The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.5.12

June 5th, 2012 // 440 Comments

[Not Pictured: The pink mushroom cloud of Trapper Keepers and bubble gum where Madrid once stood.]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Tan Mom, Patricia Krentcil, knows that the best way to get the press of your back is to brandish a blackface toy at them (No, really.), Adam Sandler makes the red carpet slightly less uncomfortable than Susan Sarandon does, and please, vote for Danny Trejo‘s friend or he will fucking cut you. You seriously didn’t think the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee would pass by without a single shot of Prince Charles in here did you?

And here I though we knew each other so well,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
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    He’s wearing the new Green Lantern Underoos.

  2. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    El Jefe
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    Holy shit, is that a real hand? No way.

  3. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    catapostrophe
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    Those hammer-fingered sausage hands are about to burst. That’s how you can tell they’re ready.

  4. Kellan Lutz Tarzan 3D Premiere
    El Jefe
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    Yep admiring another man’s ass, that seems about right for Kellan Lutz.

  5. Julianne Hough Cleavage
    lily
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    pretty dress

  6. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    El Jefe
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    You have to love this woman, she takes it all in stride.

  7. Candice Swanepoel Nipples See Through Dress
    lily
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    Love the hair and dress! shes so beautiful, even in an awkward shot

  8. Julianne Hough Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    Cutest beard in Hollywood.

  9. Jayde Nicole Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
    lily
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    is she a porn star? shes pretty but has that trashy vibe

  10. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    catapostrophe
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    Ah. I see the world is coming to an end. Noted.

  11. Angela Simmons Butt Tight Skirt Pumping Gas
    El Jefe
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    I would rather have her sister Vanessa who is like a 15/10. Angela is not bad though.

  12. Heather Graham Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    I used to want to…yeah I still do.

  13. Heather Graham Cleavage
    lily
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    Angel face. my god she is stunning, those big eyes…she doesn’t seem to age, that skin is perfection!

  14. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
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    Chuck :”…and then as I was about to, I punched her in the back of her head. has my hand all swollen and shit.”
    Johnny : “We invented that move in my country!”

  15. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
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    Look, generations of in-breeding will do that…. As for his hands, I have no fucking clue…

  16. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
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    “Shit, she found the voodoo doll I made of her..”

  17. Ilary Blasi Bikini
    lily
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    cute bum, but the tattoos kill it. why do so many women find inking up their bodies to be attractive? its as trendy as getting a belly ring used to be. always looks trashy to me, especially on the arms like that

    • No kidding. Those scribbles and chicken scratchings just look half-assed. If you’re going to get ink, at least get a full sleeve. Commit to it, goddamnit.

  18. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
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    From the creators that brought you Ice Road Truckers comes…
    Pedestrian Scooter Midgets!!!

  19. Ilary Blasi Bikini
    lily
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    good body but nothing special. shes got no hips

  20. Leighton Meester Butt Legs Tight Dress
    Jake
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    Face like Drew Barrymore.

  21. Jayde Nicole Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    Is it me or does she look like a younger version of Janice Dickinson?

  22. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    K-Tron
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    This is where Serena gives me wazzberries

  23. Leighton Meester Butt Legs Tight Dress
    K-Tron
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    If only the other stars of this movie looked so apologetic.

  24. Danny Trejo
    Jake
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    Glad to see him carefully remove the yard signs before cutting the lawn.

  25. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    FaZ
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    Look, you can see where the big man took my penis from!

  26. Jayde Nicole Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
    hH
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    totally thought this was JWoww.

  27. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    K-Tron
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    “Oh yeah, your tiny flower IS purple. How festive. You are one wild and crazy guy, your highness.”

  28. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
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    “Ahh, Prince! How wise of you to notice I look just like Samuel L. Jackson in a purple dress.”

  29. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
    stacy
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    How does he wipe his ass? His arms are too short.

    • Forget wiping his ass, how does this poor bastard jerk off? Can we start a collection for a fleshlight with some kind of handle glued to it?

  30. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    He look another chick Tony would love!

    • kimmykimkim

      Whatever, she’s way too anorexic for Tony. God, Fletch, what are you, some pedophile?

      Hahaha…couldn’t help it. Weed’s a hell of a drug.

  31. Susan Sarandon Cleavage Bra
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    Put her next to Lohan and let’s see who looks like they’re in their 60s.

  32. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    K-Tron
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    Judging by left hand of this action figure, she must have just modified an old Lindsay Lohan doll.

  33. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
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    You ARE a mean one, Mr. Grinch. Give that doll back from the little girl you stole it from!

  34. Candice Swanepoel Nipples See Through Dress
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    How did she get both eyes to look at the same thing? Did she have surgery?

    Looking really good here although sans dress would be better!!

    • OH wait, just used the zoom thingee. You can see nips, belly button…. Guess I’ll have to check this out when I get home to the 27″ monitor.

  35. Ilary Blasi Bikini
    Jake
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    I can think of worse places to spend my vacation.

  36. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    She went to a fashion show looking like that?

  37. Jayde Nicole Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    Rachael Ray finally lost some weight.

  38. Ilary Blasi Bikini
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    She had me until this pic. Sorry, she’s cute but not cute enough to overlook the crap tattoos

  39. Ilary Blasi Bikini
    Evil Monkey
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    She can’t be a model! She has breasts!

  40. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    Frank The Duck
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    Um, er,, fisting is done with the hand….

  41. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    Pine Table Fever
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    Sentamu is saying ‘…I dare you to tell that joke again, I fucking dare you. Just because i’m wearing a dress doesn’t mean I can’t snap your neck like a twig.’

  42. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
    FattyMcGee
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    “So far, you’re the best Beyonce impersonator I’ve ever hired. Now if you could do me a favour and play with my cocks and balls while you made googy noises to my wiener that would be very… never mind I’m done.”

  43. Snooki Hat Pregnat Belly Oversized Shirt
    FattyMcGee
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    And out of nowhere a wild Snorlax appears.

  44. Doutzen Kroes Nipples See Through Dress
    CranAppleSnapple
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    She can probably afford to spring for real eyeliner, now. Although it’s true it doesn’t last as well as Sharpie marker.

  45. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
    LupusYonderboy
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    Did somebody shrink Kevin James?

  46. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    the crazy betty
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    he is so unbelievably cute! I love the beebs!

    • dooood

      young girls are responsible for so many horrible abominations such as the new kids on the block, the backstreet boys, n sync,
      the jonas brothers, menudo, ursher, the list goes on and on…

      sure, guys have their own versions of jailbait female whores but you can damn well bet we have no delusions that they are actually talented in any way or that they are great artists.
      we watch britney, christina, katy perry etc with the mute button!!

  47. Danny Trejo
    FattyMcGee
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    So you say this guy spent some time in prison? Funny, doesn’t look like it.

  48. Snooki Hat Pregnat Belly Oversized Shirt
    the crazy betty
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    monster

  49. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    CranAppleSnapple
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    If I was that guy behind Bieber, I would kick him so hard in the small of his back and watch with delight as his jackass douche self plummeted onto the swarm of brain damaged teens below.

    I blame the influence of that silver-haired svengali up the thread. :D

  50. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    FattyMcGee
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    “So, you’re the guys who told the Israeli’s they could have all that land in Palestine and therefor created another form of apartheid?”
    “Guilty as charged.”
    “You so bad!”

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