The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.25.13

June 25th, 2013 // 377 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily affirmation that while you may work at a job you hate, at least you haven’t let yourself go like Martin Lawrence. Even Mischa Barton just went, “Wow, what happened there?” So, enjoy procrastinating while allowing yourself to feel like you’re better than Don Rickles, who wants to know why Dave Coulier just offered to blow him, Justin Bieber something…something Usher something…something Superman’s penis, and Seth Rogen checking to see if his breath still smells like Judd Apatow.

It does, and it always will (That’s for Green Hornet, Funny People, and whatever the fuck you were trying to do as Young George Bluth you sonofabitch),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
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    Those are some serious hemorrhoids.

  2. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
    Simon Cowell
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    ADL (alien diaper load)

  3. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    I will find you and make you pay, dentist!

  4. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
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    Justin Bieber performing in Los Angeles – with a full load in his pants.

    There, fixed it.

  5. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
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    Now we know where he hides his “Lucky Charms.”

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Alligator Boots R20 Initiative Regions of Climate Action
    Mr. Poop
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    this guy has some big nipples

  7. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
    L. Lohan, Instructor
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    “And now just bob your head up and down.”

  8. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
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    That’s one hell of a sex sling. I wonder if she’ll let you put some kind of mask over her face?

  9. Taylor Lautner Tracers Set
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    If you’re REALLY Taylor Lautner, then take off your shirt!

  10. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini
    caley
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    Anais?

    Fitting name.

  11. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
    caley
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    Rickles: “Oh My God, what happened to Kimmie Gibler?!”

  12. Heidi Klum Bikini Water Slide Twitter
    P. Deen
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    “I miss Seal’s lips…”

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Alligator Boots R20 Initiative Regions of Climate Action
    caley
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    Sitting in Danny DeVito’s chair from the set of ‘Twins 2′.

  14. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini
    brick
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    I think this girl’s middle name must be “buttcrack”

  15. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
    Chloe's Bloated Wingman
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    “Do these cuffs make my fat ass look gay?”

  16. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
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    When’s he going to start shedding that pregnancy weight?

  17. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples No Bra Spandex Dress
    renotastic
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    Just make a mold of my butt, slap it on my chest and add nipples. Thanks, Doc!

  18. Prince Charles Tribute Dinner In Honour Of Lord Sacks
    Dr. Phil
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    “So did it feel enlarged or what?”

  19. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
    Freebie
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    Why has she become a circus performer? The singing bit not working?

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Alligator Boots R20 Initiative Regions of Climate Action
    renotastic
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    “Deez boots vere made from conflict-free crocodiles!”

  21. Rihanna Smoking Two Huge Joints Instagram
    renotastic
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    I’d like to see Chris Brown knock these out!

  22. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Alex
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    “Bruckheimer remember this day well. For now begins the long winter of your discontent. Long have I waited to enact my revenge. That last slice of pizza was mine. MINE!!”

  23. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
    Alex
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    “When the pants are low and they carry the green glow…Diarrhea.”

  24. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
    renotastic
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    Tying shoes is the most effort he puts into any of his douchey looks.

  25. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
    Alex
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    “Who the hell are these people?”

  26. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
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    Ah, I see Huggies still make those ones that change colour when wet…

  27. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
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    “You look like you’re still pretty loaded… How does Mrs. Kathy Rickles sound?”

    “Witch!”

    “Call me something I haven’t heard a million times already. Here, I’ll wheel you to the chapel. Jewish or nondenominational service?”

  28. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples No Bra Spandex Dress
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    I see June’s still busting out all over.

  29. Seth Rogen Smelling Fingers BBC Radio 1 Studios
    Handy Manny
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    “What IS that? It’s mostly ass smell, a little bit of balls…but the fingers almost smell like pussy. Must be from sweating all day. I’m putting it back down my pants…”

  30. Rihanna Smoking Two Huge Joints Instagram
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    That’s funny, if this same scenario involved Kim Kardashian those would be two cocks in her mouth

  31. Arnold Schwarzenegger Alligator Boots R20 Initiative Regions of Climate Action
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    “Like the boots? Real yautja – I hunted him myself!”

  32. Rihanna Smoking Two Huge Joints Instagram
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    Is she starting to go Amanda Bynes?

  33. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
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    Jayden’s so surprised, he forgot to crinkle his forehead.

  34. Nick Carter Derpface Backstreet Boys Q102
    Hank E. Ring
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    Who yelled Free Meth?

  35. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
    William Barrington
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    the white chimp in soothing green light – nice !

  36. Seth Rogen Smelling Fingers BBC Radio 1 Studios
    Hank E. Ring
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    You are the hottest girlfriend I have ever had.

  37. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
    Stacy
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    She can do all of that and still sing live. Lets see Beyonce try to do half of this and still sing live. OH, thats right. Beyonce can not sing and dance at the same time.

    • Enidaj

      I agree with you. She is one hell of a live act.

    • dirk diggler

      Yeah but Beyonce is hotter, and thats what really counts.

    • Do you think, Pink can dance and sing simultaneously? I doubt that.

      • After seeing her live performance of “Try” at the American Music Awards, I don’t doubt for one minute that she can. That shit was amazing.

      • Raymond Flattenburg

        No amount of talent could make up for the fact that she has as much style as lady gaga’s used douche water. In other words, that woman is a tranny–and not even a good one at that. (Covergirl my ass.)

      • Suck it Bey

        she’s done it many times on live tv shows. She did Try while battle dancing, Glitter In The Air while performing acrobatics, she’s done it her whole career. She doesn’t half ass anything. I really wish people would give her credit where credit is due. So she has an “edgy” look you don’t like? So. It’s about the performance and this woman puts on one hell of a show.

      • Johnnyu

        Why don’t you boys get a room?

  38. Prince Charles Tribute Dinner In Honour Of Lord Sacks
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    “And when you rub the wallet, it turns into a briefcase? I don’t get — oh, wait, now I do!”

  39. Martin Lawrence Weight Gain Fat Jowls Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    broduhjenner
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    not living up to, “martin. i’m da man.”

  40. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
    Banastre Tarleton
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    Why go out of your way to look stupid?

  41. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
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    I’m just glad I can’t see any Pink.

  42. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
    broduhjenner
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    Kathy griffin a before and after

  43. Daniel Radcliffe Noel Coward Theatre
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    The eyes are cute, but gads, everything else…

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples No Bra Spandex Dress
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    Was the photographer a vampire?

  45. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
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    When did the Green Lantern Corps start issuing butt plugs instead of rings?

  46. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
    Professor Xavier
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    oh, i get it now. usher’s dick was radioactive and granted bieber mutant douche powers

  47. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
    ruckus
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    I bet they all think they are more famous then the other three.

  48. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Must be going total method for that Jack Nicholson biopic.

  49. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    johnny p!
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    Vanessa Paradis saw this pic, smiled wistfully as she bit into a still-warm croissant, and mused, ‘Adieu, Roi des Douches!’

  50. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Apparently the French throw in a set of teeth when you move there.

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