The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.10.12

July 10th, 2012 // 636 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that sadly fails to replicate yesterday’s butt blitz but don’t worry, there’s still plenty of “That person is still alive?” and “I’d pee in her butt.” material in here for you to anonymously keyboard hate babies into. Starting with Vanessa Paradis who still hasn’t learned that closed mouth smiling could have saved her relationship, Lou Diamond Phillips who really could have waited until Will.i.am came around with his valet ticket before apologizing for that dent, Channing Tatum‘s thinning hair which won’t at all stop Fish and I your wife from blasting one out to his assless chap dancing and finally, the upsetting realization of what a sexually embarrassing hell Melanie Griffith‘s life has been ever since those goddamn Shrek movies came out.

The Naked Cowgirl was almost your Final Five. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lance Bass
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    “I SEE DICK!”

  2. Prince Charles
    The Old Man
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    Why, yes, this does remind me of Camilla.

  3. Lance Bass
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    Tom Cruise is single?!?! ZOMFG!!1!!!!!

  4. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
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    Looks a little like a nice retarded cousin of mine…just enjoying an ice cream cone.

  5. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
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    This picture is making me so sleepy.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    mmmmmmMMMMMMOOOOOOOooooooo

    Where’s Cock Doctor? I haven’t seen her around since she got into TomFrank’s windowless van.

    Hold the fuck on TF… You said we were planting a tree. You said we were digging that hole to plant a tree.

  7. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Crissy
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    Looks like she’s been working out!

  8. Gary Busey Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    Did Sarah Jessica Parker sink this low? When the hell did this happen?

  9. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
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    Je Me Suis Fait Tout Petit

    Roughly translates to “Not enough teeth”

  10. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    broduh jenner
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    johnny depp said in an interview that he fell in love with her the minute he saw her elegant back from across the room. this picture leads me to believe that he did not see her face.

  11. George Hamilton Mario Lopez Extra
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    George Hamilton in his new role as “Possum Man”

  12. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage Inside Soap Awards
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    “Don’t turn around. Bilbo is looking for some non-hobbit ass.”

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
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    That car can do 0-60 in 3.1 seconds (without her in it).

  14. Joe Pantoliano Daniella Pantoliano
    Oscar
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    Watch the pharyngeal jaw, Joe!

  15. Lindsay Vonn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    neo
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    AND I SAY GOD DAM…i’d bang her with a tampon and peanut butter

  16. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
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    My friend Andy Dufresne told me: If you don’t take time to relax and eat some ice cream once in a while, you’ll let your life pass you by…
    Get busy eatin’ or get busy dyin’…

  17. Jonah Hill Fat Socks And Sandals
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    HE takes the escalator?

  18. BB King
    neo
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    BB GORILLA…PUT THAT SHIT BACK IN THE ZOO

  19. Diane Kruger Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    Guten tag, Fraulein Kruger!

  20. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Belly
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    Anyone else here thought that was Kirsten Dunst? I mean, sure you’d have to suspend disbelief someone knocked her up but….

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
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    PS. MOOOOO

  22. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Belly
    Justin Beaver
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    AAAAAHHHH She ate E.T.!!!
    Maybe more than one even…

  23. Prince Charles
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    “This smells like horse mea… CAMILA NOOOOO!!!”

  24. Philip Seymour Hoffman Eating
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    Just hanging out in my jorts eating soup.

  25. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage Inside Soap Awards
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    The woman in the background can be nothing other than British.

  26. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    j/k
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    Even the French are making zombie movies.

  27. The Naked Cowgirl Bikini Naked Cowboy
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    You go Ted Nugent!

  28. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    rantatonne
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    I was going to say she looks like a faces of meth picture of the Olsen twins, but remembered that they already are the faces of meth picture of the Olsen twins.

  29. George Hamilton Mario Lopez Extra
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When he was young everybody was that colour. That’s why they call it the bronze age.

  30. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    Joaquin ingles
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    No wonder Johnny Depp is so comfortable doing those Burton movies.

  31. Melissa McCarthy Weight Gain The Heat Set
    Matt Lauer
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    Remember Melissa, the secret to looking slim is hanging out with people who are fatter than you. Now, go find Jessica Simpson.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Pumping Gas
    j/k
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    Her ass makes a Lamborghini look narrow.

  33. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
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    I think Pippa has a better ass than Melanie.

  34. Diane Kruger Cleavage
    JC
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    There’s no reason for a woman this thin to have an armpit boob. Fire your stylist now.

  35. Gary Busey Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson
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    I think he thinks he has taken her hostage with his finger gun.

  36. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
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    Ah, but just think of all the money she’s saving by not having any reason whatsoever to buy dental floss.

  37. Minka Kelly Cleavage Tank Top
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    I’d pee in her butt. Oh, wait…(There ya go, PhotoBoy!)

    She is so damn pretty. Yeah, I know some people say she’s got cankles, but considering the rest of the package, cankles, in MY book, are acceptable.

  38. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Matt Lauer
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    Hey, isn’t that Arnold’s maid? I’m glad she’s back on her feet.

  39. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
    rantatonne
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    “Wait your name is William, so you named your self Will.I aaaarrrghh!!, i’m having a inanity heart attack!!”

  40. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
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    Carl: “Billy, if you were around when this picture was made, you’d be in it.”

    Billy: “I’m not in this picture?”

  41. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Will.i.am Lou Diamond Phillips Global Filipino Music Festival
    j/k
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    I’m touched, you want to remix La Bamba?

  42. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
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    That reminds me. I have a picket fence that needs repairing.

  43. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
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    Josh Hartnett…name sort of rings a bell…

  44. Josh Hartnett Ice Cream Cone Sunglasses
    Raoul
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    “Wait. This. Isn’t. Ice cream.”

  45. Gary Busey Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson
    j/k
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    Every episode of CSI Miami started just like this.

  46. Lindsay Vonn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Raoul
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    The slopes are OPEN!

  47. Vanessa Paradis Terrible Teeth
    Urvag
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    Does she floss with yarn?

  48. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Belly
    Frank Burns
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    Great, yet another sign she’ll never make a rockin sequel to “Firestarter”.

  49. Billy Crystal Carl Reiner
    Raoul
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    “Look at me when I’m talking to you, before I slap that chinstrap off your punk face.”

  50. Drew Barrymore Pregnant Belly
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    white pants dont look good on anybody but the GOOD HUMOR man

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