“I’m here for the gang-bang.”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today we’re serving the prettiest Jiu Jitsu student in the class, panda rape, bat-children and more sweet ass than one Thetan can handle.
Leighton Meester touches her boob to make up for that last one,
- The Superficial
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that picture alone is a yet another reason britain doesn’t need a fucking ‘royal family’.
….Yep, tragically, the picture speaks all that is needed to be spoken….Artofwar
Yeppers!
Noone ever said Illuminati lizards didn’t like their fancy get-ups.
Two – That’s how many people remember who I am.
Lazy ass peace sign!
Where’s the French version of Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
Shallow Hal
Oh my god she is so edgy and hardcore. Her and Taylor Momsen should team up.
Speaking on behalf of ‘The Establishment’, I am appalled.
Maybe it should say Joe Jonas COMING OUT of PINZ Bowling Alley. Maybe Joe will take the hint.
Yesterday he was head-humping a kid. Today he has a sword and a bag filled with unidentified objects.
I guess after that picture got out, he had to do a little “cleaning.”
The Superficial: All Midgets, All the Time.
So…Lady Gaga is in charge of royal costuming now?
Dammit, Feely! I was going to say, quit blaming Lady GaGa for all the crazy fashion. It’s quite obvious the Royals started it.
BAHAHAHAHA So true!!!
She’s looking pretty good.
(pushes nail through palm of hand, Bladerunner style)
How many drinks have you had tonight sir?
Jesh…two…offislur
No dog?
That looks like the same hat Prince William was just wearing.
It is. The big feather is stuck back up in her ass.
Thought it was a still from the set of the new Muppet movie.
Kim Jong Il looks good! Nice dye job and threads, Dear Leader!
Bahahahahaha!!!
You stupid hag! With my magic, I’ll send her into the… into a…
[laughs] You’re no sorcerer!
Into a realm where evil cannot touch her!
Impossible! There’s no such place!
Outta the way, Peck!
He’s got a good sense of humor. No way would I let that ridiculous fat thing hug me in public, I don’t care how good “Pick of Destiny” was.
It’s in his contract: No hug, no bamboo.
Macaroni.
+1
Sheer awesomeness :)
+1, asshat
“Want herpes bitch?”
Not pictured: Khloe providing the shade
+10
FTW
LMAO
There can be only ONE, bitch!
BAHAHAHAHA Taking self-protection to a whole new level!
I thought Karen Carpenter starved herself to death?
Boo
Uncalled for comment….Karen Carpenter was a tragedy….Leighton Meister is just tragic as a singer.
karen carpenter’s last weight was the same as her phone number – ate-zero
The Karen Carpenter references are completely unfunny.
“Damnnn, papparazzi? I’m just trying to find the clinic and get tested, yo. My dick’s been farting non-stop even since da wedding, man.”
Good god, imagine the size of those granny panties.
Why go to La Cienega Blvd in Hollywood for classes when you can hop on a jet and get your ass kicked in Brazil for 10 times as much.
Makes sense to me.
OUT!
I don’t understand how she isn’t just turning to a pile of ash in the sunlight. That chest skin . . . it is blue . . .
Sexual Harassment Panda.
A little Furry love!!
“….and in disheartening news from Paris this evening, the world’s first full faceplant recipient had an unfortunate set back. Due to tissue rejection issues at the base of the implant, her entire lower jaw had to be removed to prevent additional complications from infection….doctors are frantically searching for a new donor….”
Whoa…look who grew up. And grew up homely at that!
Looks like Christopher didn’t get the good genes his brother ended up with.
Christopher gets the fat gut and a $200 a day Crown Royal habit.
I like Jocelyn Wildenstern’s previous hairdo better.
Looks like it should be Piniz Alley.
Are you for panda rape? Fuck a hologram.
There is a sheep over my house doing roofing. Jesus is a raisin.
You can almost hear the balloon-like stretching noise.
HORF!! +10
for those of you who are to young to know – that’s the face John Lennon did a moment before he got shot
They’re allowing you Internet privileges now, Mr. Chapman?
She might want to wrap that yoga mat around her face and save the world 10,000 WTF’s.
+1
“I’m disappointed…from the silhouette I thought Khloe was coming over here.”
Nice to meet you Sinbad. Hey, you can just take those bags up to room 1125, here’s 10 bucks.
“Hey, I just wanted to let everyone know I’m still interested in doing that sequel to Willow…seriously, call me any time. hello? anyone?”
Eh. He’s got some Harry Potter and Narnia money.
Don’t forget half a second in the Phantom Menace.
and lets not forget the third season of BBC’s Merlin.
I think she looks great, but she definitely belongs in Rivendell.
HAHAHA
That dude is not aging well.
lol that kid is going to be even uglier than his dad in a few years.
Now I know where Arnold got the idea for “Twins.”
Ha! Nice.
Seriously, I thought he was dead.
Never in a million years would I have guessed that was a pic of Leighton Meester.
i no eh
It’s sad when THIS is the masculine looking one of the family.
The older one is actually probably the most masculine…. but he looks like a butt, so no one cares.
WTF? Tony Danza is turning into Tony Bennett.
Turns out TIME was the boss all along…
I’d wear a noose around my neck too, if I had to go out in public wearing those drapes.
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