[Not Pictured: The pink mushroom cloud of Trapper Keepers and bubble gum where Madrid once stood.]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Tan Mom, Patricia Krentcil, knows that the best way to get the press of your back is to brandish a blackface toy at them (No, really.), Adam Sandler makes the red carpet slightly less uncomfortable than Susan Sarandon does, and please, vote for Danny Trejo‘s friend or he will fucking cut you. You seriously didn’t think the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee would pass by without a single shot of Prince Charles in here did you?
And here I though we knew each other so well,
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He’s wearing the new Green Lantern Underoos.
This!
Holy shit, is that a real hand? No way.
Those hammer-fingered sausage hands are about to burst. That’s how you can tell they’re ready.
Yep admiring another man’s ass, that seems about right for Kellan Lutz.
He looks more like he is smelling it!
Someone tricked him into thinking it was a scratch and sniff poster.
pretty dress
I am more concerned with what’s in it :)
You have to love this woman, she takes it all in stride.
Love the hair and dress! shes so beautiful, even in an awkward shot
Cutest beard in Hollywood.
You mean she doesn’t shave or get it waxed?
is she a porn star? shes pretty but has that trashy vibe
If by porn star you mean, profited from pornography by posing for Playboy, then yes…
So that would be no.
By trashy, you mean she’s fuckable and you are not.
no, means looks like she is warming up for a hummer…
Hummers aren’t trashy. They’re sexy. And dynamite.
Ah. I see the world is coming to an end. Noted.
I would rather have her sister Vanessa who is like a 15/10. Angela is not bad though.
I used to want to…yeah I still do.
Angel face. my god she is stunning, those big eyes…she doesn’t seem to age, that skin is perfection!
You can see the track marks from the daily botox.
Chuck :”…and then as I was about to, I punched her in the back of her head. has my hand all swollen and shit.”
Johnny : “We invented that move in my country!”
Look, generations of in-breeding will do that…. As for his hands, I have no fucking clue…
“Shit, she found the voodoo doll I made of her..”
cute bum, but the tattoos kill it. why do so many women find inking up their bodies to be attractive? its as trendy as getting a belly ring used to be. always looks trashy to me, especially on the arms like that
No kidding. Those scribbles and chicken scratchings just look half-assed. If you’re going to get ink, at least get a full sleeve. Commit to it, goddamnit.
From the creators that brought you Ice Road Truckers comes…
Pedestrian Scooter Midgets!!!
good body but nothing special. shes got no hips
Face like Drew Barrymore.
Is it me or does she look like a younger version of Janice Dickinson?
It’s not you
This is where Serena gives me wazzberries
If only the other stars of this movie looked so apologetic.
Glad to see him carefully remove the yard signs before cutting the lawn.
Look, you can see where the big man took my penis from!
totally thought this was JWoww.
“Oh yeah, your tiny flower IS purple. How festive. You are one wild and crazy guy, your highness.”
“Ahh, Prince! How wise of you to notice I look just like Samuel L. Jackson in a purple dress.”
How does he wipe his ass? His arms are too short.
Forget wiping his ass, how does this poor bastard jerk off? Can we start a collection for a fleshlight with some kind of handle glued to it?
He look another chick Tony would love!
Whatever, she’s way too anorexic for Tony. God, Fletch, what are you, some pedophile?
Hahaha…couldn’t help it. Weed’s a hell of a drug.
Put her next to Lohan and let’s see who looks like they’re in their 60s.
Judging by left hand of this action figure, she must have just modified an old Lindsay Lohan doll.
You ARE a mean one, Mr. Grinch. Give that doll back from the little girl you stole it from!
How did she get both eyes to look at the same thing? Did she have surgery?
Looking really good here although sans dress would be better!!
OH wait, just used the zoom thingee. You can see nips, belly button…. Guess I’ll have to check this out when I get home to the 27″ monitor.
I can think of worse places to spend my vacation.
She went to a fashion show looking like that?
Rachael Ray finally lost some weight.
She had me until this pic. Sorry, she’s cute but not cute enough to overlook the crap tattoos
She can’t be a model! She has breasts!
Um, er,, fisting is done with the hand….
Sentamu is saying ‘…I dare you to tell that joke again, I fucking dare you. Just because i’m wearing a dress doesn’t mean I can’t snap your neck like a twig.’
“So far, you’re the best Beyonce impersonator I’ve ever hired. Now if you could do me a favour and play with my cocks and balls while you made googy noises to my wiener that would be very… never mind I’m done.”
cockS ?????? What are you?
And out of nowhere a wild Snorlax appears.
She can probably afford to spring for real eyeliner, now. Although it’s true it doesn’t last as well as Sharpie marker.
Did somebody shrink Kevin James?
Paul Blart Mall Cop Mini Me
I thought he was a Mini Larry the Cable Guy.
he is so unbelievably cute! I love the beebs!
young girls are responsible for so many horrible abominations such as the new kids on the block, the backstreet boys, n sync,
the jonas brothers, menudo, ursher, the list goes on and on…
sure, guys have their own versions of jailbait female whores but you can damn well bet we have no delusions that they are actually talented in any way or that they are great artists.
we watch britney, christina, katy perry etc with the mute button!!
So you say this guy spent some time in prison? Funny, doesn’t look like it.
monster
If I was that guy behind Bieber, I would kick him so hard in the small of his back and watch with delight as his jackass douche self plummeted onto the swarm of brain damaged teens below.
I blame the influence of that silver-haired svengali up the thread. :D
“So, you’re the guys who told the Israeli’s they could have all that land in Palestine and therefor created another form of apartheid?”
“Guilty as charged.”
“You so bad!”