The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.16.13

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that finds newly single George Clooney in Paris, because I hear 20-year-old French vagina is perfect this time of year. We’ve also got Chaz Bono whose nipplesque parts are somehow more realistic looking than Jennifer Nicole Lee’s and finally (bear with me here) Valeria Golino, who we all wanted to bang when she was in Hot Shots and now look at what’s happened. Goddamn you, time, just goddamn you right to Hell.

Miss Bumbum Brasil’s back as today’s Final Five. Probably should have just started and stopped with that,

- Photo Boy

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