The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13

June 18th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Came Home Early Hollywood Hills Mansion Exit” he learned from Tom Cruise, and Jay-Z laughing at how Obama won’t even get this asshole’s ring back, but totally made him the king of Cuba.

H to the IZZO! (I Have no clue what that means, but I’ll assume it’s this.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Adrian Grenier Hugging Mckenna Grace Giant Pink Bear Goodbye World Premiere LA Film Festival
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    Girl: *sniff sniff* “Ugh, what’s that smell?”
    Adrian: “Um, the bear is dirty. Yeah.”

  2. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Derpity doo dah…

  3. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    Clock just struck 12.

  4. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
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    The guy’s nose job was not a success. No reason to draw attention to it.

  5. Adrian Grenier Hugging Mckenna Grace Giant Pink Bear Goodbye World Premiere LA Film Festival
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    Sure, but when I bring a bear to young girls I get called a creep and tasered.

  6. Adrian Grenier Hugging Mckenna Grace Giant Pink Bear Goodbye World Premiere LA Film Festival
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    Looks like Russel Brand showered so he could get closer to kids.

  7. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    I think i finally figured out why they made such butt-ugly kids: Demi was doing Whip Its when she was pregnant!

  8. Brad Pitt Chewing On Glasses World War Z Premeire
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    Face recognition fail. Angelina has to be pointed out to him.

  9. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
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    The man has a keen and visible sensor for old vag…

  10. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
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    “Dad? But I thought you were dead.”

  11. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    alex
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    She thought this had something to do with pumpkin pie.

  12. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
    alex
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    “Whoa.”

  13. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Nice Rolex Ginger.

  14. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
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    “Russel, I am not going to smuggle McDonald’s into the premier! That was the last time!”

  15. Brad Pitt Chewing On Glasses World War Z Premeire
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    Hopefully his next movie is World War: Hair Cut.

  16. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
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    Kim Kardashian’s labor was in full view.

  17. Adrian Grenier Hugging Mckenna Grace Giant Pink Bear Goodbye World Premiere LA Film Festival
    Mr. Poop
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    Vince looking a little too much like Rosie O here

  18. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
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    Remember when you used to have be good looking or talented to be a celebrity? Remember? Anybody?

  19. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Homely.

  20. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
    donkeylicks
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    So thats where Bob Craft’s ring ended up?!?!

  21. Miranda Kerr Naked Under Flag Instagram
    Nonnie Moose
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    I’d like a to take a trip to her down under…

  22. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
    Mr. Poop
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    BEEP BEEP, douche coming through

  23. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    I picture the shore lined with black guys for miles all pissed off that they cant swim.

  24. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Global sea levels rising?

    The answer.

  25. Melissa Joan Hart Butt Tight Dress Holding Son Monsters University Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    I forget, is she the one that spits into her kid’s mouth?

  26. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Being Dusted Off Devious Maids Premiere
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    Sponsored by the Schwarzenegger Media group.

  27. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
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    This art made me look like “The Scream.”

  28. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
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    Owwwwwwwwww…This isn’t my pogo suitcase!

  29. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
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    What’s “Tokarev” about? A funeral director with Bell’s Palsy?

  30. Miranda Kerr Naked Under Flag Instagram
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    Whatever flag that is, I’m saluting it. Well, a certain body part of mine is saluting it.

  31. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Those Willis girls really got the shit end of the stick in their possible gene pool outcomes.

  32. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    Well at least we know who’s drawing the carriage…

  33. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    You’re gonna need a bigger coach.

  34. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
    Em
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    One shake or two, do you think? I’m thinking one, since he’s too lazy to even zip it after.

  35. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
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    Two frogs kissing? Is this ironic?

  36. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
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    Girl behind Keanu has taken his bottle – Keanu has not yet noticed.

  37. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
    donkeylicks
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    Security escort check, Sketchy mustache check, Fly down Check. Man sex in the bathroom Check.

  38. Doutzen Kroes Cleavage Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Weird name, perfect body.

  39. Melissa Joan Hart Butt Tight Dress Holding Son Monsters University Premiere
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    Looking good.

  40. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
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    “No thank you, my driver is already bringing my car around.”

  41. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
    I'mCool
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    left shoe—laces and zipper pull.
    right shoe (not pictured)—velcro and pilgrim buckle.

  42. Miranda Kerr Naked Under Flag Instagram
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    I’m pretty sure that’s considered disrespectful to the Australian flag…but it’s just Australia, what are they gonna do? Stop DVD sales of Crocodile Dundee movies?

  43. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
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    Is that his only facial expression?

    • Bob

      That’s the face they always make when they first find out about Scientology’s core beliefs. Tom puts that to good use.

  44. David Arquette Bleach Blonde Hair Tracksuit Universal Studios
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    Guy Fieri must be skipping dessert on his show.

  45. Adrian Grenier Hugging Mckenna Grace Giant Pink Bear Goodbye World Premiere LA Film Festival
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    That girl got introduced to douches a few years too early.

  46. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
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    sadly, that’s just how her face looks now.

  47. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
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    Dude, why do you always look sweaty like you’re fighting a boner in class.

  48. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
    Emma Watson's vagina
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    Ragnar Lothbrok, why did you have your beard?

  49. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
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    “Ok now Nick, your character’s signature move is a sly, but sexy wink. Let me see you try it…and we’re fucked”

  50. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
    Cock Dr
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    I think he and Travolta go to the same Hair Club 4 Men.

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