The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.1.14

July 1st, 2014 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large selection considering we’re days away from a major holiday weekend and the paparazzi generally bail early because all the good seats for Hell’s fireworks get claimed quick. So anyway, I led with Kelly Brook again because she’s naked and you guys don’t care if said nakedness happened to occur over a decade ago. Then I sprinkled in a little shit-housed Kiefer Sutherland being dragged from a car into his hotel, and Zachery Ty Bryan‘s bloated jowls and pinged out pupils because celebrity drug addiction will never not be funny to me.

Oh yeah, and Monica Lewinsky‘s in here. Wearing a dress. Cue stain jokes in 3..2..1..

- Photo Boy

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  1. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Mermaid Instagram
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    You can put a pig in a mermaid suit…. it’s still gonna be a pig.

  2. Sir Richard Branson Laughing Hysterically Daughter Holly Branson Wimbledon Tennis Championships Royal Box Seats
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    Doesn’t Holly know that it’s her job as an heiress to whore around like Paris Hilton? Where’s the sex tape? Where’s the reality show? The upskirts? Get with the program, young lady.

  3. Sir Richard Branson Laughing Hysterically Daughter Holly Branson Wimbledon Tennis Championships Royal Box Seats
    K-tron
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    “No, seriously Dad, that’s what minimum wage is!”

  4. Prince Charles Cnwd Food Production Company Visit
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    I bet Bill Engvall put on of his little signs on Charles’ back!

  5. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Mermaid Instagram
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    “Listen, pal, when you’ve committed yourself to running out the clock, you’ll do just about anything to keep yourself amused.”

  6. Kelly Brook Nude Buttcrack Sideboob Instagram
    Stinky
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    Her only claim to fame is her ability to use a tripod and post pics to Instagram. I fear we are not far from the time when universities offer classes.

  7. Monica Lewinsky The Masterpiece Marie Curie Party
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    The most famous blowjob in history.

  8. Katie Holmes Weird Butt Fold Yoga Pants
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    Weird butt is weird

  9. Jude Law Smelling Johnnie Walker Blue Label Gentleman's Wager
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    Damn. I got here late. This thread is already full of win and went with the jokes I was going to make.

  10. Stacey Dash America Premiere
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    I fucking love her

  11. Zachery Ty Bryan Fat Jowls Tiny Pupils America Premiere
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    Why are child stars so sad?

  12. Joan Rivers Drinking Wine At Book Signing
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    Love this crazy old bitch.

  13. Jack Osbourne Gay Moustache Silver Silk Shirt Lisa Stelly
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    You’re batting way above your level there, Jack. It’s amazing what money can do.

  14. Dolph Lundgren Fresh Pepper Grinder
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    He’s not human. He’s like a piece of wood.

  15. Dolph Lundgren Fresh Pepper Grinder
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    This guy is a fucking badass.

  16. Dolph Lundgren Fresh Pepper Grinder
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    “I defeat all man. Soon I defeat real champion. But first, salad.”

  17. Miley Cyrus Bikini Floating On Innertube Pool Instagram
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    Is it possible to have sex on a floatie? I’d love to find out.

  18. Miley Cyrus Bikini Floating On Innertube Pool Instagram
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    “I love floating on my daughters exposed inflamed anus.”

  19. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
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    She’s got a great body. I still would.

  20. Michael Caine Youth Set
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    They make gummy vaginas now?

  21. Kelly Brook Nude Buttcrack Sideboob Instagram
    anonymous
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    What’s the star censorship for? Kim Kardashian in a bikini bottom shows more ass crack than that and there’s never a star.

  22. Luci Ford Sideboob Instagram
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    I love girls who love nut juice.

  23. Eva Amurri Martino Pregnant Belly Tight Minidress Tammy Premiere
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    RUINED! Wait, her boobs are going to get even bigger. Carry on.

  24. Prince Charles Cnwd Food Production Company Visit
    fred
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    Fat guy in a little tie . . .

  25. Michael Caine Youth Set
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    “Rubbers? I don’t need any bloody rubbers. I’m 81 years old. I’ve been shooting dust for years!”

  26. Ashley Benson Cleavage Bikini Shay Mitchell Instagram
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    Nice tits.

  27. Diane Kruger Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Fucking love her. I prefer her full name. Diane Heidkruger. Sounds badass.

  28. Katie Holmes Weird Butt Fold Yoga Pants
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    That’s some serious moose knuckle that guy’s packin’

  29. Stacey Dash America Premiere
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    Still as beautiful as ever.

  30. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    dennis
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    It must be hard to get your head in the pic when you are sticking out your tongue out while posing awkwardly and tilting the camera just right so you body looks good.

    She must not have gone through the extensive training in Photoshop that the other sisters have had.

  31. Kimberley Garner Sideboob Butt Tight Bodysuit
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    This chick’s body is tight.

  32. Sir Richard Branson Laughing Hysterically Daughter Holly Branson Wimbledon Tennis Championships Royal Box Seats
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    Showing his daughter his “O” face. That’s one close family.

  33. Juno Temple Im All Wet Shirt Legs Short Shorts
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    Don’t make fun of her. She just got electrocuted.

  34. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
    Art Crow
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    with Helen Hunt as Rocky Dennis

  35. Miley Cyrus Bikini Floating On Innertube Pool Instagram
    navvet75
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    she better not get any chlorine up there it may sting a bit

  36. Eva Amurri Martino Pregnant Belly Tight Minidress Tammy Premiere
    kevin kenish from connecticut
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    and hang to her waist . Move on

  37. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
    Swearin
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    Keifer Sutherland, seen here being helped out of his limo by your local mayoral candidate and his personal assistant…

  38. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
    Chaz
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    Where’s a twister when we need one?

  39. Joan Rivers Drinking Wine At Book Signing
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    Tonight on Punk’d, we secretly replaced Joan Rivers with an abusive Korean Muppet…Lets see how people react.

  40. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Swearin
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    This is definently the best pic I’ve ever seen of her, and I’m not only saying that because I can’t see her face

  41. Kate Upton Cleavage Topless Under Sheet Instagram
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    I dont know why she is only posting this now, I took this photo like a week ago….

  42. Shane West Crazy Hair
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    I bet he was stoked when he outbid all those other people on Ebay for that shirt.

  43. Michael Caine Youth Set
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    My cocaine.

  44. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra Wrinkly Old Lady Arm
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    That’s one hell of a C-section scar. On her arm. For someone who didn’t have kids.

  45. Miley Cyrus Bikini Floating On Innertube Pool Instagram
    Swearin
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    Even her pool furniture is a sexual metaphor

  46. Kiefer Sutherland Drunkenly Pulled Out Of Car
    Marketing Mike
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    When they shut 24 down, it wasn’t because of the ratings.
    They couldn’t keep him sober. I guess nothing’s changed
    over the last 5 years.

  47. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra Wrinkly Old Lady Arm
    Swearin
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    Transylvania

  48. Helen Hunt Bikini Sunscreen On Face
    Artie
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    How low can you go?

  49. Jean Shafiroff Pierce Brosnan Toni Collette A Long Way Down Premiere
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    Menage a Bond…James Bond.

  50. Kelly Brook Nude Buttcrack Sideboob Instagram
    anonym
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    these are her old playboy pictures.

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