The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.29.12

May 29th, 2012 // 703 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s unusually large The Crap We Missed. This is mostly due to an extended weekend but also because I don’t know how to ignore shots like Katy Perry tweeting a pic of Mickey Mouse getting to third base (No, really.), Bradley Cooper as Asia’s version of Waldo, Times Square getting a Wendy’s, as well as Gerard Butler figuring out how to keep the urinal cake from sliding out of his jock strap and finally, Pamela Anderson taking one look at that microphone and asking “You know who I am, right?”

Adding, remember how he steered the boat with it? I remember. Oh God, do I remember…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Naked
    Johnny P!
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    I hope some of the proceeds will be donated to “Tempura House”.
    The shelter for lightly battered women.

  2. Tobey Maguire
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    Tobey started realizing he might have made a mistake in hiring Andy Cohen as his Masculine PR expert…

  3. Amy Childs Butt Tight Dress
    Animal
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    I’d be touching it too.

  4. James McAvoy Woody Harrelson Mike Myers Gerard Butler Soccer Aid
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is this what Woody meant when he said put my Coke in a cup?

  5. Tobey Maguire
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    Tobey Maguire *IS* Tom Cruise *IN*:

    Risky Business 2: Electric Butt-a-loo

  6. James McAvoy Woody Harrelson Mike Myers Gerard Butler Soccer Aid
    Johnny P!
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    Checking for traces of lipstick on his shorts after a quick trip to the Porta-Loo.

  7. James McAvoy Woody Harrelson Mike Myers Gerard Butler Soccer Aid
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    Gerard,
    Contrary to urban legend, if you use it too much it does NOT fall off..

  8. James McAvoy Woody Harrelson Mike Myers Gerard Butler Soccer Aid
    lillaliket
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    they look like they ride the short bus

  9. Dave Matthews
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    After all these years, you’d think he’d have a more coherent response to “Why do people like your music?”

  10. James McAvoy Woody Harrelson Mike Myers Gerard Butler Soccer Aid
    Commented on this photo:

    YOU MAKE THE CALL!

    “Can you spot which one of these men didn’t wear a condom in the past 48 hours?”

  11. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Johnny P!
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    Ripe melons in a snug hammock…

  12. Rihanna Naked
    Carolyn
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    Looks like a really bad wig.

  13. Elijah Wood Maniac Cannes
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    Uhmmm there’s a time to stop being so method, Elijah… Put the knife down…

  14. David Hasselhoff
    dontkillthemessenger
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    In a better world, she’d be wearing the t-shirt with him on it.

  15. Tobey Maguire
    EricLr
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    Will Poorly Act For Food

  16. Rihanna Naked
    DeucePickle
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    I’d rub that on me.

  17. Jared Leto Tank Top Hat Sunglasses Terry Richardson
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    This is obviously a contest to see who can get a girl off the street hooked on drugs and naked for a photo-shoot faster…

  18. Dave Matthews
    Johnny P!
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    Kinda starting to look like David Berkowitz.
    Creepy…

  19. Dave Matthews
    dontkillthemessenger
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    More Chin, Less Forehead was my favorite DMB song.

  20. James McAvoy Woody Harrelson Mike Myers Gerard Butler Soccer Aid
    EricLr
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    Woody’s smiling because it’s the first lineup he’s been in where he’s the least embarrassing person there.

  21. Nicole Scherzinger Butt
    Johnny P!
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    Her ass looks kinda Dali-esque in this pic.

  22. Dave Matthews
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    “Is there still a black guy behind me silently judging me?”

  23. Philip Seymour Hoffman Basketball Bird
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    LET IT RAIN!!!! – Sandy Lyle…

  24. Katy Perry Mickey Doll Crotch Grab Twitter
    EricLr
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    Dear Disney. Give me a film career or the mouse gets it!

  25. Sharon Osbourne Sunglasses Pale Hat
    Frugal Gourmet
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    Woman from ‘Hey Vern, It’s Ernest’ tv show sans neckbrace.

  26. Bobby Brown The Today Show
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    It makes him giggle to be reminded that some people still pay him for this…

  27. Jared Leto Tank Top Hat Sunglasses Terry Richardson
    Johnny P!
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    They do say there’s “someone for everyone”…

  28. John Malkovich
    Short FB!
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    His fucking iPhone commercial.

  29. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Carolyn
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    Look like big fake cans to me. If men didn’t like them women wouldn’t waste their money on them.

    • Trek Girl

      The number of breast enhancement surgeries would go down a lot, but many women would still get them.
      Women can and do get breast implants for reasons that have little or nothing to do with men.

      • I don’t know ANY guys who like implants. They’re cumbersome and make it harder to button our shirts.

        Just fucking with you…I really don’t know any men who think women look good with implants. I guess there must be a few out there, but for my part, small and natural beats out jello molds every time.

  30. Ne-Yo
    Short FB!
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    He’s trying so hard to hold it in.

  31. Gwen Stefani Midriff
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    Wow, Nicole Kidman looks Mexican next to her…

  32. Dave Matthews
    EricLr
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    I told you I wouldn’t sign anything from the 90′s!!

    No, that’s *not* all I did!!

  33. Philip Seymour Hoffman Basketball Bird
    Johnny P!
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    He can’t even play a quick game of pick-up without turning it into a dramatic tableau.
    Such is the power of PSH!

  34. Tobey Maguire
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    I got MY shirt at Ian Somerhalder’s House of Shirts!

  35. Ali Larter
    Fell
    Commented on this photo:

    Say it aint so..

  36. Sharon Osbourne Sunglasses Pale Hat
    Johnny P!
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    “Oh, fuuuuck… someone saw me looking like this”.

  37. Sharon Osbourne Sunglasses Pale Hat
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Christ, the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

  38. Dave Matthews
    BenDoverman
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    Remembering the time he pooped on those tourists.

  39. Nicole Scherzinger Butt
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    Nicole’s Ass is brought to by Vodafone: Introducing the 4G Booty Call. Faster. Larger. Scherzinger.

  40. Tobey Maguire
    Colin
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    And duck lips have reached a new low.

  41. Tobey Maguire
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    Duck lips & bitch tits.

  42. Bradley Cooper French Open
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    With hats like that they should all have bowls of soup.

  43. Bradley Cooper French Open
    Johnny P!
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    The “Sexiest Man in the World” does not conform!
    Damn you, stupid hats… I go my own way!!!

  44. Elijah Wood Maniac Cannes
    EricLr
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    What an amazing night. First I kill Jake Gyllenhaal and now everyone is applauding me for this movie!

  45. Bradley Cooper French Open
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’ve always wanted to wipe a booger on a celebrity. I just hoped it would be Jared Leto.

  46. Rihanna Naked
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Sigh… I’ll never be good enough for Tony. “

  47. Bradley Cooper French Open
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Bradree Coopah no get memo about hat.

  48. Adam Sandler Straw Hat
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    VC chic–it’s coming back!!!!

  49. Philip Seymour Hoffman Basketball Bird
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    The pigeon is going for the steal!

  50. Dave Matthews
    We
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    His best song is “My tour bus dumped human waste on sightseers and dreaming”

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