The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.5.12

June 5th, 2012 // 440 Comments

[Not Pictured: The pink mushroom cloud of Trapper Keepers and bubble gum where Madrid once stood.]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Tan Mom, Patricia Krentcil, knows that the best way to get the press of your back is to brandish a blackface toy at them (No, really.), Adam Sandler makes the red carpet slightly less uncomfortable than Susan Sarandon does, and please, vote for Danny Trejo‘s friend or he will fucking cut you. You seriously didn’t think the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee would pass by without a single shot of Prince Charles in here did you?

And here I though we knew each other so well,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
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    This is where Usher tickles me.

  2. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
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    He reminds me of a retarded kid from my neighborhood when I was a kid.

  3. Danny Trejo
    Commented on this photo:

    I have nothing bad or snarky to say to Mr. Trejo.

    That is all. Thank you.

  4. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
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    Golden opportunity to throw his ass out the windows and those guys fail!

  5. Michael Douglas Kathleen Turner
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    Hold your breath Michael. You’re about to smell a combination of gin and liverwurst.

  6. Kellan Lutz Tarzan 3D Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    I thought upskirting was illegal?

  7. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
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    From the thumbnail i thought this was Bud and Kelly Bundy.

  8. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    Johnny P!
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    Justin from the ‘Hood is just so darn ghetto!

  9. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/05/untitled-3-227_224.JPG[/img]

  10. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    This is the first time I’ve seen him actually look like a boy.

  11. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    Frank Burns
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    If you keep buying underpants from the men’s clothing section, Justin, you can’t expect they are going to fit. Try junior miss.

  12. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    chuck
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    What’s up with Prince Charles’ hands? One man sausage fest?

  13. Snooki Hat Pregnat Belly Oversized Shirt
    CK
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    There’s that “pregnant glow” I’ve heard so much about.

  14. Michael Douglas Kathleen Turner
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    It looks like she’s about to eat him.

  15. Ilary Blasi Bikini
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    This is a daughter of Italy, Jersey Shore cast are afterbirth.

  16. Doutzen Kroes Nipples See Through Dress
    DC
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    how do you say her name? Is it pronounced like ‘crows’ or ‘cross’?

  17. Michael Douglas Kathleen Turner
    CK
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    “I’ll swallow your SOUL!!!”"

  18. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    CK
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    reindeer horns?

  19. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    Cock Dr
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    That chick should wax her little treasure trail, unless Usher goes for that kinda thing.

  20. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
    Jimmy
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    Adam Sandler is one sad, untalented fuck. What an amazing career he has had of making funny sounding voices.

  21. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    ZZZ
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    I’m a big boy now!

  22. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    Johnny P!
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    She thinks a doll done up in blackface is flattering.
    Crazy bitch.

    • Frank Burns

      Its not just a doll, its a goal statement.

      • Hugh Evers

        Frank – the thumbs down was suppose to be a thumbs up. I’m off the wagon again.

        Tan Mom wasn’t looking for pub when she got caught shoving her kid into a tanning booth – so everyone should back off and respect her privacy to destroy her children as she sees fit.

    • Lemmiwinks

      I assumed she was trying to make the doll appear more attractive.

  23. Michael Douglas Kathleen Turner
    Dick Hell
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    Looks like Kathleen’s been Romancing the Scones.

  24. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    Claire
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    wtf! I’ve seen prosthetic hands look more natural than that

  25. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
    Johnny P!
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    Fred: “Excuse me sir… spare some change?”
    Passerby: “Sorry, I’m a little short…”

  26. Heather Graham Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
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    She looks pretty great for her age and also considering her eyes take up her entire face.

  27. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    I can’t help it, I like this whacky lady…

  28. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    “You fuck with the Dinklage, you fuck with all of us meatbag!”"”"

  29. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    I'mCool
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    The moment Prince Charles and Archbishop Sentamu realized they were both banging the same chick in senior year.

  30. Malin Akerman Legs Minidress
    I'mCool
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    Not surprising that girls hit on her, too.
    Can I watch?

  31. Angela Simmons Butt Tight Skirt Pumping Gas
    Jerry Falwell
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    I love brown sugar.

  32. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    Willie Dixon
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    This is the closest we’ve come to proving he’s got the anatomy of a Ken doll.

  33. Susan Sarandon Cleavage Bra
    I'mCool
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    I knew Beetlejuice.
    Beetljuice was a friend of mine.
    Susan, you are no Beetlejuice.

  34. Ilary Blasi Bikini
    Homer Simpson
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    Nice tardtoos.

  35. Leighton Meester Butt Legs Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    She has a lovely and apparently natural figure…and I can only hope that she was wearing pretty shoes.

  36. Snooki Hat Pregnat Belly Oversized Shirt
    Willie Dixon
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    So am I looking at the Death Star or Darth Cold Stone?

  37. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    I'mCool
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    Mmm … back cleavage.

  38. Danny Trejo
    Willie Dixon
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    I’ve been meaning to put a facsimile Danny Trejo’s head on a Roomba dressed up as a turtle for weeks now.

  39. Leighton Meester Butt Legs Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    damn, now THAT’S a calf muscle.

  40. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    ricko17089
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    Yeah, I have underwear too, big deal :PPPPP

  41. Candice Swanepoel Nipples See Through Dress
    I'mCool
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    What, she’s too good to go commando?

  42. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    nutterbutter
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    So you’re the one that brought the horse to the party?

  43. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    MarkM
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    “What’s that? You don’t think I’m a douche? Oh I can definitely PROVE that I’m a total douche. HERE! Now will you admit that I’m a total douche?”

  44. Snooki Hat Pregnat Belly Oversized Shirt
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    The only thing this body could bounce back from is being hit by a semi. Learn to love your new shape, Snooks, ’cause it’s here to stay.

  45. Leighton Meester Butt Legs Tight Dress
    We
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    Christ, must she not take me seriously even in her photos?

  46. Kellan Lutz Tarzan 3D Premiere
    Willie Dixon
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    “That’s not his machete…”

  47. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Chrysanthe Mum

  48. Doutzen Kroes Nipples See Through Dress
    Short FB!
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    Doutzen Kroes. Every morning at 5:45.

  49. Michael Douglas Kathleen Turner
    Willie Dixon
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    “I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE BEEF JERKY!”

  50. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Her daughter cleans up well.

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