The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.11.13

June 11th, 2013 // 327 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s mostly pics from last night’s Broadcast Television Journalists Association’s Third Annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards where I’m assuming Maria Menounos‘ butt won top honors unless they didn’t get our trashbag full of ballots. I also tossed in a few more shots from that Spike TV GuyDudeBro Dickslam thing over the weekend because in the spirit of journalism, I don’t know how to not make you aware of this or this. Oh, and I almost forgot Seal about to murder his kid if that shot’s not white balanced, because remember his weird camera fetish? I do.

Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
    Commented on this photo:

    “Loni Anderson, meet Dirk Diggler. Now lets get these clothes off.”

  2. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Jon Pork
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    Somewhere in the background there’s always a postman saying it with his eyes.

  3. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bikini
    yoop
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    For a second I thought “Damn, Drew Barrymore is looking hot!” Then I read the caption and felt shame.

  4. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
    Josephus
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    “Say hello to ya motha for me.”

  5. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
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    I think the giraffe has had work done.

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Josephus
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    ::begins weeping::

  7. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    Jon Pork
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    “Did you ever see Jungle Fever?”

  8. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
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    White Cheetah is lookin’ really skinny.

  9. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    There’s always an autistic kid in the background not saying anything with his eyes.

  10. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Holy Crap!

    It seriously took me 5 seconds to realize that wasn’t Hasselhoff.

  11. Jeff Bridges Jake Gyllenhaal Spike TV Guys Choice
    yoop
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    “I wonder if this will match my rug?”

  12. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Howdy Doody!

  13. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
    Josephus
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    I would have thought he’d have a driver, but apparently “Yeezus Walks.”

  14. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
    journalschism
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    “Come and get me, Timmy.”

  15. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    The MJ touch leaves nothing untainted….

  16. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
    yoop
    Commented on this photo:

    “If that kid breaks my camera I’m going to kill him”

  17. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    You know how when you’re skiing and snot runs down your lip and then the wind makes it go back across your face?

  18. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Spike, she’s trying to go back from black. Give it a rest.

  19. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    She looks like the last photo in Faces of Meth.

  20. Russell Brand Tight Leather Jeans Cowboy Boots Holding Umbrella
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    Ok he may be a pseudo-existential douche but at least he’s carrying his own umbrella.

    • What a douche

      He’s now employed as an umbrella holder to escort Letterman audience members into the theater.

  21. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Cliff Clavin
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    Photobomb!

  22. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    blerg
    Commented on this photo:

    The Count: “2, 2 tall men in drag, ah, ah, ah…”

  23. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    journalschism
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    The Master. Nuff said.

  24. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
    JennywithaY
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    Most people would probably get mad about someone tying the giraffe’s mouth shut and putting a stupid bow tie collar on its neck, but I happen to know that he is a HUGE fan of 50 Shades of Grey, and this was actually part of his contract.

    Besides, I can’t imagine a worse torture than having to converse with Mark Whalberg and Burt Reynolds.

    Devil’s threesome indeed.

  25. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    journalschism
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    Norman Rockwell much?

  26. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    that’s some real nice stuff going on here…

  27. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
    journalschism
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    I’m at WKRP in Cincifuck, how depressing.

  28. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bikini
    Gin&Tonic
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    needs more tit but got a nice stomach

  29. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    journalschism
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    This hardworking ant colony was sad to discover the white stuff in Mr. Sheen’s nose was not sugar…

  30. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
    MisterSuccint
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    There really WAS something toxic in that water!

  31. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
    journalschism
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    Is he Steel a Man?

  32. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I TOLD you Michael Jackson stole my look. And here is the proof.”

  33. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
    amanda seyfried
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    You would assume that Spike could afford a better taxidermist.

  34. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    seriously, who the fuck wears a bow tie anymore? my cousin’s wedding was black tie and even then noone wore that shit

  35. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
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    “Wh-why am I here…?”

  36. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
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    “I told you I had black friends.”

  37. Jeff Bridges Jake Gyllenhaal Spike TV Guys Choice
    ThisWillHurt
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    “All the Dude ever wanted was his antlers back. They really tied the deer together.”

  38. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
    Spanner
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    “At least I don’t have to sit next to Spike Lee.”

  39. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t say anything racist. Don’t say anything racist. Don’t say anything racist.”

  40. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    Bob Oldhart.

  41. Jeff Bridges Jake Gyllenhaal Spike TV Guys Choice
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    Those are the antlers they took during their hunting trip to Brokeback Mountain.

  42. Amy Adams Side Boob
    ThisWillHurt
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    When did Nicole Kidman go redhead? And show emotion?

  43. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
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    I demand her and Miranda Kerr have a naked oil wrestling match to the death. Or until I nut, whichever comes first.

  44. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    “I am the underminer!!”

  45. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    “What do you mean ‘”Behind the Candelabra” is done filming?’ I’ll wear as much lipstick as I want!”

  46. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    that guys about to slap the lipstick right off his face.

  47. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    My god! I just can’t get enough of dat ass!

  48. Sarah Jessica Parker Apollo Theaters 8th Annual Spring Gala Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    I see no one’s horsing around in this comment section. It’s about time you people put the horse jokes out to pasture.

  49. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    But he has the teeth of a 35 year old man.

  50. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Man of 0.4 Steals*

    * Career average per game

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