The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.8.12

May 8th, 2012 // 433 Comments

“A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF*

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU PROMISED! Anyway, today we’ve got Seal‘s matching finger and toenail polish, the group of middle-aged women behind Christie Brinkley saying it all with their eyes, as well as Tim Burton badly in need of a reference from Steven Tyler‘s dentist. And while we’re on the subject of oral hygiene, yeah….

Serena Williams‘ secret is she’s always angry,

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  1. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    BJ
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    The Amazing Mumford

  2. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
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    What is that? Fucking herpes or something?

    Maybe from the bong.

  3. Anthony Anderson
    Crissy
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    “Yeah, yeah, crazy motherfuckers, I lost that bet…”

  4. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
    Johnny P!
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    At… the… Image… Awards…???
    Poster-child for herpes prevention?
    A new ‘Faces of Meth’ campaign?
    The PSA for the perils of bong burns?
    I don’t get it, man…

    • Jill

      And it’s the “American Image awards” no less… is this really the image we want to be showing? The image of lip herp?

  5. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
    Crissy
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    She looks good for drunken whore!

  6. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
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    Count Fuckula!

  7. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
    Cock Dr
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    When Michael passes you the bong…..decline.

  8. Christie Brinkley
    BJ
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    Yeah, I don’t get why her ex-husbands called her a narcissist either.

  9. Nick Jonas Joe Jonas Sunglasses Hat
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    OMG Nick! Is that John Travolta?

  10. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
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    He looks like the most emaciated vampire ever…

  11. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
    Crissy
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    Take that Superman shirt off! You pussy!

  12. Christie Brinkley
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    Those hens in the background are all pissed because they’re the same age as her, but they look the part.

  13. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    Johnny P!
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    Looks like he got some of Klum’s cast-off clothing and accessories in the divorce.

  14. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
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    At least he finally fixed his hair…

  15. Aliona Vilani Bikini Paddleboarding
    Crissy
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    Is she a midget?

  16. Anthony Anderson
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    So they’re allowing the blacks to play golf these days?

    • JC

      Only if they dress like this. They figure that it’s even more degrading than forcing them to use different drinking fountains.

  17. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
    Just Sayin
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    ummm…what’s up with the soaked crotch, there, buddy?

  18. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
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    “No, you get my car!”
    “No, YOU get my car!”

  19. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Sponsored y Crest White-Strips.

  20. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    Crissy
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    Oh wow, Melissa River is Looking quite nice here!

  21. Christie Brinkley
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    Wow, if ever a picture of judging and condescending women…

  22. Nick Jonas Joe Jonas Sunglasses Hat
    Johnny P!
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    Nick: “People still buy our music! Can ya believe it?”
    Joe: “I know, right?”

  23. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
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    Dude, the paparazzi’s vision is not motion based, you douche!

  24. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    catapostrophe
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    That’s right–who needs boyfriends, anyway? You go, girl!

  25. Christie Brinkley
    Johnny P!
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    Thought it was Debra Harry at first glance….

  26. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
    catapostrophe
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    He looks deaf.

  27. Nick Jonas Joe Jonas Sunglasses Hat
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, works in a country you’ve definitely heard of, it doesn’t matter which, where one of these, I’m not saying who, goes when they want to do ‘certain things’ if you get my drift.
    And listen, I said nothing, right?

  28. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Just found out he got another reprieve from the glue factory.
    Apparently horses can have nine lives too.

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
    catapostrophe
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    Sweet shoes, bro.

  30. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
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    So that’s what the Phantom of the Opera looks like without his mask? Um…put it back on, please.

  31. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
    your mom
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    Is this really the image we want to be rewarding?? Isn’t Jersey Shore enough??

  32. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When someone asked if Cocaine killed vampires, a big laugh was had by all.

  33. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    nick
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    “I want to suck your cock!”

  34. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    JC
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    “Advantage: Williams’ vulva.”

  35. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
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    You see, in Madrid, “Masters Series” is translated as “Masters Batalla,” leading to common misunderstandings like this one.

  36. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    Johnny P!
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    Justin: “Just… saw… real… art!… People… in.. room… better… dressed… than…me!… Some… of… them… younger!…. Some… more…. talented… some… richer!… Justin confused!”
    Jessica: “Oh, don’t be silly, JT! Let’s go clubbing, get shit-faced, and later I’ll let you snort coke off my ass! Everything’s gonna be fine! *giggle*”

  37. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
    it had to be said
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    Wow. I think the Olympic afterglow is gone. Time for this dude to move into the house with Mary Lu Retton, Bruce Jenner, and all of our other former Olympians.

  38. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at those feet. You don’t see that much ash after a forest fire.

  39. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
    your mom
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    Man of steel has a glass bladder.

  40. Christine Teigen Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    That would not be so much a motorboat as a motor submarine. Great shirt.

  41. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Unsurprisingly, it also fits when you flip it.

  42. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    Benny B
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    Well right now i’m researching a movie about mentally ill homeless people who need dental work REALLY bad

  43. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    There’s your problem lady, your douchenozzle’s come right through the floor.

  44. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    it had to be said
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    “My shoes. I took them off on the plane. Now they are gone. Can you help?”

  45. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
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    Gahhhh…

    This anti-smoking campaign is getting out of hand

  46. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    it had to be said
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    “P p p push it real good . . .” Not what Salt or Peppa had in mind.

  47. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
    JC
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    Little known fact: Kryptonite weakens EVERY muscle in Superman’s body, including those attached to the bladder.

  48. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nightmare Before Crest.

  49. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    your mom
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    Little known fact: They couldn’t find dentures to fit his gaping pie hole, so they actually had to use horse teeth.

  50. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    JC
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    Why did Miley dye some of her hair white?

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