Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like when Obama & Biden have it, and see if you can pick out who got the best seat on Elle Macpherson‘s boat.
I know the big black microphone joke is played out, but Jesus Christ, Kevin Bacon, you left me no choice,
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Not to be racist or anything…. but find me a white guy that’s into the whole pissing on people thing.
… and then get you front row tickets to his show?
You have apparently missed the whole “squirt” porn industry.
I thought Germans had the reputation for being into sprinkle films.
I thought they were into the poop stuff.
John Belushi in Animal House?
Saw something on one of the history channels yesterday saying young Hitler forced his niece to squat over his face and piss on him. A somewhat dubious but delightful allegation.
Are you fucking for real, white people make up 90% of that industry.
I dated one. :/
I agree with them…that Romney fellow is quite a good GOP joke.
Her next role is the banjo-playing kid in the “Deliverance” remake.
Sadly that was my comment yesterday about The Situation.
Yeah, keep of the stairs, Jonah. Don’t want you looking all creepy again.
Also, NIKE sponsorship?
Yeah, not so sure that’s a wise move…
“Hey, let’s get someone to promote our sports-wear who is visibly getting fatter by the day”
Eating hot dogs is a sport
Rowan Atkinson has nice tits.
Who knew?
Wasn’t there some episode of “Blackadder” where he dressed up as a woman? I feel like there had to have been.
In “The Archbishop” the trio briefly disguise themselves as nuns. In “Beer” the attendees at Blackadder’s beer bash all wear enormous fake breasts but they also have artificial penises attached to their foreheads, so not sure if that counts.
You might be thinking of the episode where a woman dressed up as a man, to be his servant, “Bob”, who subsequently got stolen from him by Lord Flashheart.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees Mr. Bean in drag every time I see her with short hair…
Menopause always strikes at the worst time.
Why the fuck did she do that to her hair? This should be a crime punishable by law. She looks like some sort of Keebler Elf.
it was for a role in an upcoming movie of Les Misérables where she is playing Fantine.
Well, that’s just plain stupid.
“Her thick blond tresses, inclined to wave, and easily escaping from their confinement, obligated her to fasten them continually. Her rosy lips babbled with enchantment. The corners of her mouth, turned up voluptuously, seemed to encourage audacity; but her long, shadowy eyelashes were cast discreetly down towards the lower part of her face as if to check its festive tendencies. Her whole toilette was indescribably harmonious and enchanting. Fantine was beautiful, without being too conscious of it. She possessed two types of beauty – style and rhythm. Style is the force of the ideal, rhythm is its movement.”
I don’t see anything wrong. Justin Bieber has always worn his hair short.
He is wearing more lipstick than normal.
Hey! There’s only one Kiebler Elf and she’s named Stacy! Hathaway looks more like a house elf from Harry Potter.
“I am not really bald.” – Tommy Lee Jones, accepting his Oscar in the middle of filming Cobb
She just needs a fringe, that’s all. http://www.wildsound.ca/images/anne_hathaway_in_one_day.jpg
my dark knight is definitely not rising
“This Slurpee be tastin’ GOOD, yo!”
The guy in row 2 has the right idea
If you look closely enough, you’ll realise he’s staring in the direction of the GUY’S ass. I don’t blame him.
His expression say “This is okay, but what else is on?”
he can probably smell it too.
Grab your cock (or pussy) and wave it at audience.
Watch how many people want to go down on it (raise yo’ hands!)
Whatever…
Nope, still no dick down there.
with this look i’d like 600000 degrees of separation
I read they made the “kiss cam”
She look like Grinch.
nice grammar, fuckface.
http://middayfilmes.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gif_grinch.gif
Ongowa!
Baaaaaahahahahahahahaahaha {:^D
She makes me sick to my stomach too…
Amen
I don’t know who she is, but I know who she’s pointing at.
and it’s DLH FTW!
Martini with two olives.
And the TSA goon squad just pissed themselves.
Good, his moobs are back. No one wants to see a skinny Jonah Hill in anything!
so she’s a jewel impersonator/stripper?
Jesus…
She’d be cuter if she let her hair grow out a bit more.
WTF???
They might be pink, but they’re not Martini’s
What is it with fat dudes thinking that socks look good in sandals?
Fatties always need to wear socks to keep from tripping over their own cankle fat.
That dipshit apparently doesn’t realize he’s in California where socks are superfluous.
Both totally stoned.
This is the exact moment Skarsgard entered the same hemisphere as Akon.
Looks like the drag show homage to JLo
She’s gone (almost) full Kardashian.
I knew this would come to no good…
And everyone knows, you don’t go full Kardashian.
I like her posture.
The joker never looked so….. pale..
cute dress, dude.
BA BAM!!
He must see Kim Kardashian in the 3rd row
Kim Kardashian’s porn?
Biden’s caressing Obama’s shoe. Weird.
“Where does he get those wonderful toys?”
“hey yellowshirt, you wanna drive a while?”
“no…no, I’m good”
Modern medicine can treat scoliosis
Pretty sure I’ll never watch anything with Matt LeBlanc in it.
Come on, Episodes was pretty darn good.
Never heard of it.
If it’s a rom-com, which it appears to be, you should change that to ’100% sure’ or risk being disowned by your friends.
Kevin…black microphones don’t have balls
She’s getting more Lindsay every day…
PSA: Go to college, kids
Or just inherit a buttload of money… Either works.
Stop giving kids false hope. Going to college does NOT result in earning a buttload of money. Ironically, dropping out might.
I’ve heard of hunchbacks, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen a hunchfront.
Lovely
David LindHAgen is one weird dude…
Looks like one of the Go-Go’s.
Naw too feminine to look like a part of an 80′s Girl Punk group.
Pop group. You mean 80′s girl pop group.
In the 80′s there were no “pop” groups. They are just labelled as such nowadays.
I’m sorry, but I have to hit you now.
hahahaha from the thumbnail i thought this was mark cuban.
That really IS funny. Sort of like I was thinking it was Mama Cass Elliot.
Lol! Good one, Vito. Made even funnier by the fact that Mama Cass died over 40 years ago.
Yes, I remember. That was my point, Donny.
I hate her, but she has such a tight little body.
i don’t . but the rest i agree with.
Sam Ronson has never looked more lesbian.