebler Elf and she’s named Stacy! Hathaway looks more like a house elf from Harry Potter.

    • “I am not really bald.” – Tommy Lee Jones, accepting his Oscar in the middle of filming Cobb

  8. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    broduh jenner
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    my dark knight is definitely not rising

  9. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    catapostrophe
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    “This Slurpee be tastin’ GOOD, yo!”

  10. Elle Macpherson Butt Bikini
    Tyler Perry
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    The guy in row 2 has the right idea

  11. Akon Spraying Champagne
    Johnny P!
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    Grab your cock (or pussy) and wave it at audience.
    Watch how many people want to go down on it (raise yo’ hands!)
    Whatever…

  12. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Tyler Perry
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    Nope, still no dick down there.

  13. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
    broduh jenner
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    with this look i’d like 600000 degrees of separation

  14. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    Tyler Perry
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    I read they made the “kiss cam”

  15. Bethenny Frankel
    catapostrophe
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    She look like Grinch.

  16. Jennifer Lopez
    hmm
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    She makes me sick to my stomach too…

  17. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    DLH
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    I don’t know who she is, but I know who she’s pointing at.

  18. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Crabby Old Guy
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    And the TSA goon squad just pissed themselves.

  19. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
    Tyler Perry
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    Good, his moobs are back. No one wants to see a skinny Jonah Hill in anything!

  20. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
    broduh jenner
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    so she’s a jewel impersonator/stripper?

  21. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Tyler Perry
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    Jesus…

  22. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    She’d be cuter if she let her hair grow out a bit more.

  23. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Crabby Old Guy
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    WTF???

  24. American Orchestra Pink Martini Singer Nipples Cleavage
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    They might be pink, but they’re not Martini’s

  25. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
    Johnny P!
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    What is it with fat dudes thinking that socks look good in sandals?

  26. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
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    Both totally stoned.

  27. Akon Spraying Champagne
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    This is the exact moment Skarsgard entered the same hemisphere as Akon.

  28. Jennifer Lopez
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    Looks like the drag show homage to JLo

  29. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    She’s gone (almost) full Kardashian.
    I knew this would come to no good…

  30. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Animal
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    I like her posture.

  31. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    The joker never looked so….. pale..

  32. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    hollyhood
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    cute dress, dude.

  33. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
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    BA BAM!!

  34. Akon Spraying Champagne
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    He must see Kim Kardashian in the 3rd row

  35. Akon Spraying Champagne
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    Kim Kardashian’s porn?

  36. President Barack Obama Vice President Joe Biden
    Animal
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    Biden’s caressing Obama’s shoe. Weird.

  37. Bethenny Frankel
    DLH
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    “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

  38. Elle Macpherson Butt Bikini
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    “hey yellowshirt, you wanna drive a while?”

    “no…no, I’m good”

  39. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    diego
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    Modern medicine can treat scoliosis

  40. Matt LeBlanc Ali Larter Tandem Bike Lovesick Set
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    Pretty sure I’ll never watch anything with Matt LeBlanc in it.

  41. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
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    Kevin…black microphones don’t have balls

  42. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Johnny P!
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    She’s getting more Lindsay every day…

  43. Elle Macpherson Butt Bikini
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    PSA: Go to college, kids
    Or just inherit a buttload of money… Either works.

    • Mike

      Stop giving kids false hope. Going to college does NOT result in earning a buttload of money. Ironically, dropping out might.

  44. Myra Veronica Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    I’ve heard of hunchbacks, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen a hunchfront.

  45. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Short Hair Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    Lovely

  46. Kevin Bacon Comic Con
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    David LindHAgen is one weird dude…

  47. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    Looks like one of the Go-Go’s.

  48. Jonah Hill Workout Clothes Socks Sandals
    hollyhood
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    hahahaha from the thumbnail i thought this was mark cuban.

  49. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    I hate her, but she has such a tight little body.

  50. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    Sam Ronson has never looked more lesbian.

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