Suddenly I miss Nicole Eggert.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Johnny Depp and Snooki go to the same nail salon, Joe Jonas fooling exactly no one, irrefutable proof that I hate you and Michael Lohan making sure Lindsay isn’t doing drugs in the shower. “She wants us to think she’s just washing her jugs. Now hide my erection with this cellphone clip.”
Look, I made it an entire post without saying angel rape – dammit,
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“Nicole, what’s the most number of guys you’ve had in you at once?”
I count three orfii, so …
should be “orifii”, plural of orifice
No, it should be orifices. You sound like an idiot when you use pseudo-latin suffixes to sound smart.
B13:
Lighten up, asshole.
Seven. She ate them with some fava beans and a nice bottle of wine….
Chiante actually, a nice bottle of Chiante …
ggoo
The possibility that she had sex with 5 men simultaneously implies she had multiple elements per said orifice . The thought of such a depraved act mortifies me
7…and 1 kosher dill.
Oh god, when will this end? First Milosevic, now this??
The exact moment Nicole Kidman realized she used to be married to a gay oompa loompa…
You may ask yourself why he is able to smile while surrounded by 2 girls. I refer you to the tall guy behind him grabbing his ass….
^This. I think he might have just slipped a finger in.
“I was around when your kind still had short necks….”
Her wax figure looks white…
YES it does
Snooki’s take on ‘the shocker’.
Everyone step back… Warlock senior is here,,,
She played Catwoman?
“This is how many dicks I can fit inside me at once.”
The clouds aren’t the only things that were puffy that day.
DId he give himself breast implants?
‘Keith, what the hell are you doing in the duty free?!!’
“Do we really need Fast & the Furious 6?!”
That’s the same creepy smile he had after he shot that congress lady in the head.
nice…I was going to work the Jared Loughner angle too.
Will not say anything bad about BW. She’s good people.
I won’t either, she’s a great person.
I heard she was in the Hitler youth. or was that the Pope? I forget.
You’ve got it backwards… Hitler was in the bettieveissjugend.
Saints alive, have you ever seen anything so shocking! I bet she buttons her knickerbockers ABOVE the knee.
God, fucking retire already
Oh gosh this is far worse than snooki.
God Bless Rose, the only GG left.
Screwface has two heads and four eyes!
I honestly don’t see what’s attractive about this girl.
Most gay guys don’t.
LOL! Exactly!
Next titty, 1 mile
Notice she’s not wearing any ‘charity’ wristbands today.
The dog left a little something on the sidewalk there for you. I mean, it’s fucking Paris.
Wow! Ray Romano really bulked up.
He’s dressed for a part right? RIGHT?!
He’s portraying an 1800′s “Wanted” poster in an upcoming film.
That would explain the sepia toned skin…and teeth.
He’s been wearing that same wrist band and neck tie for the last three months… it’s not for a film; he is overidentifying with his character jack sparrow.
I’ve been aspiring to his character myself by drinking more rum.
I’m pretty sure the only person he resembles here is Jack Osbourne
Thank God this look is just for a role. That hat needs to die. And I love his hot, greasy hair… It’s all just fucking hot.
She looks like someone has nailed some fried eggs to her body and then let gravity take over on the yolks.
hahah!
“From here, I can see the whole rooftop…”
grumpy muppet
WINNER! AND STILL CHAMPION,,,
Sure, add him to the cast of Jersey Shore, why not.
Hey! I can see Lindsay naked from here!
they need to brown that thang up.
also AK’s cute but she’s got unfortunate legs and boobs.
I don’t know shit about her hooters, but looking from this angle I kinda like her legs. She could crush my melon with those things. “Death, where is thy sting?”
“Sloth loves Chunk”
http://youtu.be/xbYZ2HT9pPk
predator
my thought exactly !
LMAO
Predator in formal Dinner Jacket attire.
Lead poisoning leads to mental retardation
New Jersey leads to mental retardation
Verily, they searched the lands, high and low, for the fairest maiden of all, yet the Jonas remained displeased.
Hey Ahmad Rashad: Nice boobs!!!
Shitty mummy outfit.
left > right
“What do you mean, ‘Shia LeBeouf is the biggest douchebag’?”
douche fight!
Hey, using this and the ‘Blow’ app I can direct people right to her house.
I hate this guys hats and shirts. He doesn’t even wear them himself.
Those things look pretty lifelike…I’m guessing the white one is the wax, and the greasy one is the real one.
+1
I want to poop in her goop
Hey Gwyn, on a serious note, can you stab our husband in the vocal chords?
You’re married to him too?
You keep that dingo away from my baby!
ha
lol..
Ooooh! I know this one! What are two things I’d bang before I banged Snooki?!?! So? What do I win??
A life free of venereal disease.
He looks ‘Lost’.
Oh c’mon I had to get it out of the way for the rest of you.
you gonna blame this one on wardrobe malfunction too? Eventually she has to take responsibility for the filth she’s subjecting the world to.